Accidentally ate a whole jar of peanut butter

>accidentally ate a whole jar of peanut butter

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>TFW accidentally ordered 2 pizzas from Domino's instead of 1 and accidentally ate them both instead of saving the other for later

>accidentally spent another whole day browsing Veeky Forums

>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again

>5000 calories later

>accidentally loaded buckshot into my shot gun, placed it in my mouth and gave myself a buckshot mouth rinse

Whoops. I just happened to do that on accident. You're fat because you keep doing this to yourself.

>accidentally find myself on the verge of a heart attack and go numb all over my body whenever I do any strenuous task so I'm unable to even exercise for months
>starting to get a gut and go soft all over

>not sipping it
Enjoy your diarrhoea

Lift something you fat fuck. Dubs says so.

>accidentally made the same thread again

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>just accidentally killed a dozen people!
>just accidentally shot 100 people on my bus
>just accidentally ate 4 pizzas!

fuck off fatty.

Sorry to say that it's not me being a fat fuck. Even if I go for a light jog my chest goes tight and I begin to lose feeling along my limbs. I was running two miles every other day before this shit started happening for two years.

Is this the s4s thread

>spent another day on Veeky Forums instead of working on my 200 word essay due in a week

>Put 30 scoops of peanut butter into my oats rather than the normal 2 again

I always lose count just me fuck up senpai

>Just ate a whole pound of almonds without activating them.

fucking end me right now

>accidently the whole fridge + 3

>realize that mixing vodka with flavored sparkling water reduces the average calories per ounce
plus its gluten free

>Only took 11 scoops of protein today
A whole day of lifting wasted

Then ease into it. Baby steps user. Don't do a zyzz

Once I ate almost a kilo of almonds in one sitting. My shit was something.

But you don't get drunk as quick?

>tfw this actually happened at mine except they were pigeons

>TFW accidentally only eating 1200 calories today
>only ate dinner and a few snacks

You just posted almost a 10th of that you fuck

No I drink the same amount of alcohol, but since its watered down theres less calories.

>200 words
sorry, you have to be 18 to use this website

Sorry you have to not be a newfag to post here

-->calling me a newfag
-->not even using meme arrows
-->I've been here since 2014, who's a newfag now?

>Ate the entire bag of cat food

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

you

>ate all the toothpaste again

ate 25 quesadillas today

theres always tomorrow bro

i post accident peanut again

>Got caught peeping on the Zumba class again

EVERYTHING IS FUCKED,
EVERYBODY SUCKS

>ate all my calories by six
>two glasses of red wine because alcohol
>so god damn hungry

About to go smoke a cigarette and drink enough water to drown a manatee.

>accidentally fucked two men in 24 hours

>ate 200 calories yesterday
>only eaten 300 calories today

>200 words
i dont think i would be able to do that.
im too autistic
i wouldnt know whats not important enough to leave out

Consult a doctor.

>spending another evening on Veeky Forums when I have a 10 word essay due by next year

You mean the same amount of liquid right? You won't get as drunk.

>flavored

>Spent a whole day on /fit instead practicing my spelling words

YOU DONT REALLY KNOW WHY BUT YOU WANT TO JUSTIFY

Looks like you're doing just fine anyways. I've got a lingual examination to test my literacy tomorrow. I'm nervous

>Mfw I only ate fast food this entire week.

I'm fucking done. I just can't stop eating fast food.

>recovering skele dirty bulking
>appetitie is fully accustomed to eating 3,500 kcal/day
>already ate 3,700 today
>getting hungry STILL

My first cut is gonna suuuuuuck