>You shouldn't be drinking those protein shakes user, they're bad for your health. Besides, you're not a serious athlete; you don't need them.
>Your arms already feel solid to touch, you don't need to bulk up. Big guys look too scary and intimidating.
>Lose weight? You don't have a belly, I can't see why you want to cut. Going on a diet will stunt your growth.
>225lbs?! That's suicide! We don't want to see you lift heavy weights again, we're scared you might get killed.
>Want to to McDonald's and go for milkshakes with us this weekend? XD
I fucking hate this shit.
Samuel Walker
>super food
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Asher Robinson
>be dyel >mom keeps telling me im getting too big
>who's drinking all the milk again?!
>protein shakes and steroids, its all the same
Noah Wright
>how'd you get abs? bitch i had abs my whole fucking life. lose that fattitude and learn to cut.
Nathan Lopez
>who's drinking all the milk again?!
WHY BUY THE MILK THEN?
William Taylor
Wife: >i dont see why your working out, i like you how you are, who are you trying to attract
Mom: >dont hurt yourself
Dad: >your 30 now, your test is low, its gunna be hard to put on muscle
Coworkers: >lol hows the "lifting" going >look at him, time to leave, "gotta get my reps in
Friends: >are you going to do the whole steroid thing?
Adam Reyes
Needless to say, wife is really supportive. Looking at getting a job thats going to require her to lift heavy things amd asked mento show her how lift stuff off the ground withour hurting her already scoliosis back
>maybe you can show me that death loft thing?
Carter Cox
>son please be careful lifting those heavy weights
ITS ONLY LMAO2PL8 MOM GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Liam Perry
>be at work >5'8" 280lb coworker walks up >hey user, protein shakes are bad I read they eat the lining of your stomach > "you should do less reading and more moving and maybe the lining on your stomach would shrink" > user that was rude I'm going to hr > tfw I got written up
Aaron Myers
I performed Felatio Hornblower on a urinal mint I fished out if the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the gas stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Friday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.
