/chad/ general

What's wrong with it?

I thought chad was just a new term for a fratbro type.
Where did this idealised charismatic wealthy prince charming boogieman come from?

You could read a list of the chapters in the book and get the same value out of it as if you had actually read it.

For an incel trying to become the chad No More Mr Nice Guy is the book to read. That's a great book regardless but its really great for betas.

Based on the picture I'd say you have either a diamond or oval sort of faceshape. Keeping it medium to long and pushed back would work. An undercut is popular now and you could pull it off. If you want to try something classic you can part your hair sharply on the left. Pretty much anything with some length on top should work for you.

This one comes to mind because it could fit different styles and it scales well as you make gainz, despite the model pose this guy is doing with it.

I haven't heard of it, I'll order it. Thanks for the recommendation.

Appreciate it dude, I've tried so many different styles It's ridiculous, I like your suggestion though

You look gay man. Decent face and jaw though. Build some muscle and you'll be fine.

Gay haircut. Kinda looks like Martin Shkreli.

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This one might be better.

Remember: shorter > longer.

I have nothing to talk about. My interests bother on the "weird," especially when presented to a female.

>linking to an image on Veeky Forums

nigger what

>Chads are born, not made, but we can learn from the model.
that is not necessarily true, but since most here are past 20, its too late to obsess over that. Your upbringing is crucial for becoming a Chad, good genetics alone are important but one needs sports during childhood and puberty, lots of socializing, learning to deal with conflicts. Thats why teamsports are so much better than autistic weight lifting only, you learn about hierarchies, hazing, settling fights.
Its no coincidence that the jock/slayer stereotype that gained notoriety for banging the highschool hotties is the football quarterback and not the piano player.

Lack of stress such as crippling poverty, relentless bullying, death of parents + eustress + good nutrition + socializing + good genes = Chad.

"Hey what's up Faggot? I heard you asked Stacy out yesterday. Sorry I couldn't tell you she and the girls were having a sleep over at my place yesterday haha."
"Dirty Chad you retard she s-said she was visiting f-family!"
"Whoa buddy! Do NOT say the R word. That's just not cool."
Stacy, "Omg Chad just totally roasted that weird mean guy! Can't believe that creep would make fun of the disabled!"
"Ah you're right Stacy, I just look out of the everybody. Let's go back my place for smoothies."

Yeah guys, go ahead. Be fake chads. Spread your seeds. Cuck the entire human race. The reason women want to breed with Chads is because they are, on a genetic level, better than you. If you fake being a chad, you're "tricking" women into breeding with you. The babies born of these women will have the shitty characteristics that they inherited from you.

Lads. Sit back. Accept that you are simply not as good as a real alpha chad (like me) and allow your sub par genetic line to die out. The future of the human race will thank you for it. Literally the most noble sacrifice someone in your position can possible make.

Chad was always nice to me in school, where do all the mean Chads live?

Then don't talk about your shit, ask about her interests. People love to talk about themselves. Provide that opportunity.

It teaches you how to shut up and listen to people talk.

If you enjoy adding anything to a conversation - it's not for you.

It is partly a coping mechanism of angry nerds, partly the truth. A bully continues bullying because he gets away with it but it makes bitter losers feel better about themselves.
>at least im intelligent and nice to people, so Ive got that going for me

Its mindboggling how delusional many here are if you look closely into the matter, but also totally understandable.

As for the highschool part, I can confirm. I was literally the piano player. I had a few hookups and a good ltr but not one of them was a Stacy.

Don't bother incel cuck

>implying you can trick women anyway
They can easily smell the incel on you.
Doesn't exist, Chad is pretty much always the nicest guy you'll meet, given that he is not only physically superior but also highly intelligent and extremely moral.

I met a douchebag Chad once, but back when I was in highschool there was this Chad who was the nicest bro and smart, he ended up going to Harvard for undergrad and Yale for his masters. It's like he won the lottery haha

>I met a douchebag Chad once
Probably wasn't Chad.

Chad != Jock
Chad != 6-7
Chad != Popular guy

FUCK YOU CHAD

Mm, yeah, you're probably right. He was a good looking athlete, but not actually a Chad all things considered.

is this guy a Chad?

Any thoughts on dubs lifting strategy for physical Chadmode?

depends on muscle insertions, proportions etc. It cant hurt but going by some arbitrary numbers wont guarantee anything.

