Shit your friends and family say

>You shouldn't be drinking those protein shakes user, they're bad for your health. Besides, you're not a serious athlete; you don't need them.

>Your arms already feel solid to touch, you don't need to bulk up. Big guys look too scary and intimidating.

>Lose weight? You don't have a belly, I can't see why you want to cut. Going on a diet will stunt your growth.

>225lbs?! That's suicide! We don't want to see you lift heavy weights again, we're scared you might get killed.

>Want to to McDonald's and go for milkshakes with us this weekend? XD

I fucking hate this shit.

>super food

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>be dyel
>mom keeps telling me im getting too big

>who's drinking all the milk again?!

>protein shakes and steroids, its all the same

>how'd you get abs?
bitch i had abs my whole fucking life. lose that fattitude and learn to cut.

>who's drinking all the milk again?!

WHY BUY THE MILK THEN?

Wife:
>i dont see why your working out, i like you how you are, who are you trying to attract

Mom:
>dont hurt yourself

Dad:
>your 30 now, your test is low, its gunna be hard to put on muscle

Coworkers:
>lol hows the "lifting" going
>look at him, time to leave, "gotta get my reps in

Friends:
>are you going to do the whole steroid thing?

Needless to say, wife is really supportive. Looking at getting a job thats going to require her to lift heavy things amd asked mento show her how lift stuff off the ground withour hurting her already scoliosis back

>maybe you can show me that death loft thing?

>son please be careful lifting those heavy weights

ITS ONLY LMAO2PL8 MOM GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be at work
>5'8" 280lb coworker walks up
>hey user, protein shakes are bad I read they eat the lining of your stomach
> "you should do less reading and more moving and maybe the lining on your stomach would shrink"
> user that was rude I'm going to hr
> tfw I got written up

I performed Felatio Hornblower on a urinal mint I fished out if the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the gas stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Friday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.

dad (skinnyfat dyel all his life)
>what the fuck you trying to do, Schwarzy?
basically constantly fucking makes fun of me for trying to better myself
>you eat too much, you're gonna become obese

mom (fat)
>NOOOO THAT'S WAY TOO HEAVY, why don't you squat 5 kg 140 times instead?
>[general bitching every time i try to eat something]
>you need to lose weight, not get fat!
>look, i used to go to the gym when i was young [general roastie """"toning"""" routine], i know what i'm talking about

sister (lardball)
>yeah i need to start going to the gym too
>... next month i guess
>etc.
>why do you eat so much more than me and not get fat? it's not fair!
>stop eating so much, you make me jealous
>muh genetics

fuck them
I'm gonna be a sick cunt
I'm gonna make it
We're all fucking gonna make it, brehs

>16/8 IF, first meal at 2pm
>literally every coworker
>user starvation diets are bad
>user your metabolism will slow
>user you have to eat more
>mfw

When my parents came to my last powerlifting comp mum said
>Jesus, make sure you don't hurt yourself with those weights.

My family who has shut me down my whole life is finally coming to terms with me making it.
> Dad always treated me like shit
> Brother considers me a failure, doesn't ever say so, but you can just tell
Until last weekend.
> Meet up with brother and dad at a bar
> After a few beers, dad randomly flips out about how big I've gotten
> Look at this motherfuckers back!! You used to be so small!!
> Brother looks hurt
> Dad leaves, just me and brother having beers
> When we leave brother says
> Da-dad seems to be im-pressed with your sh-sh-shoulders...So whatever you're doing you should keep it up
Feels good.

What is this.

Fucking gains goblin girlfriends
> I like you the way you are, user
Translation: I don't want you to be attractive to other women so you can't dump me, but maybe I'll cheat on you with a beta that's 10 years older than me
Yeah, well, you're getting evicted, bitch

>>muh genetics
>tfw she has the same genetics as you

friends
>look up to me due to noob gains and slightly higher than average strength
parents
>supportive of me and even buy me protein because i used to be a fat fuck and theyre just happy im being healthy

maybe its just because im still in highschool but people seem to respect you more and the only ones who talk shit are just insecure and trying to compensate for their downfalls

>who's drinking all the milk again?!

