Why do women hate bear mode?

birth control did this

who do you think women find more attractive to mate with? a strong, virile man or a hairless prepubescent child that looks like a skeleton?

any woman, regardless of what she says on the internet or in life, will subconsciously be drawn to the manly looking guy because he will be viewed as the alpha male. stronger, dominating, more virile

what? that guy could do anything if he was my boyfriend. anything.

Hey femanon here. I just think ottermode looks the best, nothing personal. There are probably lots of girls that like bigger dudes just like how there are lots of guys on this board that like bigger girls

Both those gentleman are probably the same height -- the model may even be taller

The model will probably be just as charismatic, if not more due to the high-profile lifestyle, and the model may have had a more privileged life which warrants a pleasant demeanor AKA not damaged goods which is also attractive to females and a sign of good mental health

Being the biggest dude in the room is a crapshoot, and there is way more to life than that. Women can detect being the biggest dude in the room is all you have going for you, and only bottom of the barrel females would want to pursue someone based only on that

>Caring what women want
>Gedding Laid XDDD
Pig wun

It's normal for women to be lesbian or have lesbian experiences now. I'm not sure what did it but the same thing may have caused them to steer towards weaker guys

Maybe it's just the some of the males on this board are holding on to an extremely outdated view of manhood and masculinity from when we fought world wars and were inherently bigoted

That's a real dad bod. The DadBod (TM) is more accurately "Lazy piece of shit body."

>hairless
They both are, you raging faggot

>Maybe it's just the some of the males on this board are holding on to an extremely outdated view of manhood and masculinity from when we fought world wars and were inherently bigoted
>t. Gender Studies degree

I love watching you guys fight like children over your insecurities

>Deep down, women don't actually want some twinky shredded bodybuilder. They want the bear. The bear is stronger, is full of vitality, and a better candidate for survival in the jungle.

>Implying thats bad.

>lol 6000 years of civilization was wrong and I was so enlightened that I found the solution in my gender studies class. It's not because I'm a sexual loser in society and resort to blaming the world for my inadequacies. No I think everyone else in the history of humanity was just plain wrong XD super serious guys

ITT: guys trying to convince themselves into believing they know what women want

>snapping the bait so hard the hook is sticking out your ass
Anything can make a woman happy
Anything at all
For about ten minutes.

I don't give a shit what women want. How do I get a body like that?

I thought bear mode implied body fat above visible abs

Maybe teen girls don't like bear mode, real women LOVE it.

This.

Fuck what women want. This is what I want.

Fuckin' this

>first hand v second hand
Lol

Test E

women are incredibly attracted to pic related, but most people who claim to be bear mode are usually just fat. The guy in the picture is a stud.

Normal women wont know what "ottermode" mean.
Those who know this word are usually trash

he's also a gay pornstar

I fucking love it. Skellingtons get rekt.

But I also have a shenis, so what do I know

Well hopefully you know that you have a mental disorder and should be seeking help instead of playing along with your delusion.

Bear reminds most women of their fathers and despite this while Tumblr movement trying to get women to like Daddy daughter incest roleplay they don't like it being that realistic
>Inb4 whiny twig
I wish I had the guts to do bear mode but I like being able to squeeze through shit

>appeal to tradition
Ya they really had it right in 200 BC.

>Oh muh crops died, must be because the gods are angry, better kill this guy because he has green eyes and everyone knows that's bad luck!

Man I wish I lived during the height of Babylonian society. Things really were better then.

Go fuck yourself retard.

Hairless skinnyfag
Women have wanted to turn men into women with dicks for fucking centuries and over the past say 500 years or so they have been successful in doing that since they have pretty much ended our patriarchal society and now we are more or less a disgusting matriarchal shithole
They will continue to choose small, hairless men that look like boys until it's the default and the. They'll go more and more until we're all twig long haired hairless twinks
That's not conspiracy that's a pathological progression of history.
The rennasaunce took men and turned them into slaves who out women on an unobtainable pedistal always striving to prove themselves like a dog, and it's only got worse ever since

Most men do they give a fuck as long as your hole is warm and it enjoys the cream we put in it
The THICC meme is just that, a meme(though it is gaining ground disgustingly fast)
We don't give a fuck what women look like when it comes to fucking and since our society now more or less consists of just finding people to fuck instead of mates nobody has any choice traits past a pussy or a dick therefore this fat women are okay deal is becoming commonplace

That's not dadbod.
That's gay bear dad bod.

