Mirin Stories Thread

>Be me
>Age 18
>Been lifting a few years
>5'9" 170lbs.
>Not mired
I wanna hear your stories of getting mired so I can fantasize about how cool it would be.

OP here, was this girl mirin tho?
>At squat rack doing squats n shit with a couple plates or so.
>Girl next to me barely half repping 185lbs for some reason.
>I finish my sets.and move to leg press and load that bitch up.
>The same girl shortly after, goes to the leg press next to me.
>I finish my set, she's looking back n fourth and goes up to me and says.
>"Hey, do you what the starting weight of the machine is? I don't know much much weight to start with"
>Wtf why does that matter, does she know the exact weight load she can put up or something?
>I tell her "ughhh it says l here 100 something pounds"
>She shakes her head and goes back to leg press.
>Put ear buds in and finish sets.
Was she mirin? Or am I being a delusional manlet?

>be 18
>6'0" 180lbs
>like to go to a local coffee shop and read after the gym
>come in and smile at the barista, she smiles back and asks what I'd like
>get my coffee and go to sit down
>group of girls my age (18) are sitting at the opposite end of the coffee shop
>they all turn around to look at me as I come in and then quickly turn around and start giggling/whispering to each other
>most of them are average looking, one or two 7 and one 8
>go to a seat and get my book out, take my jacket off and hear another wave of giggles and hushed chattering
>one particular girl (the 8) catches my eye and I smile at her
>fast forward half an hour and I'm busy reading when I see them get up to leave
>one of the more unattractive girls comes over with a napkin and says "my friend wanted to give you this" and then she runs off to join her friends
>open it and see a girl's name and number
>look the name up on facebook and it turns out to be the 8
>don't text her because I have a gf

Seen her several times around town now and she always death stares me whenever I try to make eye contact

>be 18

disregarded

ya she actually just wanted you to fuck her ass until she starts peeing

Why

you are the manlet of age

What does that even mean lad

11/10 arguments. Stick to lifting

>Used to weigh 340 lbs
>Had a oneitis who understandably rejected me
>Fast forward like 7 years
>Now 215 lbs, been lifting awhile
>Still cutting but I've NEVER posted a progress pic so I threw one up on Facebook
>Like 60 people like it, give me tons of praise and encouragement. My own sister is completely flabbergasted.
>Old oneitis liked it, messages me saying we should meet up
>Tells me I got really hot and that I'm an inspiration and shit, she's 'miring hard.
>We've been talking every day on the phone for hours and are meeting up this Sunday, with preliminary plans for me to spend a few days with her in NYC at the end of the month
I am unsure how to feel.

Obama's not our president though

There's also no Roman Empire anymore you moron, doesn't mean I can't read about it

You made it, son. Time to live happily ever after.

she rejected you because you were fat. now tell me son, what does she have to offer besides her pussy? if you can't come up with anything then you should reject her as well.

>be me, 17yo at the time, but ive been working out since 15 so I had some noticeable gains
>looking for a sweater in a clothes shop
>shop assistant is mature lady, like 40-50yo, not a milf, fat and not really attractive overall
>she suggests me one sweater, I put it on
>she starts adjusting sweater on my body even though it wasnt neccesary by touching my arms, chest, traps, six pack
>"you have a really strong body"

>manlet of age
>agelet

never gonna make it

She's literally everything I've ever wanted personality wise. I've never met another girl like her. She doesn't smoke/drink/do drugs (neither do I), she's incredibly sweet and kind, extremely pretty, we like all the same things and have the same morals, and to top it off she's a singer and I have a huge thing for artsy girls.

I'm just not fucking sure what I'm supposed to do here. Does she like me for me? Or is she just shallow? Not gonna lie if she was 300+ lbs I wouldn't want her either, personality aside. So I guess I understand? But I'm still just really confused, I got burned once after all.

Nobody told me that with great gainz would come great personal turmoil.

literally the only thing where the only qualification for making it is not dying.

Don't go back to your oneitis 7 years later you fuckin insecure beta orbiter. Or do you really want to see how her cunt tastes after 7 years worth of schlongs penetrated her. There are hotter women if you stop being a bitch and go out more.

You have not made it yet

This is sad. 7 years later and this faggot is still putting that beat up pussy on a pedestal

>There are hotter women
I don't want hotter if they have the personality of a fucking kettlebell. I was never really into the whole hook-up thing.

Who said hot girls couldn't have great personalities?

