Coworkers start talking about Bitcoin

>coworkers start talking about Bitcoin

>call btc a bubble
>they are right

>thats the thing drug dealers use right?
>i heard its a scam
>you need to draw some of that down
>make sure there is a market for you to sell it too. Or else your gonna be stuck holding it

>Joe_Kennedy_Shoeshine_Quote.txt

>"thats the thing drug dealers use right?"
>tell them "no, that's monero"
>they switch off

I mean they ain't wrong bout that

>that shits crazy lol, aren't you afraid it's going to go down?

They probably think you're buying drugs and other illegal shit now.

They already knew but nobody cares, they are all at it themselves anyway

Someone said to me "what is bitcoin? How do you say it? Bi-bit COIN?" lol

The normie Bitcoin process:
1. Normie finds out about it and buys some.
2. Holds it for a while then decides to put it in an altcoin.
3. Loses 50%
4. Shitposts calling it a scam.
5. Coin that normie bought and sold ends up mooning 10x.
6. Normie kills himself.

The best response is "what's a bitcoin?"

>Tfw was mocked by coworkers for buying at £200/BTC, made enough gains to pay their salaries for 2 years in a row now.
These are the kind of people who refused to get in early on Amazon and Google because MUH BRICK AND MORTAR, WEBSITE NO REAL BUSINESS UG yet own stock in both now.

>met some cool dude
>he is really into crypto
>decide to pick his brain
>mfw he only holds ETH and bought at $350

The Normie Bitcoin process;
1.Normie finds out about Alt coins on biz and gets scammed in to buying them.
2. very quickly loses 50%.
3.Sells shitcoins at 50% loss, buys bitcoin.
4.Normie recovers all of lossed in 1 month. Altcoins continue to shit the bed, except for the occasional shot in the dark moon that lasts an average of 30 minutes.
Altcoiners BTFO. while Normie sits and watches Bitcoin rise.

My memory lasts two weeks: the post

Tfw Co workers are into crypto and aren't normie retards
Its nice to have good cryptoversations in person

most normies don't have any savings because they are stupid fucks with 0 financial inteligence, they will buy some satoshis in a few years as a "solid investment" though

>normie
>altcoin

The real normie process:
>oh man bitcoin, i was totally gonna buy a bunch of that in 2007 but i didn't
>continues doing nothing

>I heard you can never get your money out

Had a guy ask about cryptos at a party, but I was pretty boozed and just bragged about how much I'd made followed by "haha no I wouldn't if I were you haha the market will probably crash haha"

Felt like a cunt afterwards desu

I don't know how you couldn't have savings.
Are they not earning enough to have savings or are they just stupid?
Bad shit happens all the time, you need to be prepared

This.
>Oh wow it's $500 now. Lmao that thing is going to crash
>Lmao it's $1000 now what idiots are buying this
>Wait it's almost $2000 now
>Maybe I should get some....nah it's a scam. remember
>$3000
>$3500
>what the fuck is a fork?
>m-m-muh warren buffet
>dimons?
>$5500
>WHAT THE FUCK IS SHIT
>$6000
>FUCKING POP JESUS FUCK
>$6500
>I am now at peace with myself. I no longer wonder or question why I will never be rich in this world.

they are too busy spending their money in restaurants, cinemas, $5 popcorn, beer etc, also their bitchy stacies are expensive, iphones and all those useless jewish toys, and most of them are stupid rentcucks because they feel the need to live up to the society's expectaions

>isn't Bitcoin illegal?
>can't hackers just hack Bitcoin?
>you should invest into something real, like gold
>without electricity, your coins disappear
>if civilization collapses, what good is your bitcoin?
>I won't invest because bitcoin could go to zero tomorrow

usually the time when btc remains the same are because of two reasons

1. manipulations
2. ppl mind needs time to adapt reality

>coworker is in crypto, keeps telling me about monero
>pretend to be ignorant, ask him to show me a price chart

His fucking excuses >uhh its just a dip it’ll come back up trust me I’m made loads of money in crypto

meanwhile i’m just in btc and flipping a few alts

His excuses for what? Excuses for xmr mooning hard as fuck this year and outpacing btc?

educate them man....

I’ll give you a hint: He didn’t buy the dip

I just bought back in desu

>Next time BTC dips to $1k can you buy some for me?
>I first read about BTC at $1000. I was this close to buying it.

I remeber back in march i was getting drunk with a buddy of a buddy and told them about ETH when it was floating at $50 and how it was the future currency and got into a huge fight with him

Make no mistake. The only reason Bitcoin has this price is because normie money is coming in. Bitcoin is not a superior technology. It's not even a good technology when compared to other coins that do the same thing. Literally all it has going for it is name recognition. And it's the normies that are pumping it up now. Enjoy, because it won't last long.

more like
>normie hears about Bitcoin in the news
>"I should buy some of that"
>2 years later
>still hasn't bought any
repeat till the end of time

>its in a bubble some rly smart investor said it was a fraud and its like tulips, i believe him
>lol can u buy drugs with that
>i think its a ponzi scheme
>sounds complicated prob gonna crash anyday

mfw im still safe from normie wave

literally me but I didn't sell and it's a gambling coin in development.