>Deth loft
Calling it that from now on

>drink cans of soda every single day
>diet consists of ice cream, pizza, and lasagna
>except when we get McDonald's or something
>No exercise at all
Of course nobody says fucking anything about this.
But now
>[Crearine]What is that stuff, are you sure it's safe?
>[Bulking]why are you eating so much, aren't you trying to be healthy?
>[cutting] you already have a flat stomach
>You're not eating breakfast?!?!?
>Those potatoes are bad for you!

small kek that was a good comeback if in the moment

>have overweight housemate A and qt (dyel but god tier genetics) housemate B, both female and 19
>we're out with some other friend at a bar, fun times
>housemate A outpacing everyone on drinks - 3 bottles of cider, 2 rum and cokes and a whole bottle of moscato to herself
>head to a dance club
>qt housemate B and I decide to take MDMA
>she tells housemate A
>"Do you guys have any idea what you're doing to your bodies? You've ruined my night"
>she calls uber and storms out
>I have to look after upset qt for the rest of the night instead of dancing

Can't stand this shit. I'm pretty Veeky Forums and don't drink alcohol but even people who otherwise don't give a shit about their health feel entitled to give out lectures when it comes to drugs.

>user please don't cum in my mouth this time

Like stfu mom, it's the only way you're gonna get enough protein

> i wanna get into the gym
> me: hey pal you got into the gym yet? i can help u out and we can be like gym buddies ^w^
> lol no i dont have time

fucking POSERS, YOU DONT REALLY WANT TO JOIN THE GYM STFU STFU STFU!!!!!

> but you already look fine the way you are!!!
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> ugh really? you don't want to eat fastfood again? where the fuck are we supposed to go get food then, user?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>diet soda is unhealthy, you shouldnt drink it
>*drinks regular soda*

Fuck man, been having this same issue with my sister since she turned 13 and got rebellious, 6 years later and it's still a fight

>Shit your friends and family say

>lose some weight fatass

American?

Is this from a porn?

> you need to go easy at the gym, don't wanna lift to much and hurt yourself
I can only bench lmao1plate, relax mum.

> are you going to the gym again today? But you just went a couple days ago
That's the whole point of a routine. RREEEEE

Your mom is right, dad is kinda right but it does not matter, fuck your friends, fuck your coworkers. Tell your wife you work out so you can throw her on the bed and fuck her doggy style while making her suck on your fingers. Godspeed user.

Idk, got it from here and had to have it.

MDMA is also the most mild of party drugs, literally gives your body 0 hangups

> eating protein bar at work
> coworker asks what I'm eating
> I reply "I'm eating a protein bar"
> coworker scoffs. "Do you have to call it a protein bar?"
> "that's what it is..." I reply
> coworker scoffs again, rolls eyes. "I don't understand this whole gym fad thing. This is just another fad. Why can't people who exercise shut up about it?"

He was bigger than me a year ago

+Add chewing gum for massive jaw gains.

u must be one of those stupid dorks that didn't realize that the "work out" fad ended over a year ago. Now that you look bigger than everyone they can tell how stupid you are! LMAO!

Your family and friends sound fucking stupid.

Worth it

>i dont see why your working out, i like you how you are, who are you trying to attract

Jesus women truly are gains goblins. When the person you're with is trying to better themselves it should motivate you to do the same, not try to belittle their efforts. Fuck that.

> sucking cock is gay.

get's me every time

>am 230 disgusting fuck

>you're not fat user, stop hating yourself
>proceeds to fill the fridge with processed shit

I really should move.

>i dont see why your working out, i like you how you are
REEEEEEEEEE

IS IT REALLY THAT WRONG I WANT TO CONTINUE TO IMPROVE MYSELF AS A HUMAN BEING INSTEAD OF SETTLING FOR LESS?

This is the most annoying shit. My whole family aside from my grandfather does this, who encourages me to keep going. Probably helps that he's the only other person who has lifted.

Same thing, I'm at 200lb 6'6
goal is 220lb

My family gives me constant shit for lifting

>that powder stuff will destroy your intestines

What is misleading about superfood? Red Pill me please.

there is no superfood

only food

it's just called eating healthy, 'muh kayle and quinoa super food' is the meme, just eat healthy.

To be fair diet soda is fucking way worse than regular soda. My aunt drank that diet Coke for years and had diebetes. I know people that were drinking regular soda and we're fat but never had those problems. Overall though just best to avoid the sugar water full of 64 gram of sugar in a single can.