Who said all those hot girls won't have even more blown out pussies?

/r9k/ told me. They are my friends.

Don't impersonate me you fag. I might have a soft spot for this chick but I'm not so sad I'd visit the fucking train wreck that is /r9k/.

Life is for living not sitting around worrying
It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do

This is not me

So fucking go for it? Alright sounds fine to me. Worst case scenario it just blows up and I look elsewhere.

Try harder.

>get fit
>girls staring at my ass all day with lustful eyes
>tfw the attention makes me shrivel inside

I wasn't ready for this feel. Nobody told me I'd have to feel these feels.

I say you fuck the dog shit out of her and say you should just be freinds

My nigga

Bruh that's cold as ice. But god damn of it isn't JUSTICE. Do it for the rest of us that got rejected by our oneitis, OP.

Checked

>Not gonna lie if she was 300+ lbs I wouldn't want her either, personality aside
Right, so why do hold it against her? Sounds to me like you improved yourself and earned her, enjoy your reward.

FUCKING. THIS.

God damn it you're right. I'm going to fucking do this, user. Thank you.

Only been mired by absolute dyels so it doesn't count

I'd feel pretty good.

She rejected you when she didn't find you attractive.
Now she does.
She's not a terrible person for rejecting someone she found unattractive. Anyone would do the same to someone they find unnattractive

Is this what happens when you begin to confuse memes with reality?

Is this a mirin story
>had vertigo last weekend
>went to the doctor's office to have it checked out on Tuesday
>new doctor was seeing me
>after the exam he told me I had BPPV
>"you look like you to go to the gym but you need to rest for a week or so"

Was he mirin?

common sense

You're right anons, I'll give this a shot. Worst case scenario at least I know where I stand and I can just look elsewhere. Even if it goes poorly, closure would be nice. Best case I fucking live happily ever after.

An old lady farted in front of me at the bazaar, when i was buying my apples. She obviously wanted to fuck.

don't go back to that bitch user. if she dumped you before because of how you looked she doesn't deserve you now. think about it does she anything to offer besides pussy

Post body, I'm same height age and weight and I'm curious

Get real. Would you date a land whale with a good personality because one day she might be hot? No, you fucking wouldn't. Nobody would, that's fucking stupid. He wasn't attractive before, so she wasn't interested. He is now, so she's game to try. If he still has the hots for her he earned this shit.

Fucking preach.

OP - getting mired is just an everyday thing. You'll get used to it when you grow up and become a handsome tall man.

>I am unsure how to feel.
Don't feel anything she just wants the dick

"user-kun no revenge"

bruh youre being like the kid in a wheelchair who thinks women are bitches for not pity fucking him

Maybe he is in a wheelchair. Bitch you don't know his life.

I don't think I've ever had someone mirin me other than my ex. Feels bad man

>about to deadlift lmao265lbs
>qt doing weighted lunges in front of me
>setting up for diddly
>as she notices I'm about to start, she jumps out of the way
>no mirror in front of me
>literally why
>do 5 reps, rerack weights, leave for stretching area to do some mobility work
>10 seconds later she's there too, doing planks

Not even sure what that was. Am I delusional or just autismo Veeky Forums?

>flex a 'cep
>younger cousin asks if she can feel
>feels 'cep
>solid

She's not as nice as you think she is user, trust me.

I've gone down the road you're about to go to and it only leads to regret and more pain.

Stick to lifting and stay single fucking bitches, it's for your own good.

Fuck off cunt, women get to be picky cunts for owning a hole between their legs we're justified to do the same if we damn please.

Both

Probably delusional, why would a girl be mirin a guy deadlifting 265 when there's plenty of other more built/aesthetic guys around? How tall are you?

never mired for my body, don't have a shit body but i don't talk about lifting and look dyel in clothes

get a lot of compliments about my great face, though, and it feels pretty fucking good.

unless your plan is to rape her and cut her up into tiny pieces, probably not a good idea to meet her you fucking beta shit.

>lifting for oneitis

kys

Tfw the newfags populating this place now will never understand

Post face

somehow Veeky Forums never seems to comprehend this.
they'll scold women for friendzoning fat guys while while the next thread is a fph

>Being this jealous that his oneitis is now interested in him while yours still thinks you're gay
It's okay brah, I know that feel too.

>Girl Looks at me

Fucking mired lads

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

Fucking this. Everyone telling that OP to burn her for turning him down better be out there marrying landwhales or they can fuck right off.