48 laws of power is better than that meme dale carnegie book that basically wants to to become a suck up cuck to everyone so it makes them want ur attention

idk but i like this thread, better than all the self hating shit like /fat/

Can Chad have a lisp?

I have a lisp, and it's frankly annoying when I listen to recordings of my voice.

A lisp definitely weakens your voice. You might want to check out Valentine Palmer and maybe get in touch with him.

I do like 48 Laws of Power, maybe alter the OP to 48 Laws and No More Mister Nice Guy.

Is the hair working out for me or no?

Am I handsome Veeky Forums?

>yes I'm from west virginia, pls no bully

That makes sense. I have a lot of weight to lose so I'm thinking of doing Scooby's "Get Fit Fast", which is basically his normal fullbody beginner routine but with lots of cardio. I've heard doing SS while losing fat is possible but not really optimal, but fuck if I know anything.

Do you people ever go outside?

Not sure, can you link to it?

You are handsome but look like a redneck

No
Yes

Chad does not need charisma.
He has a friend for that.

whats that watch he's wearing?

Are those Chad twins? lmao

I dont know but how are your wrists? so many wristlets dont know shit about finding the right watch

Fuck, not that guy but I need to lowdown on picking a good watch for my wrist.

Find a brand you like, that makes high quality stuff, that fits your personal style, and if you have smaller wrists don't get a huge goddamn watchface. Decide if you want an automatic, or a quartz movement and buy something in the low-medium price range.

It could be the IWC 544401. Its the same Justin Trudeau is wearing. At least they look similar, Im no watch person.

have a look at these user. Also, measure your wrist and search for wrist size along with watches you like, there are thousands of watch forums with knowledgeable members. Veeky Forums is not the place for that, and neither is Veeky Forums for that matter
reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/4gjb4b/guide_album_of_affordable_alternatives_to_watches/

they look smaller because im 6'2 but theyre 7.25 inches

thats a good wrist size user. you should not be limited in your search, good luck

Thanks guys. My wrists are an even 7 inches, how fucked am I?

Mine too, thats perfectly fine. No need for insecurities there.

Actually useful book. I approve.

Keep your beard and hair about the same length and go for the Statham look

Get big and grow it long
A girl told me my wrists were small recently. Same girl also told me that my dick was too big though, so there's that.

Eh you have a point but I think what matters is the result. Your either there or not. You could have it handed to you or gotten there. Fuck the noise your there.

>Charisma
>>Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie.
That book is golden, but only turns you into a nice guy if you're already a beta. Couple it with Gorilla Mindset by Mike Cernovich and you got yourself some charisma.

What is Veeky Forums about? Other than shitposting, its self-improvement. But unlike Chads, most here wasted their youths away, while others were self-improving unknowingly. Being raised with a sense of duty to show up at training, pushing yourself more etc is nothing but self-improvement, just that they did it in their developmental years and reap the benefits.

Tell yourself Chad was genetically gifted and born with a jacked body if you feel better about yourself, but please do not abuse your children by raising them like your parents raised you, in case you are desirable enough for a woman to have her carry your genes on

How to Win Friends and influence people was written for managers who wanted to have a better relationship with their employees. It assumes you already have power and confidence. Couple it with Gorilla Mindset.

Would this be a good collection?
>How to Win Friends and Influence People
>No More Mister Nice Guy
>Gorilla Mindset
>The Like Switch

you can read parts of Managing With Power: Politics and Influence in Organizations by Pfeffer, we used it as framework for a course at college. Its really helpful generally, but in case you need social skills there are parts that help.
Also the harvard Business School case called Heidi Roizen in case you can download it somewhere. That woman knew social skills

I dislike selfhelp books, because its just watered down psychology made easily digestible for people who lack the capacity to get something out of real literature. Sounds trite and elitist, but im very popular and extroverted and I never knowingly used any techniques used in those books. I read voraciously all my life and going through the books above it seems like common sense. All of it. Anyways, good luck

I'm not familiar with The Like Switch, but that list sounds good.

>A chad thread that is not in ironical or shitposting context

guys what are you 12?

