Daily reminder that you will NEVER have islander genetics and be able to put on mass and strength like it was nothing

Get out, Sean

I want to be crushed by those thighs desu

the biggest doping scandal in rugby has been about panadol bud

LOL

there are a million ways to beat a test you ignorant motherfucker

>tfw when i actually do

I can eat like shit and gain only mass or not eat and not lose muscle but only fat. I'm probably at the top 1% of genetics for muscle building

The sports are different.

Any professional offensive lineman would dominate that guy in a test of strength. Manlets can be good at rugby. The minimum height for a lineman is around 6'2.

COPE
>m-muh murican footbal players b-bigger

I'm a nord, baby. I put on muscle just by looking at a weight and I don't have to put up with fat samoan welfare queens screeching at me all day, just depressed 5/10s whining for more emotional communication, which i can simply ignore

samoans and islanders have basically the same genetics as blacks, but they tend to be pretty boys and carry enough extra body fat that girls are comfortable around them.

honestly they are the nicest bros ever, no homo would totally kiss one.

the difference is of course rugby players are versatile and play a fluid game, football players would gas in 5minutes of free play and be unable to keep up. it's two separate sports.

If you think a player from a team like Baylor that has had an average of 14 seconds between snaps have players that couldn't "free play" for 5 minutes you're an idiot. There is nothing inherent about American football players that makes them unable to be conditioned to "free play".

Gig em

Hamilton?

>team like Baylor that has had an average of 14 seconds between snaps
What does that even mean?

Yea until a group of drunk Islanders from South Auckland in a beat up nissan see you walking home and pull over to beat you up.

Story time user

So there's this thing called google

Not a fan of either sport, I used to ignorantly think rugby was harder than football lol.

My friend taught me the basics and I realized American football is more balanced than Rugby and if not harder.

That's fine I have 10x your testosterone.

Where do you go to get those tests

Bloodwork.
Either from your doctor who writes a prescription or
A Private lab where a medical student/ resident does it for $80 no questions.

>123kgs

Holy fuck.

Wait til they start drinking. They're another species

>American football is more balanced than Rugby

fuck no

harder.

fuck yes

lucky cunt, what are your stats?

I've played both, rugby is much more challenging. I was a defensive tackle, my cardio dropped through the floor after just a few months playing gridiron instead of rugby

cringe

6'2 is also not very tall for about half the positions in rugby. Manlets can do well because there are so many niches with it being such a fluid game, rather than morbidly obese ball where it stops for a break every two minutes and everything is well defined.

How come island nations seem to dominate in rugby? Just a coincidence?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Rugby_Rankings

>nord
Skyrim isn't real.

Define island nations.

80 $ what a cuck no wonder why doctors make so much money in other countries

A country not on one of the continental land masses.

France?

also a reminder that the guy in OP's pic is one of the very few people who look good with big quads, and that's entirely due to his face and frame.

he would still look better with normal-sized legs and so would you. so stop increasing your squat weight, retard.

I was thinking more like New Zealand, Australia, Fiji, England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, etc.

And? I'll just have to work a bit harder than him

>complaining about things you can't control
>bwaah life is hard for me but easy for others!!

t. squatlet
>I-I don't want big muscles anyway!

Dirty imperial detected.

I'm currently in the gym with 2 England Rugby players.. they're probably reserve team or something but everyone looks inadequate compared to them

Yea i do
I come from aruba

Does puerto rico count? this is important

>Australia
Er..

Anyway, Fiji does alright. They aren't the best. It's more that one area invented it and play it (England and surrounding countries) and another area was a colony and also enjoy playing it (Australia et al). Where it gets weird is Argentina and Japan being so damn good for who they are, and the US sucking so bad.

No.

6'2 vs 5'8

yes, I really don't. I'd rather look good.
I can rep 3plate back squat and 2.5plate front squat and I'm betting that's more than you.

roid use was rife among rugby players at my school and it was the same at my uni. quite a few of them went on to play top level club rugby after.

he's not retard, rugby players in general look good with joocy thick quads

'a bit'

lol try a hundred times and you're never going to be on his level, ever. He literally has to restrict himself from gyming otherwise he gets too big

who are they bro, what are their names?

