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Tren is neurotoxic
test makes gains easy
so yeah, more or less. Not all frauds take tren though

Please share experiences of tren sides. Thinking of taking it 50mg eod or something, but potential sides are the only thing holding me back.

A test cycle keeps me motivated as fuck. I get a lot done on it

50mg eod is a good start, thats what i did when i started.
you see changed in physique pretty quick esp the higher you go - with that said more isnt always better.
the sleep sucks, want to fuck 24/7. mentioned in last thread too.

So I'm starting very soon

250mg Test-E E3D
300mg Equipoise E3D
???amount??? Arimidex
???amount??? accutane

Is there any standard time of the day to inject? Do Test or EQ cause insomnia whatsoever?

Also I am not worried at all about injecting a needle into myself, but rather keeping the vials sterile. Good thing I have alcohol pads.

Is a dark closet (around 70 degrees farenheit) good for storing sterons? I might even keep them inside a box too.

>Accutane

"no"

I have 3 grams of accutane I plan on using at low dose.

I want to look like Tinytrip. How?

arrange a death for your parents
become 5 foot 4
go to the gym AT LEAST twice a week
take 700tren/test
eat VERY somewhat clean at a CALORIC DEFICIT

I'm going to order my first cycle soon, but I have to get bloods done first obviously. In MA, so I have to use health tests direct. What bloodwork do i need to get? There seem to be a thousand different option

This is pure nonadvice

no, its the truth. you are guaranteed to get the tinytrip physique with that advice

ded parents = sick gainz

do your parent know you dick men in the ass for money?

tiny used test+var iirc

it totally depends what you're starting at too.
but i'd say go for a real clean cut, dry compounds
and 4'10 w ded parents

female hormone panel
not trolling

At 5'4" you get a lot of Manlet gains.

Does anyone have a progress pic of before/after their first cycle?

Mast

do you ever come off your cruise? and do you use hcg while you're cruising?

sdrol is great dry big gains. but can make you very lethargic.
if you stay 20 or under mg wont be too bad, but yeah oral to start is just fine. just know what you're doin amigo

I'm 5'4 145lbs 16%(?)bf.
So should I just cut to like 10%bf natty and then do test/test+var cycle and try staying lean?

I just want my cycle to kick in faster, rather than taking 3-4 weeks. I'd only be taking tbol to do that. are you saying that tbol won't speed up my cycle in the beginning?

It's just a lame drug. Do adrol.

sounds good to me yeah.
he is very lean, so your focus should be on carb cycling, cardio. diet will be the most important and hardest part imo. Trying to look like him isn't as consuming as like a zyzz or anything, bc it's much more muscle to have while being super lean. but still, if you have little muscle you will look more like iggy pop after a real hard cut

wait for symptoms to not hinder your hueg gains

> implying a 5'4 roidmonkey can look like our natty zyzz

Thanks man.
ye it fucking sucks looking like a 12 years old boy when i cut, but i'll try my best

Has anyone ever estimated the level of roids Hafthor Bjornsson was on to get to 400lbs at 6'9 in a relatively short time?

1. hes not 400lbs
2. he was already in his 20s when he started
3. he has probably only gained 110lbs while on steroids

thank you zyzz bird
it's part of the journey.
i was fat as fuck, started going to the gym and wanted to look like a fitness model. lost a ton of weight and realized i wasn't builtfat, turned into a skeleton. from there started gaining muscle. i could barely bench the bar.
JamesTinyvest on youtube is a great channel to watch. he shys away from hormone talk (which honestly is a big part of a e s t h e t i c s, but gives it real that it's actual commitment to shit.
for me now, i'm more focused on just being happy and successful than obsess over hormones and training.
sorry for the blog, i took way too much adderal kek

nevermind, wikipedia is saying he is 460lbs... i was under the impression he was 360lbs.

nonetheless its a mystery

What would the gains and side effects of say, 5mg a week of Sdrol for a 12-16 week blast when compared to 20mg for 4 weeks?

