>Going to the bathroom every hour >cant hold it >go to doc >my bladder is small and the walls are thick and wont expand >have to get a urostomy soon and a urine bag to carry around and empty several times a day
Will I ever be more than a laughingstock in fitness circles? I wont ever be able to take my shirt off again without looking beta af
Adam Smith
wow good luck breh
Nathan Morris
You already know you're fucked
Gabriel Bennett
>Needing a bag of piss hooked to your abdomen 24/7 I'm sorry user, truly sorry. I pray you already have a girlfriend, and one who loves you enough to overlook this.
Logan Thomas
>Needing a bag of piss hooked to your abdomen 24/7
Jackson Sullivan
Honestly man if you get jacked or at least in decent shape, people worth being around won't mind and neither will a girl worth having.
I mean, being in shape will make it easier for the girl part, but if you're not an autist people will treat you pretty normally.
Ethan Young
I'd rather have to pee every 30 minutes
Bentley Cox
Yeah what the fuck man? Just stay near a toilet, maybe get an apartment with two bathrooms just in case.
Matthew Long
Man that sucks dude.
>not just wearing a diaper.
Samuel Edwards
what the fuck is wrong with peeing once an hour
Joshua King
Something very slightly related happened to me a few years ago, had to walk around with a piss bag for six months. It's not that bad, honestly, you just have to be super careful not to accidentally pull the sutures out, that will fucking hurt.
Some people will mock you and there's nothing you can do about it, but most will either ignore it or think it's pretty neat.
Dominic Butler
This might blow your mind user, but it's pretty common for people to have a world of problems that they'll hide from you, all the while you think highly of them.
Let that sink in
Ayden Miller
>Most people will think your piss bag is "neat"
Christian Cook
Have you always been like this? Or is this recent? If its recent that doc might be a quack.
Jeremiah Collins
can you still pee out your penis once the bag is in? or is it the piss bag for life? also my advice is to dont let it control you and inhibit you. do everything you used to do and lift with caution and be mindful of it.
Blake Peterson
Taking off your shirt and giving zero fucks about your urostomy bag is alpha af
Isaac Nguyen
stop being a sad cunt
Samuel Perry
>going to the bathroom every hour >go to doc >he does bloodwork >finds nothing >tells me to just deal with it
Ayden Gutierrez
Yeah this is puzzling. When I'm loading up on water before a run I sometimes peak at having to go every fifteen minutes.
Jayden Torres
Dude I used to piss all the time too, u just have to start doing kegels. Swear to god. Don't get the surgery user
Zachary Murphy
if u get a urostomy bag dont get a clear ones, nobody wants to see your piss.
Joseph King
This.
Get a second opinion bro, sometimes Jewish doctors just want to make some extra shekels.
Matthew Hernandez
You should try being pregnant
Zachary Long
>DYEL >That shit belt and pants >Piss bag kek
Owen Bailey
>hit it off with a girl >she's having a great time >catch her staring at you with the sexiest look in her eyes you've ever seen from a girl >take her home >start making out >she_wants_it.png >peel each others' clothes off >you catch her glancing at your half-full piss bag >she's so into you that she keeps going despite the oddity >tfw you watch the blissful look in her eyes slowly fade to disgust as your piss bag slaps against her stomach
Adam Robinson
ow that hurts bra
and that's actually a shit bag
Jayden Cox
Just use a piss jug instead.
Jace Wood
Yeah the fuck? I drink a ridiculous amount of coffee, and a fuck ton of water. I piss constantly.
Ryan Brown
>think it's pretty neat Thats called being polite
Isaiah Howard
Stop fucking lying to him he is a grown ass man
Nolan Powell
Make a pinhole perforation to release your musk so that everywhere you go becomes your territory.
Matthew Sullivan
I don't think that'd help.
Chase Miller
>this But seriously bros get a second opinion personally I don't think going to the bathroom every hour constitutes a clinical symptom but eh what do I know