>You shouldn't be drinking those protein shakes user, they're bad for your health. Besides, you're not a serious athlete; you don't need them.
>Your arms already feel solid to touch, you don't need to bulk up. Big guys look too scary and intimidating.
>Lose weight? You don't have a belly, I can't see why you want to cut. Going on a diet will stunt your growth.
>225lbs?! That's suicide! We don't want to see you lift heavy weights again, we're scared you might get killed.
>Want to to McDonald's and go for milkshakes with us this weekend? XD
I fucking hate this shit.
Samuel Walker
>super food
END THIS MEME
Asher Robinson
>be dyel >mom keeps telling me im getting too big
>who's drinking all the milk again?!
>protein shakes and steroids, its all the same
Noah Wright
>how'd you get abs? bitch i had abs my whole fucking life. lose that fattitude and learn to cut.
Nathan Lopez
>who's drinking all the milk again?!
WHY BUY THE MILK THEN?
William Taylor
Wife: >i dont see why your working out, i like you how you are, who are you trying to attract
Mom: >dont hurt yourself
Dad: >your 30 now, your test is low, its gunna be hard to put on muscle
Coworkers: >lol hows the "lifting" going >look at him, time to leave, "gotta get my reps in
Friends: >are you going to do the whole steroid thing?
Adam Reyes
Needless to say, wife is really supportive. Looking at getting a job thats going to require her to lift heavy things amd asked mento show her how lift stuff off the ground withour hurting her already scoliosis back
>maybe you can show me that death loft thing?
Carter Cox
>son please be careful lifting those heavy weights
ITS ONLY LMAO2PL8 MOM GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Liam Perry
>be at work >5'8" 280lb coworker walks up >hey user, protein shakes are bad I read they eat the lining of your stomach > "you should do less reading and more moving and maybe the lining on your stomach would shrink" > user that was rude I'm going to hr > tfw I got written up
Aaron Myers
I performed Felatio Hornblower on a urinal mint I fished out if the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the gas stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Friday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.
Oliver Morgan
dad (skinnyfat dyel all his life) >what the fuck you trying to do, Schwarzy? basically constantly fucking makes fun of me for trying to better myself >you eat too much, you're gonna become obese
mom (fat) >NOOOO THAT'S WAY TOO HEAVY, why don't you squat 5 kg 140 times instead? >[general bitching every time i try to eat something] >you need to lose weight, not get fat! >look, i used to go to the gym when i was young [general roastie """"toning"""" routine], i know what i'm talking about
sister (lardball) >yeah i need to start going to the gym too >... next month i guess >etc. >why do you eat so much more than me and not get fat? it's not fair! >stop eating so much, you make me jealous >muh genetics
fuck them I'm gonna be a sick cunt I'm gonna make it We're all fucking gonna make it, brehs
Landon Lewis
>16/8 IF, first meal at 2pm >literally every coworker >user starvation diets are bad >user your metabolism will slow >user you have to eat more >mfw
Jonathan Torres
When my parents came to my last powerlifting comp mum said >Jesus, make sure you don't hurt yourself with those weights.
Cameron Russell
My family who has shut me down my whole life is finally coming to terms with me making it. > Dad always treated me like shit > Brother considers me a failure, doesn't ever say so, but you can just tell Until last weekend. > Meet up with brother and dad at a bar > After a few beers, dad randomly flips out about how big I've gotten > Look at this motherfuckers back!! You used to be so small!! > Brother looks hurt > Dad leaves, just me and brother having beers > When we leave brother says > Da-dad seems to be im-pressed with your sh-sh-shoulders...So whatever you're doing you should keep it up Feels good.
Owen Gray
What is this.
Camden Foster
Fucking gains goblin girlfriends > I like you the way you are, user Translation: I don't want you to be attractive to other women so you can't dump me, but maybe I'll cheat on you with a beta that's 10 years older than me Yeah, well, you're getting evicted, bitch
>>muh genetics >tfw she has the same genetics as you
Dylan Gonzalez
friends >look up to me due to noob gains and slightly higher than average strength parents >supportive of me and even buy me protein because i used to be a fat fuck and theyre just happy im being healthy
maybe its just because im still in highschool but people seem to respect you more and the only ones who talk shit are just insecure and trying to compensate for their downfalls
Ryan Watson
>who's drinking all the milk again?!
Eli Clark
>Deth loft Calling it that from now on
Leo Baker
>drink cans of soda every single day >diet consists of ice cream, pizza, and lasagna >except when we get McDonald's or something >No exercise at all Of course nobody says fucking anything about this. But now >[Crearine]What is that stuff, are you sure it's safe? >[Bulking]why are you eating so much, aren't you trying to be healthy? >[cutting] you already have a flat stomach >You're not eating breakfast?!?!? >Those potatoes are bad for you!