And promptly stopped their steroid usage probably

This

Was talking to my friend (french) about Matteu Bastaraud and how he is one of the biggest beasts in rugby, then we found out he doesn't even weigh as much as this guy who isn't even a nfl rookie yet

I've played rugby all through school and university, and can recognise that in terms of sheer physicality and athleticism, nfl wins every day.

In terms of being versatile, of course rugby beats american football

but he doesn't take steroids. Also Basteraud is like, the 4th string centre for France, he's not that highly rated at all

People from different parts of africa have notably different genetics compared to eachother already, so how and why would some islanders have the same genetics as "blacks"?

So do aussies/kiwis have that same weird cuckold inferiority complex like white Americans do with blacks?

explain further

The dudes I knew who played rugby never touched steroids, were more or less selected from babby to play. 4 of them are international level for top tier national teams.

They did play shit like fucking poo finger tho ffs.

No, jesus no. We treat them like anyone else.

poo finger is a good bonding exercise

>6'2 is also not very tall for about half the positions in rugby
Some of the linemen, especially the centers, are easily 6'8".

lol lanklets

Also a lot of the second rows in rugby are easily 6 foot 8, what's your point

Rugby is the most alpha sport bar none
i mean look at this: youtube.com/watch?v=yiKFYTFJ_kw

sure, but it was still eye-oping to notice garrett is actually heavier

At least I have a brain that functions past the level of a chimp

that's not true I can do that

>non-American trying to cope
Ok, Eurocuck
>can't infer my point
Is that polynesian IQ getting in the way?

some of the linemen, especially centres, are easily 6 foot 8.

Some of the forwards in rugby, especially second rows, are easily 6 foot 8.

What's your point you retarded excuse for a burger

lol ok mate stay deluded

im pretty sure islanders are originally from phillipines and tailand

kiwi here

when it comes to sport, yes. not so much in everyday life

>Poor my heart into the sport with other skinny white 20 year olds.
>In my mind I'm a soon to be Daniel Carter.
>Samoan guy moves into town and kicks the ball 10km in his bare feet and can run like the flash.
>My dreams crushed as im reduced to coaching my sons team full of optimistic white kids and playing touch at bbq's.
>All but given up on rugby and give boxing a try.
>The cycle repeats itself.
>Nowadays I stick to my sport shooting and hunting.

>FUCK ISLANDERS!!!

We had a fucking trip on this board that was a pro rugby player from nz that discussed aas freely

No they crawled out of volcanoes and killed and ate the Phillips and bow ties. Stole their chickens and kumura and sailed off to wreak havoc on new lands.

what is your schedule? if i do a standard reddit steroids noob regimen of Test E 250 E3D will my levels get this high?

What if I really believe?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foster's_rule because they are island people

who?

Get back to washing the dishes son before I beat you with the hose, the house has gotta look extra clean your mother church group is coming in 3 hours.
t. Typical island dad.

Quadrasaurus

wat

you forgot to mention the part where the samoan guy has a mustache at age 7 and has to be taught how to use a shower

Nope lol. Fobs are seen as groce by all the white girls and they don't completely and utterly dominate our sports. They're only like 40% of our rugby team and afl is like 97% white

Hypothetically of I were to be a cunt who loves his dreams through his kids, would I feed my son pineapples and kfc to make him an all star rugby player? Or does it not work on white kids?

Look at that haka lmao almost all white dudes

Nah, I don't know why though. I think islanders and Maoris keep to their own kind mostly except for in the cuck North Island cities where it's anyone's game. Could also be the fact that most of them are overweight and live off dole money, but again that's the same with your niggers so fucked if I know.

youtu.be/sx_6xojKLJE?t=1m20s

See here at 1:20, it's playing a stereotype but it's true af

Plus all the top rugby teams in Australia are like 95% white christian

youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9ABkKhpI8

For instance that is one of the top junior union teams in Australia, and them and the other top team they are playing are almost all white except that one fob. Think of IMG academies football team as a comparison

its another episode of

O B S E S S E D

3rd worlders pretend football players aren't larger and stronger than rugby players

How does it feel to constantly be bested in sports by an island of 4 million sheep fuckers and blackies?

>blackies
Your team is whiter than ours lmao. Besides union is our fourth sport while the only other thing you cunts are good at is giving the welsh a run for their money