>They'll go more and more until we're all twig long haired hairless twinks
>mfw Ai no Kusabi will happen in my lifetime

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT, GALS

No women have always physically lusted after women because I mean come on look at them, how the fuck could you not?
It's just more accepted now thanks to the liberal left forcing everyone to embrace samesex relationships so now chicks don't really have a reason to o not bang other chicks
Pick any civilization where people care less about your sexual preference and you'll find that women fucking women was every day life there

>Veeky Forums turned into Veeky Forums since I've been gone
I did not see that coming

>implying they were this retarded
not every people of every era were retarded then you, just because they lived early on.This is like saying a man from 2300 would think everyone were a cuck in 2016 who would let someone mutilate themselves and even let the freak use taxpayers money to make himself a fake vagina.

Not everyone is as extremely retarded as a single example.

lol you are fucking smoking crack m8, klokov is probably one of the most charismatic dudes in weight lifting.

He gets paid thousands of dollars to come to american crossfit gyms and "teach" people lifts when he barely even speaks broken english. He just does lift in front of people, smiles, shakes hands, and gets paid.

And people invite him back.

I don't know what caused it either but it's probably nothing to do with birth control hormones that the entire female population is using...
>mysterynose.jpeg

this nigga is paying attention

Who wouldn't want a hug from behind by a giant protective teddy bear like that. I'm so lonely...

I absolutely love and adore thick and juicy rugby player type guys.

However those are a rare sight and OP's physique is a bit too much cause I know that it can only be achieved by taking steroids. I wouldn't really prefer dating someone who used steroids. Means he is insecure and cares way too much about his muscles and appearance, even with the cost of his own health. I don't mind someone cycling test if they were legit low test, but in general I just want a man who doesn't prioritize his own looks that high.

However there's a point where you don't look muscular and athletic but like a mutant. That's not attractive. I want a man with real athletic capabilities, strength, endurance and mobility. I don't want a man who maybe looks ideal but will die after the first 200 meters if I take him running.

And lastly, most sizable men are short. Short and wide is a bad combo, if a guy is short it's better that he stays in the otter mode.

However 6'3 tall, thick and juicy athlete is my ideal man. Rugby players are my fantasy.

look closely. klokov isn't. he just has such tan so his body hair is barely visible in that picture

of course bottoms go for guys that look like they can dominate the shit out of them

Well, yeah. But the media is really trying to make dyking out a way of life and not just an experimental thing or something they do for male attention while at the same time both denigrating heteronormative sexuality. relationships and shaming women for liking men in general.

And since it went from a experimental thing that had the side benefit of giving men rape boners, it became IT'S WHO I AM AND DEFINES ME and women are both demonizing men who're into it and going full nasty unfuckable whore with it.

We're going to see bi or having a bi phase as one of those things that puts a chick on the DO NOT FUCK under any circumstances pile along with, feminist, crazy, fresh out of jail, dyke, ugly, morbidly obese, anorexic, bodybuilder, used to be a dude, and is a bit too close too her dog.

1. You sound retarded
2. Yes, people were generally that stupid
3. That specific example is just an example and not the point of what I was saying

tits or gtfo

The poisoning of out water supplies is one of the greatest dangers faced by man at the moment. Estrogens literally errwhere turning boys more girly.

So glad I grew up drinking rainwater, it minimized the effects compared to pipe water.

you do realize they are also in the air and food, right? probably even your clothes and shit you wear throughout the day or touch

>this trolling

>Women have wanted to turn men into women with dicks
*Jews
Women consistently pick the alpha macho chad and tyrone, they only say they like something different because that's what the current trend is. See: metrosexual, dad bod.

>that pic
>I'll fuck your shit up

So much faggotry in one post.

Only young women dislike strong, muscular men like him. Young women ( college age + -5) prefer their men to be cute, stylish and open-minded.

Mature women ( 30+) prefer their men to be strong, powerful and dominant.

That internet tough guy would probably piss himself if he met an actual skinhead.

>rennasaunce

Woman here.
It's ugly, and they look fat. That's literally it. Pretty sure only gay or bisexual men would be attracted to such a show of masculine vanity.
>"MUH MUSCLES! MUH STRENGTH!"
We're not cavemen anymore, so it's only natural that humans' aesthetic tastes would develop to fit that.

