Sipping

Would breed Basketball Americans with.

water

>Not 8.0 ph (((real water))) with the propietary E2 electron energized technology going beyond alkalinity

It's like you just stopped trying.

Holy shit

Honestly ever since I started comparing how water tastes I can only drink neutral/alkalized water. Acidic water tastes like absolute shit.

Also best water

where you at that you got ultra violet?

youtube.com/watch?v=hS4IRJ-Xa8c

That's from a liquor store. But I just got some more at a 7-Eleven.

mother fucker. still nothing from anywhere in boston

>thisiswhyigotouniversity

Holy sip*

This kid gets it

S I P B O Y S

>buying overpriced regular water with some mumbojumbo advertising in the label

classic burger

have you actually tried sticking a pH meter into a glass of any bottled water?

S I P B O Y S

I grip n i sip

Nice thumbnail

They give it away for free at the radio station I work at. We have a mini-fridge always full of 'em.

>2017
>paying for water

Kek

Bump

Sip

>tfw Australian
>only white sips and the occasional orange juice sips

u cant be fit if u dont sip

uh no, that's a monster loaded with sugar like 60+g...foh

Full of estro tho

Upgrade your life

>tfw this shitty marketing tactic is working
>actually want to try sips

it is pretty damn nice for no-cal energy drink.

What flavor should I try?

zero ultra. white can.

Green Tea + 2 200x10^-3g caffeine (aq) tablets

the white one

Fuck you I was drinking white monsters before they were ever on this board.

>hipster sipster

Me too. Lots of people were. That's why it came to this board. That's why it's a great meme.

Alright, redpill me on monster

yeah i'm new

Me too, I don't understand this meme. Is this for people who don't want to gain weight?

>Sipping Anonymous 04/14/17(Fri)11:08:32 No.41
how do you drink an air bag

RIPPER SIPPER HERE

I'm not even sure if sips is a marketing plot at this point. All I know is that monster ultra is the best tasting zero cal energy drink put there. I used to drink rock star zero carb, but I tried sips once and its a huge difference. There's no going back

I've watched this hundreds of times by now.

It's low-calorie beverage so it helps to keep you lean. And it only causes schizophrenia in a tiny percentage of people.

>sippsophrenia

$3.85 for sips? I better get some ball sucking included for that price. They're 2/3$ at 7/11.

kek

It's a decent and convenient preworkout.

...

I bet you like taking sips from dicks too you fucking faggot

Any Irish fags here? How would avonmore supermilk rate on the sipp scale?

I've only tried white and purple sips. Do other flavors compare?

Gimme that rehab lemonade iced tea sip
Gimme that rehab peach tea sip

Aldi Sips masterrace

Do you faggots drink these in public?

try orange

I am very very hungover

Nice blazer, faggot.

Who /vape&sip/ here? The best feel ever

>nonsippers detected

How can i do the sips without getting diabetes or liver cancer?

WE DEM SIPP BOIS

> zero sugar
> diabeetus

I've got a problem, sipp squad... There is a holiday in my country and all the shops are closed for two days. Now I've got only one can of sipp left... What do I do now?

Gonna check the petrol stations tomorrow

/sip with their waifu/ bois ww@

You gotta have sips stored in case of emergency. A secret sip cache for when the shit goes down. Locker at your gym is a safe place. I always keep one in my glove box too.

i buy sugar free monster for work almost every day, i didnt even realize i was meming

>on the right

B R E H S

Hows Australia this time of the year?

I'm definitely build up a sipp-supply as soon as I can. I was a fool to let this happen.

>upside down pic
down under m8

Underrated

kys

Reddit

Gut on muh lvl

CAN I HAVE A SIPPP

No one else /ultrablue/ ????

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492280283929.webm

Takes one to know one, my redditor friend.

Just ran 5kms. Time to reward myself with a tall glass of sipp. Life is great!

>This meme thread again

faggots

S I P P P P

>buying a carcinogenic energy drink instead of the nectar of the gods

...

No need to fear my friend, never forget that he who controls the sipp, controls the universe.

>Caffeine it a metabolism booster
>There's a shit ton of vitamin B(helps process food)
>0 calories
>Cheap
>Tastes really dank, only diet energy drink I can stand.

I unironically think white sip is one of the best tasting drinks ever. From zero calorie drinks its hands down the best.

Then obviously what you just listed. Pretty much a no brainer for me especially while on a extensive cut.

why does everything in this thread seems like subliminal advertising by monster?

Don't question the sipp. Just embrace it's power

You should head to your local gas station and purchase one right now. It's not shilling if it's true, my friend. Just embrace the 100% dv of vitamin b12, b3, b5, and b6

Energy drink that doesnt contain sugar...
10000% the price of a caffeine pill....with no benefits.
500% daily vit b...which any normal meat eating person isnt deficient in so are pissed out......
Full of sucralose.... A nice chemical found when trying to make a fucking insecticide......
Energy drink....no sugar...

Just drink a fucking sugared caffinated drink..pissing out unneeded vit b....dumbass consumer

sip boi 4 life

>tfw no unleaded and UV in canada

Finally found the purple SIPS, which means I've tried every flavor. Now I have to ask, why is the white one memed so hard around here when it's objectively the shittiest?