Have you optimized your tinder profile to get the most amount of matches Veeky Forums?
/tinder/
first match on tinder and i sent this :(
>using "chill" as an adjective
Please die
Reciprocate smilies, never lead with them.
Don't put emojis faggot. They make you look like another stupid normie fuckboi
>writing emoticon
sorry lads she had nothing in her bio besides #100
no chill
Her bitchiness turned me off desu 1/2
It's like she wants an orbiter or something. Also why would a college student need an app to make friends?
look m8 i wouldn't be doing that long convo. i'd say cool and ask for the "hangout" seems like another slut doing her "is he worthy tests"
deserves the pump and dump
>staight up complimenting a girl on her tits
Unless you're a 10/10 Chad, you're a retard creep
Dubs give me a good pick up line, or anything
But she's fat user
Are you an archeology major?
I have a large bone for you to examine...
oh god should i just unmatch her now.
i feel so embarrassed
ayy bby, r u chinese
(her answer)
because im china fuck.
U can bomb me anytime
I would love to see you pregnant
How attractive are you to get called out instantly?
>Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cus I totally see myself in those pants.
If trips:
>Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cus you're fat
hey is spelt with one y fatty
It's a bot, user. Don't bother.
What time can I come over and rattle your porkchops??
Heyy.
you got some nice boobs bby
kys
brap
say you'll pay for mcdonalds
salad dodger
rolling for this
fuc you in da pussy
winrar
How do you feel about Holocaust deniers?
Sent it, waiting for reply. Also just matched with this
i got some history i could teach you
My most unnerving enemy??
Why my beenus weenus ofcourse :---DD
Watch out she's a commie
I know I want to send her some Jordan Peterson meme, don't know what though.
Ayo girl do u got daddy issues?
you want sum cream in your tea? haha jk my names user whats your thoughts on zizek?
Who /white trash/ here?
This so much! Rolling
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"You must submit"
"Mayb i rayp u"
That feel when spent 3 months traveling around the US and must have met at least 50 girls in that time.
Feels fucking good being British man.
Wow
But you didn't fuck them.
Faggot
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Winner
Lol oh god
>those hobbies
>im SO busy being a mom and having a job
to jej
>how much do you weigh? you look like a baby seal
>not looking to waste time
>single & pregnant
are the kids black by any chance and have different fathers? that screams like she is done fucking others around and knows she's becoming old and needs to settle with some cuck that will provide for her
may or may not be a bot; leading with nothing but "heyy" is kinda sus tbqhfamalam
Not a bot just boring
>history student
"Your panties will go down faster than the Berlin wall in '89 and after we'Re done fucking like it's the 60s your pussy will be just a history. But beware, if I knock you up, I'll hide in Argentina like an SS officier after '45."
isn't that exactly what these whores want? A good looking, entertaining fuccboi?
>Heyy
god she'S already so boring
DO IT OP
write 'xD' next
>to keep it 100
HAHA
i fucking hate when bitches act horrified or shocked by stuff like this. they're on tinder for cock and that's what they're getting
> they're on tinder for cock and that's what they're getting
no they want too see if they can snag a great guy first.
am i doin it right
>waiting for the revolution
Bust her balls about being a lazy cunt who will never help to overthrow the bourgeoise
>my son is my world
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dog
Fucking kek
kek dubs speaks
I'm gonna bet she's heard that line at least a dozen times before by now. Hell I've seen that joke come by on my Facebook feed twice from different sources.
No shit you
Idiot the whole profile screams that. Wasn't it obvious?
(((((Esther))))
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>Not going for the free hair cuts
B O O B S
thicc
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being desparate works
>pls respond
>super keeek
>not even a match
loser. go back to your cuckshed
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Is this a slayer? I Wonder how many matches he has
Das 1 thicc bish my niqqa
I think he has all of them
fucking madman
i'd suck his cock tbqh
B A S E D
I wouldn't have expected her to take it like that
You absolute mad lad
>You'll be central Eurasia and I'l be the Khans
You sure about that, bud?
Stat mad, amerifat.
>pregnant on tinder
Just nuke us already
user you must be great looking. That would get me unmatched instantly.
>American women
She's a fat desperate cunt
you will never fuck her. she will not even answer to you
She seems like a Swede
haha swedes classic cucks