Pals... WHEN do u inject urself.

Does it matter, as long as its consistent?

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He just keeps getting bigger and bigger, it's hard to keep track.

thanks, I will check out his channel and just keep cutting to 10%bf :^/

are you saying that taking ai hinders gains?

not him but estrogen has some benefits if u can ignore looking disgusting

with test-e do i need to take it right from the start or can i wait a few weeks until the ester kicks in?

I'm gonna be taking Tren E at 125mg e3d, so roughly 290mg pw, alongside 100mg Test E e3d. How much caber should I be taking?

You do not need caber with tren. Why the fuck has this awful, awful meme caught on so badly?

something like adrol or dbol works better, plus you said you're going with aromasin so you wouldnt have to worry about anything with dbol

I got this from the /r/steroids wiki

>Also, like other 19-nor compounds trenbolone increases prolactin levels. Side effects related to these reactions can include breast growth and lactation. To prevent these side effects as they relate to increased prolactin levels a user can use several compounds including bromocriptine, vitamin b6, and/or cabergoline.

290/week is low as fuck so you probably wont even need caber
it good to have on hand though

Yeah this is about what I run, I spent big money on caber but don't need it, I wouldn't run it without having it on hand though, I don't want milk tits

Running my summer 250mg week test cypionate cruise.

Dealing with some joint pain. Old injuries giving me long lasting aches, spent 6 years in the army when younger. Still have knee issues.

I'm thinking of adding in NPP at 75mg and taking it only 1 time per week.

I'm a minimalist with hormone use, and I prefer to keep sides low.

Will 75mg of NPP once per week be enough to make joints feel good without having to resort to caber to get my dick hard?

Age 36, training for 20 years.

Looking at 20 weeks of 250mg cypionate + 75mg 1 x weekly NPP.

The other 36 weeks in a year I take 100mg test cyp for basic TRT/anti-aging.

Try 150-200 test and 100mg Deca. NPP is way too short-estered to pin once a week.

I fucked up my first injection really bad.

Can someone post a guide so I can actually pin right this time?

Well, you had the right idea by sliding the needle into your body and then jamming the syringe to bend it at a 90 degree angle. I think where you went wrong is that you didn't insert it into the eyeball, you inserted it somewhere else. Everyone knows that to inject steroids correctly you must insert directly into the eye and then sharply bend the needle at a 90 degree angle, then start pushing the plunger.

Don't inject at all, you retard.
Steroids make your balls smaller and destroy your brain cells.

>1 x weekly NPP.
kek

Why take the prop version of deca if you are just going to use it once a week.

Would it actually need to be active in the blood 100% of the time to gain the joint relief?

With an active life of 4.5 days, that is a decent amount of time for the receptor sites at the joint to receive the signal and elicit a physiologic change.

The very idea was to keep the sides at bay without resorting to caber.

I'm fine pinning it at 50mg 2x per week as well. Have plenty of pins around.

The idea is to use it as low of a dose as possible and as infrequent as possible, as the other main purpose of use is sexual enhancement, and for that 250mg of test is a sweet spot for me.

Don't need an AI at that testosterone dose, and rock hard erections frequently. like being a teen again.

I just don't want nandrolone to mess that up, but also want my joints to feel somewhat better too.

The other benefit of NPP is that if sides occur it gets out of the system a lot faster than Deca.

but im already dumb and i have tiny nuts

haha checkmate cunt

I plan on injecting 150mg test per week and 50mg tren eod. What will I need to take alongside this?

Quick question

Aromasin permanently inhibits the aromatase enzyme but your body is constantly producing these enzymes right? And does your body constantly produce all enzymes or just certain ones?

cyanide

Is proviron libido increase comparable to anything else?

Added 50 ed to 600 test a few days ago. Don't know if it's too early but feel notable boost in mood.

>if sides occur it gets out of the system a lot faster

You're not exactly going to be on a massive dosage there m8

I've like long esters for the opposite reason.
Long half life means smooth hormone levels. Means less stress in my experience.