>t. 43 year old jared larping as a girl on Veeky Forums

I am bear/thicc mode and get way more attention from ladies than I did when I was ottermode, maybe my body just didn't work for ottermode but I do pretty well as a thicc dude

Whatever helps you sleep at night, /fat/boy.

Klokov comes from rich family, what you said is so fucking invalid, my god

the man in the pic has done g4p and all kinds of gay shit bro.

I want to fuck her so bad oh my fucking god

Well I think that young females do prefer skinny femine guys since they are still little princess in their minds. They are looking for someone to emotionally connect. I think this is partly because of movies and books. They just are not grown up enough to handle a real man. I'm sorry to say that.

Once they grow up they realise how much they want a real man. A man that is not looking in the camera like he is about to suck a dick but a man that does everything for his family, that is strong because he is responsible for all the pain he has to go through for his family. Someone who takes care about everything where emotions dont belong.

The problem is that life is tough for most people. And the ones who have an easy life always are holding down someone else and they don't even realise how good they have it. They want to live in utopia but to achieve that they never had to bleed and suffer.

privileged females are boring and useless material to be a good mother.

No real man looks like a child if he ever had to work for his family.

*upvotes*

>this heavy rationalization
You're literally the genderbent version of those fat chicks that scream "Real women have curves". "Real men"? Really? Too tough and busy "taking care of your family" to stop shovelling food down your gullet? Cringe.

its called life, you should get out of your room and start working a job you dislike for little money that your family is able to eat. Fuck off little cunt.

>working to earn money so that your family can eat
>proceed to eat all their food
Hmm.

>t. 30 year old dadbod living in mommy's basement

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW THE FUCK DO I GET KLOKOV'S BODY????

WE'RE THE SAME HEIGHT AND HAVE SIMILAR LEVERAGES I SHOULD JUST POP GEAR RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Autism, the thread

Why can't you guys realize different girls like different things and at certain points in their life they will lean towards what is trendy.

Facts have been spoken out.
I'm a Turk living in Germany with a farly hair body and I've come to see that apparently you have to be embarassed for having a masculine body. I'm five times hairier than the next male but that's because literally anyone shaves their body. I know of people shaving their chest, leg hairs and belly. All three different people as well.

As a conclusion: I don't give a fuck and actually feel pride for looking like a breed between gorilla and bear because I am, in fact, a man.

>t*rk
>man
You are not even human, roach.

The turkroach meme is funny but how about we keep discussing the topic you dense jew

L O N
D O N

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>Women consistently pick the alpha macho chad and tyrone, they only say they like something different because that's what the current trend is
Wrong
Girls lust after the media ideal and many opt to form a relation with the weaker beta bitch

The "all girls are single and share 20% of guys" meme only exists on Veeky Forums and sluthate forums
IRL girls pick a partner and stick to him until its time to replace him and/or cheat

>I’m a Turk living in Germany

Being huge like that is not even natural no one would reach that level in the wild. The natural would be slim. Being big does not equal survival because we were allowed to actually have fucking weapons. It would be someone that won't eat 5000 calories and stumble around like a bag of bricks.

maybe women dont want you because youre a fucking roach?! Nobody likes to associate with people that are lower class by default, except for maybe liberals and leftists

>0331 tat

Of course this faggot was in the Marine Corps...

I know this feel, I'm already thicc and look decent but fuggg i wanna look like klokov so bad, i gotta up my game

I feel you turkbro, I get told a lot mostly by mirin dudes I should shave/tan, that shit seems so unmanly to me I have no interest in it, the only tan I get is by doing shit outside, and I'm not shaving my fucking chest, that shit is just not right to me

>Daily reminder that women only want dyels like pic related

i'm pretty sure today's conservative-like views on sexual morality has caused women to associate lust as a bad thing. They feel they are being more moral because they can more easily control themselves when dating a skinny twink as opposed to a thicc idealized man.

just my opinion tho

>today's conservative-like views on sexual morality has caused women to associate lust as a bad thing
What the fuck?

Who do they cheat with? THAT is the top of the food chain.

>implying girls dont just get tried and want to try new things
>implying girls arent constantly changing their mind about what they like
>implying girls arent just monkey-branching from one guy to the next because of the overflow of guys in society

Femanon here. Bear mode best mode, would breed with.

The reason why the west is dying.
You should fucking kill yourself.