I wish i had people who cared about me

Godspeed user.

So much retardation in a single post.

> mfw this is the person giving you lifting advice

I care about you user.

And I am proud of your gains, no matter how small they may be.

>user that was rude I'm going to hr

>Big guys look too scary and intimidating
I've just settled for saying that I want to look intimidating because theres less chance they'll run. Usually ends the subject right there.

>There's more to life than proteins, user

> who are you trying to attract

Friend : you're already big enough, why do you even continue working out, girls will find you disgusting if you get any bigger
im pic related

i can get behind this
>loft 3 pl8s of death

>they tell you you're unhealthy
>its fine
>you point out they're unhealthy
>but muh fat acceptance

A-are you me?

Anecdotal evidence out the ass

Pls leave

Trim your snail trail, work your chest a little more, and then cut for mires and wet pussy

Gonna make it

Maybe. What else happens to you

...

Your friend has a point, you're already pretty big - maybe not by Veeky Forums's standards, but normies will already think you look jacked. I'd say you're somewhere in between otter and athletic, which girls tend to like.

Your friends a fucking gains goblin brah
But if you actually are lifting for girls he's right, girls like small/medium developed muscles with low bf%

lift to leave humanity behind though its cooler

>Friends starting calling me "Big Guy" a month ago.
Still not sure if this is supposed to be ironic or not.

But protein shakes are indeed pretty shitty.

M8 wth is up with those traps

I laughed

I mean, it does fuck with your dopamine receptors in your brain

My uncle wrote with fountain pens instead of normal ballpoint pens and he got colon cancer. I know people that were using normal ballpoint pens but never had colon cancer.

Lel

..It is tho. If you do a small amount of MDMA on rare occasions, it's completely harmless. The problem is today that MDMA is insanely rare due to China cracking down on the only natural source of one of it's major precursors.

>MDMA extremely rare
>MDMA 0 hangups
Did your dealer tell you this and you agreed to a 50% price hike?

Seems like all of u surround urselfs with terrible ppl that keeps u down, get new friends ditch ur familys etc jesus

Don't listen to the gains goblins m8.
They don't know what they're doing.

>-80lbs in two years (down from 337)
>only eat two meals a day to hit a 500-1000 kcal deficit for slow but steady loses.
Mum: You need to eat more. You're staving yourself!

>80lbs in two years
That's really slow. I went from 147 to 85 in half a year by walking, lifting and cycling.

I still drink far too much.

I honestly don't even know what a normie body is upposed to look like.

Losing it slowly helps stop the mass amount of potential loose skin imo. Went from 340 to 180 and had nothing but a very tiny sagging spot near my belly button

>tfw mom always gives me shit for going to the gym
>you should do some active natural sports outside user and not drink that shit
>still bought me protein and payed for my gym membership when I was out of a job and supported me with protein rich meals

same here, i'm 18'1 and 5000lbs, nobody fuckin accepts me

Hopefully I get this. I'm 6'6" and I have another 30-40lbs to go, which I hope to get done this year, but so far no loose skin.

Ignore this post

Do not do MDMA more than once every two months, it's neurotoxic as fuck.

No, it's just a fact. I'm sure you take you're dealers word by heart because he totally wouldn't lie about it. Very easily googleable information. There was even a drugs inc. episode about "Molly" in Atlanta, and something like 20% of the samples they tested had ANY MDMA, and absolutely none were pure.

>almonds are good for you!
while scarfing down a 500g bag of oil fried ones covered in salt.

>when your mother explains apple pie is healthy because it has apples in it

>>Want to to McDonald's and go for milkshakes with us this weekend? XD
Are you some kind of fucking autist? Just order some chicken nuggets

>who are you trying to attract

"Someone hotter than you".

If you can't explain why you're doing it, don't expect them to understand

>"meat is unhealthy"
>proceeds to eat sweets

Why is your mom in the gym?

>raiding your moms fridge
Buy your own milk you pathetic poorfag

>things that didn't happen.post

How can you take your fitness goals seriously while doing drugs?

Now I have an image of a dude doing squats in a gym with his mom sitting by the wall wringing her hands going "user honey, be careful with those things, don't hurt yourself"

It's fine... if they are activated.

>falling for the activated almonds meme

that would be so fucking cute
genuinely concerned moms are the best, too bad mine's dead :\