To add to this, how real is tren cough? That's my main fear, don't really want to experience choking half to death.... Is it significant on such a moderate dose?

Constantly makes the ones you need.

muh dick
it can be mild, sometimes very aggressive. you just deal wit it, doesn't last too long

thisYour body tries to reach a balance. When you add stuff to the system it does it's best to counter act it by producing more or less natural hormones.
That's why your balls shrink. You body is shutting down test production, because it thinks it made too much.

>muh dick
Finally, someone else who likes them THINN.

very much so, user

Wew. Gotta go to bed for workworkworkworkwork.

Actually she's pretty average. Have some 4'9" womanlet as compensation.

that's hormones though, right? I assumed enzymes are a little different.

I got spooked when I read about aromasin's permanent inhibition on wikipedia. Is it permanent in the sense that a certain number will be deactivated and new ones will be created eventually or permanent in that you have a finite amount of enzymes?

thanks for the help btw

way too thic bro.
more like this

So I am doing a helluva research on basic steroids, and the fact I have a bachelor degree in life science helps it as well.

Anyways, my stats are 5"6 143 lb DRY (after glycogen deplete) and standing around 13%-14% bodyfat.

my recent blood work states that my test is 387 ng/dl or 13.4 nmol/l

now Im fucking 25 and I feel that's a bit on the low side so im looking to potentially up that by taking just basic cycle 250-300 test en per week.

now I just want to know I only want to do this cycle once, say 12 weeks and decided to stop doing anymore cycles after that, with good PCT would that let me keep my gains or would my test go even lower.

You eat asin and you have permanently less estrogens

How many strings did they tie together to make a longer piece of string? Show your work

I just want to know if its a meme when they say you lose your gains, but doing a good laid out pct can make it the opposite.

>387 ng/dl

Time for TRT

So i got a beginner question. It may sound stupid, but hey, I'm on steroids, I'm retarded by default.
if i go blast and cruise life, will i be able to have kids a few years down the road?
Im 22, at the end of my first cycle and love it. Needle is a nice little thrill to me, and the gains and performance make this worth the lifestyle.
But having a son to carry the torch is essential so i dont know if i should pct, lose my nice gains, and give it up until later, or b&c.
The plan for younglings is around 26 when we have lots of $ saved.
If anything ill get a few batches of sperm frozen. Actually pretty cheap.

This why they say it's tough to find your sweet spot with asin. Once you take too much you permanently will never have enough again.

plenty guys have kids on gear. pro bodybuilders do.
in hulk hogans book he talked about how he got his wife preg while he was on roids

But that conflicts with what others say which is that you continually produce aromatase enzymes.

This is before a 10mg ED Ligandrol cicle and about 45 days in, with about 500cal deficit, if that is any help.

Let's say I'm cruising on a TRT dose of Test C (150mg/wk). What's wrong with blasting by throwing in 80mg of Tren Ace ED on top of my TRT Test dose and letting the Tren do the work? E2 would be fine, no need for an AI, no need to buy extra Test, etc.

Whoa... so this is the power of SARMS... in only 45 days you managed to walk to your bathroom

The fucking sarms meme lmfao nice.

Anyone else chuckle when they realize how small vials are

If you think 10mL vials are funny, check out a 5mL. Now THOSE are cute! lol

Adex dosage on a cruise (200mg/week)? I didn't think I'd need anything, but a few weeks in and I'm a bit oily and emotional.

The way you guys are disrespecting the vial is really pissing me the fuck off. You little fuckong bitches dont appreciate what it does for you? Motherfucking ungreatful.
I thought this was a PASSIONATE STERIOD COMUNITY but SURE i Can SEE ur FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE GIFT UPON US.

Dudes in this thread be like

haha xD

Yeah I know whatcha mean.

You'll need to fuck around with caber or some other prolactin shit. If you thought havin to deal with AIs was confusing and stressful, this is a whole different ball game