Isaiah Robinson
small kek that was a good comeback if in the moment
Daniel Diaz
>have overweight housemate A and qt (dyel but god tier genetics) housemate B, both female and 19 >we're out with some other friend at a bar, fun times >housemate A outpacing everyone on drinks - 3 bottles of cider, 2 rum and cokes and a whole bottle of moscato to herself >head to a dance club >qt housemate B and I decide to take MDMA >she tells housemate A >"Do you guys have any idea what you're doing to your bodies? You've ruined my night" >she calls uber and storms out >I have to look after upset qt for the rest of the night instead of dancing
Can't stand this shit. I'm pretty Veeky Forums and don't drink alcohol but even people who otherwise don't give a shit about their health feel entitled to give out lectures when it comes to drugs.
Austin Thomas
>user please don't cum in my mouth this time
Like stfu mom, it's the only way you're gonna get enough protein
David Rodriguez
> i wanna get into the gym > me: hey pal you got into the gym yet? i can help u out and we can be like gym buddies ^w^ > lol no i dont have time
fucking POSERS, YOU DONT REALLY WANT TO JOIN THE GYM STFU STFU STFU!!!!!
Caleb Barnes
> but you already look fine the way you are!!! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Andrew Diaz
> ugh really? you don't want to eat fastfood again? where the fuck are we supposed to go get food then, user?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Parker Thomas
>diet soda is unhealthy, you shouldnt drink it >*drinks regular soda*
Adam Myers
Fuck man, been having this same issue with my sister since she turned 13 and got rebellious, 6 years later and it's still a fight
Jacob Cook
>Shit your friends and family say
>lose some weight fatass
Bentley Fisher
American?
Sebastian Jenkins
Is this from a porn?
Caleb Hill
> you need to go easy at the gym, don't wanna lift to much and hurt yourself I can only bench lmao1plate, relax mum.
> are you going to the gym again today? But you just went a couple days ago That's the whole point of a routine. RREEEEE
Sebastian Gutierrez
Your mom is right, dad is kinda right but it does not matter, fuck your friends, fuck your coworkers. Tell your wife you work out so you can throw her on the bed and fuck her doggy style while making her suck on your fingers. Godspeed user.
Nathan Mitchell
Idk, got it from here and had to have it.
Ryder Kelly
MDMA is also the most mild of party drugs, literally gives your body 0 hangups
John Roberts
> eating protein bar at work > coworker asks what I'm eating > I reply "I'm eating a protein bar" > coworker scoffs. "Do you have to call it a protein bar?" > "that's what it is..." I reply > coworker scoffs again, rolls eyes. "I don't understand this whole gym fad thing. This is just another fad. Why can't people who exercise shut up about it?"
He was bigger than me a year ago
Parker Hall
+Add chewing gum for massive jaw gains.
Chase Lopez
u must be one of those stupid dorks that didn't realize that the "work out" fad ended over a year ago. Now that you look bigger than everyone they can tell how stupid you are! LMAO!
Brayden Baker
Your family and friends sound fucking stupid.
Carter Lopez
Worth it
Landon Perry
>i dont see why your working out, i like you how you are, who are you trying to attract
Jesus women truly are gains goblins. When the person you're with is trying to better themselves it should motivate you to do the same, not try to belittle their efforts. Fuck that.
Bentley Martin
> sucking cock is gay.
get's me every time
James Ward
>am 230 disgusting fuck
>you're not fat user, stop hating yourself >proceeds to fill the fridge with processed shit
I really should move.
Bentley Cox
>i dont see why your working out, i like you how you are REEEEEEEEEE
IS IT REALLY THAT WRONG I WANT TO CONTINUE TO IMPROVE MYSELF AS A HUMAN BEING INSTEAD OF SETTLING FOR LESS?
This is the most annoying shit. My whole family aside from my grandfather does this, who encourages me to keep going. Probably helps that he's the only other person who has lifted.
Ian Roberts
Same thing, I'm at 200lb 6'6 goal is 220lb
My family gives me constant shit for lifting
>that powder stuff will destroy your intestines
Camden Thompson
What is misleading about superfood? Red Pill me please.
Bentley Barnes
there is no superfood
only food
it's just called eating healthy, 'muh kayle and quinoa super food' is the meme, just eat healthy.
Jace Bell
To be fair diet soda is fucking way worse than regular soda. My aunt drank that diet Coke for years and had diebetes. I know people that were drinking regular soda and we're fat but never had those problems. Overall though just best to avoid the sugar water full of 64 gram of sugar in a single can.
Elijah Sanders
I wish i had people who cared about me
Joseph Lopez
Godspeed user.
Daniel Stewart
So much retardation in a single post.
> mfw this is the person giving you lifting advice
Cooper Cox
I care about you user.
And I am proud of your gains, no matter how small they may be.
Jace Long
>user that was rude I'm going to hr
Jaxon Parker
>Big guys look too scary and intimidating I've just settled for saying that I want to look intimidating because theres less chance they'll run. Usually ends the subject right there.