He was ugly, she didn't want him.
He's now attractive, she wants him.

The same fucking thing would happen to you if you had been friends with some ugly fat cunt and she now magically became a 10/10.

this is what making it looks like

Checkeroni my dudes

>you tell me

>At gym
>squatting 2.5 plate max
> Ask qt trainer that works there to spot me
>"Sure user! Jeez are you sure you can squat all that weight??"
>Flex a glute
>"You tell me"

Guess my squat and dead? Trying to see how far I've gone with my new leg routine

And then you woke up.

>Guess my squat and dead?
2.5 bundles of cotton, I reckon.

3.5pl8 squat?
4pl8 dead?

How much is a bundle of cotton tho?
Ur right on the squat.and as of yesterday,my dead is 445

I've been lifting consecutively for about 9 months and look like trash, I get mired though it's totally a fucking lie lol

> Be me yesterday
> At a thing for work, dress up scavenger hunt
> Dress up as Russell Coight bc am Ostraylian mayte
> Have these really short shorts on, so quads and glutes are poppin. Plus this tightish fishing shirt
> Walking towards girls and they all giggle
> One as I walk past says 'he's probably an underwear model', and they all giggle
feelsgoodman.jpg

>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex a 'cep "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

user, is it...is it bad that I miss Supermang?

>Be heterosexual male
>Fall for the starting strength meme
>Hitting squats EVERY DAY 3 times a week for about 4 months
>Up to just under 4 plate
>Squatting going really deep
>"Damn!"
>Here some dude my age mirin my strength
>looking in mirror at my form and see him in reflection
>he is staring at my ass
>rack my set and leave the gym too scared tp continue workout
>go home and blast a load off into a sock thinking about it

I only wanted girls to notice me, Veeky Forums... what the fuck have you done to me

Be careful to not become a cuck. She only likes you now because you got a nice body. She doesn't care about you. Remember that on the way.

>virgin
>Been lifting for 2 years
>Get my first gf
>Undressing awkwardly in front of her for the first time.
>"I didn't think you had a body like that user"
>"like what" I reply because I'm innocent
>says something so fucking nice but I can't remember
>have sex shortly after

>be me, age 20
>reading the newspaper in the airport lounge, bored as fuck
>gate opens in 25 minutes
>two german girls sit next to me and start talking with each other
>I understand german, although almost no one where I leave does.
>They probably think no one is listening and that nobody understands them
>hear one say "This guy at my right is really hot, shame he is so absorbed in the newspaper".
>meh, I didn't said a word, kept reading the paper until the gate opened. I was not in the mood for stupid flirt talk. But always feels god to hear stuff like this

You had your chance and you blew it you stupid nigger

don't worry, pussy is not a scarce commodity for me

Im starting to notice people staring at me when im out in public. Girls, guys, everyone. Because im usually by my self so i stick out i guess and ive made some good gains. I started laughing today when i caught someone looking at me today through the corner of their eye.

Either the gains or the autismo

>work in a bar
>owners film clips often to post on facebook
>see girl mirin' my bicep as I pour a beer in the video when I get home
>she was OK, might make a move next time she is there

Post body pics and we can tell you

I get it but it's odd.

Being 18 is like being 5'6", nobody is taking you seriously.

I've got a few, I'm pretty swole so people comment on my muscles alot, but I'm known as the jacked guy in my friend group so they joke about it and bring it up alot

I got a wendys 444 and my roommate said it's crazy how i can eat those and still look like a greek god

A few weeks ago my roommates had a few girls over that i've met once or twice. I come home after working out and the grills asked If i could flex and if they could feel my arms

Guy at the gym saw me doing hanging leg raises and said that thats really impressive

This pasta. You should feel ashamed

Happened to me yesterday.
> Walking through an intersection.
> Car is trying to turn left but has to wait for me to cross first.
> Dude driving, girl in shotgun.
> She's talking to him and facing him but then sits straight and looks at me.
> Mouth literally drops, eyes widen.
> Pass them and they turn and drive off.

Never had a reaction like that before. I've had people stare at me before, but not like that. It's like she was terrified.

I'm paranoid I'm reaching gross monster mode even though I personally think I'm far from it.

Post a pic

Come back and update us. I want to know what happens.....

shitty racist joke good job you whitenigger

jesus dude have some self respect

just gonna save the thread, thats all

>>"you look like you to go to the gym but you need to rest for a week or so"
He's trying to goblin your gains