More like 30 over here

the hair is, the glasses aren't

>What makes for a good Chad and how do we into Chadmode?
This is all you need

youtu.be/EFnJMPQow7A?t=17m51s
(starts 17:51)

Sweet, I'm not doing terrible. Not great, not Chad, but most of the facial aesthetics, frame, and penis standards are on. Wish I were 3 inches taller. You had me worried, m8.

In highschool Chads are usually on a football team. Is it reasonable to model workouts based on that for a Chad-like physique? It seems like a lot of lifting for strength and cardio.

>above it seems like common sense. All of it.

do you know where you are right now?

updated videos! fucked yes this is hilarious

>the work of organizing the screenshots proved to be administrative nightmare
kek

Sad Cuck wants attention by degrading other people. Good job you didn't do anything. *Clap* *Clap* Cunt

Youre not attractive really, nothing you have is particularly manly or pretty, your eyebrows are alright

You're an idiot, Chad is the alpha of the tribe but every alpha can be challenged and taken down.

We're animals, it's in our instincts to fight for territory, women, and resources.
To become Chad you must crush a Chad.

train your neck grow a beard dont wear your hair like a nerd

I don't think that answers his question. This isn't a face rate thread.

Also doesn't really answer his question, but definitely good advice. The guy has options.

congratulations on being raised right, some of us didn't get that.

FUCKING NORMIE

I'm a scumbag Chad...I have all the physique, height, and face going for me but then once you know me my fake charisma is just to initially get on your good side then fuck you over so hard for your money and sweet sweet pussy while I go back to jail for my 6th time.

I swear I seen u inna gay porno somewhere

bet he looks better than you faggot
i'm fairly attractive and this guy can slay with the right haircut, facial hair set, clothes and accessories

What do you prefer?

Being chad

Or

A high ranking Nazi SS officer?

quit it with the autism

These are Chad MINIMUM requirements:
>6 foot at least
>good body (broad shoulders, thick neck)
>7/10 facially (that means well above average, if you don't know if your good looking, you're not. The one and only way to know is if you are told REGULARLY)
>Play a major role in a team sport
>very low inhibition (don't lie to yourself about this, its natural to be a little bit self conscious but it takes practice)
>fucked at least 10 QUALITY women (no uggos or fattys)
>at least 2 girls you could message to come and have sex at a moments notice
>when at a club/party/event you approach a girl you're interested in without a shred of hesitation
>girls approach you whenever you're out

holy shit

i dont even think i KNOW any chads by those standards. thought i know a dude who has all of those expect the sports team thing

They're arbitrary standards, but those seem to be roughly the assumptions people have for the Chad archetype.

Kek, I meet all those minimum Chad requirements but I don't really feel like a Chad tho, just like a regular guy with a decent face who plays sport and has a decent social life

Where does Chad shop for clothes?

EVERYTHING MATTERS. Ideally you want to be a TALL 6'+ 80% masculine 20% feminine guy who has above average levels of muscle mass, blue eyes, brown or blond hair, hunter eyes, a large wide jaw and a "pretty" midface. You want to be extremely socially developed/skilled, you want NO anxiety, you want extreme confidence and self assertiveness, TONS of sexual experiences starting from the age of 12, a strong DOMINANT presence, great "pheromones" which are a result of an optimal HIGH TEST hormonal profile. You want to be good at sports resulting in high status with groups of guys, you want to be naturally strong, above average size of bones/wrist/hands, above average neck-size making you look quite INTIMIDATING and making your jaw appear bigger.

You want to be positive, fun, have a great outlook, great self esteem, a deep voice, maybe a few subtle tattoos. You want to be well traveled, a job that you like and that generates an above average income.

You want female friends whom you can fuck whenever you want, you want a strong social circle of cool guys. You want to have masculine hobbies like hunting, MMA, riding bikes in the fucking woods, hockey, surfing and you want to know something about whiskey and beer.

There you go, the ULTIMATE slayer.

Do you need all that to ever see a pussy in your life or even have a decent fulfilling sexual or romantic life? Hell no, how do I know? Put your fucking head outside of your basement and watch the world.

Daniel?

Ask your barber or hairdresser.

Can people of other races than white even be chads or Chads?
Every pica a white guy
A-asking for friend can asian indian be Chad

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Arab asian mexica and black

I've met a gook Chad and a part-Indian Chad IRL, admittedly they were both very tall and athletic tho

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