Jaxson Gomez
>There's more to life than proteins, user
Robert Stewart
> who are you trying to attract
Chase Morales
Friend : you're already big enough, why do you even continue working out, girls will find you disgusting if you get any bigger im pic related
Colton Cruz
i can get behind this >loft 3 pl8s of death
Ryder Rivera
>they tell you you're unhealthy >its fine >you point out they're unhealthy >but muh fat acceptance
Hudson Cooper
A-are you me?
Luke Ortiz
Anecdotal evidence out the ass
Pls leave
Landon Smith
Trim your snail trail, work your chest a little more, and then cut for mires and wet pussy
Gonna make it
Aiden Flores
Maybe. What else happens to you
Angel Howard
...
Gavin Fisher
Your friend has a point, you're already pretty big - maybe not by Veeky Forums's standards, but normies will already think you look jacked. I'd say you're somewhere in between otter and athletic, which girls tend to like.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Your friends a fucking gains goblin brah But if you actually are lifting for girls he's right, girls like small/medium developed muscles with low bf%
lift to leave humanity behind though its cooler
Jaxson Parker
>Friends starting calling me "Big Guy" a month ago. Still not sure if this is supposed to be ironic or not.
Leo Rodriguez
But protein shakes are indeed pretty shitty.
Aaron Butler
M8 wth is up with those traps
Austin Sullivan
I laughed
Julian Rivera
I mean, it does fuck with your dopamine receptors in your brain
Jacob Jackson
My uncle wrote with fountain pens instead of normal ballpoint pens and he got colon cancer. I know people that were using normal ballpoint pens but never had colon cancer.
David Smith
Lel
Luis Nelson
..It is tho. If you do a small amount of MDMA on rare occasions, it's completely harmless. The problem is today that MDMA is insanely rare due to China cracking down on the only natural source of one of it's major precursors.
Cameron Evans
>MDMA extremely rare >MDMA 0 hangups Did your dealer tell you this and you agreed to a 50% price hike?
Tyler Walker
Seems like all of u surround urselfs with terrible ppl that keeps u down, get new friends ditch ur familys etc jesus
Jackson Thompson
Don't listen to the gains goblins m8. They don't know what they're doing.
Elijah Hernandez
>-80lbs in two years (down from 337) >only eat two meals a day to hit a 500-1000 kcal deficit for slow but steady loses. Mum: You need to eat more. You're staving yourself!
Brandon Reed
>80lbs in two years That's really slow. I went from 147 to 85 in half a year by walking, lifting and cycling.
Asher Rodriguez
I still drink far too much.
Levi Cox
I honestly don't even know what a normie body is upposed to look like.
Nathaniel Smith
Losing it slowly helps stop the mass amount of potential loose skin imo. Went from 340 to 180 and had nothing but a very tiny sagging spot near my belly button
Lincoln Nelson
>tfw mom always gives me shit for going to the gym >you should do some active natural sports outside user and not drink that shit >still bought me protein and payed for my gym membership when I was out of a job and supported me with protein rich meals
Noah Price
same here, i'm 18'1 and 5000lbs, nobody fuckin accepts me
Bentley Adams
Hopefully I get this. I'm 6'6" and I have another 30-40lbs to go, which I hope to get done this year, but so far no loose skin.
David Adams
Ignore this post
Do not do MDMA more than once every two months, it's neurotoxic as fuck.
Elijah Collins
No, it's just a fact. I'm sure you take you're dealers word by heart because he totally wouldn't lie about it. Very easily googleable information. There was even a drugs inc. episode about "Molly" in Atlanta, and something like 20% of the samples they tested had ANY MDMA, and absolutely none were pure.
Kayden Rodriguez
>almonds are good for you! while scarfing down a 500g bag of oil fried ones covered in salt.
Jose Perry
>when your mother explains apple pie is healthy because it has apples in it
Thomas Nguyen
>>Want to to McDonald's and go for milkshakes with us this weekend? XD Are you some kind of fucking autist? Just order some chicken nuggets
Carson Murphy
>who are you trying to attract
"Someone hotter than you".
Easton Thomas
If you can't explain why you're doing it, don't expect them to understand
Carter Reyes
>"meat is unhealthy" >proceeds to eat sweets
Xavier Clark
Why is your mom in the gym?
Jordan Powell
>raiding your moms fridge Buy your own milk you pathetic poorfag
Anthony Sanders
>things that didn't happen.post
How can you take your fitness goals seriously while doing drugs?
Luke Cooper
Now I have an image of a dude doing squats in a gym with his mom sitting by the wall wringing her hands going "user honey, be careful with those things, don't hurt yourself"
Logan Taylor
It's fine... if they are activated.
Cameron Anderson
>falling for the activated almonds meme
Noah Harris
that would be so fucking cute genuinely concerned moms are the best, too bad mine's dead :\