/tinder/

Have you optimized your tinder profile to get the most amount of matches Veeky Forums?

first match on tinder and i sent this :(

>using "chill" as an adjective

Please die

Reciprocate smilies, never lead with them.

Don't put emojis faggot. They make you look like another stupid normie fuckboi

>writing emoticon

sorry lads she had nothing in her bio besides #100

no chill

Her bitchiness turned me off desu 1/2

It's like she wants an orbiter or something. Also why would a college student need an app to make friends?

look m8 i wouldn't be doing that long convo. i'd say cool and ask for the "hangout" seems like another slut doing her "is he worthy tests"
deserves the pump and dump

>staight up complimenting a girl on her tits
Unless you're a 10/10 Chad, you're a retard creep

Dubs give me a good pick up line, or anything

But she's fat user

Are you an archeology major?

I have a large bone for you to examine...

oh god should i just unmatch her now.
i feel so embarrassed

ayy bby, r u chinese
(her answer)
because im china fuck.

U can bomb me anytime

I would love to see you pregnant

How attractive are you to get called out instantly?

>Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cus I totally see myself in those pants.

If trips:
>Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cus you're fat

hey is spelt with one y fatty

It's a bot, user. Don't bother.

What time can I come over and rattle your porkchops??

Heyy.

you got some nice boobs bby

kys

brap

say you'll pay for mcdonalds

salad dodger

rolling for this

fuc you in da pussy

winrar

How do you feel about Holocaust deniers?

Sent it, waiting for reply. Also just matched with this

i got some history i could teach you

My most unnerving enemy??
Why my beenus weenus ofcourse :---DD

Watch out she's a commie

I know I want to send her some Jordan Peterson meme, don't know what though.

Ayo girl do u got daddy issues?

you want sum cream in your tea? haha jk my names user whats your thoughts on zizek?

Who /white trash/ here?

This so much! Rolling

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"You must submit"

"Mayb i rayp u"

That feel when spent 3 months traveling around the US and must have met at least 50 girls in that time.

Feels fucking good being British man.

Wow

But you didn't fuck them.

Faggot

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Winner

Lol oh god

>those hobbies
>im SO busy being a mom and having a job

to jej

>how much do you weigh? you look like a baby seal

>not looking to waste time
>single & pregnant

are the kids black by any chance and have different fathers? that screams like she is done fucking others around and knows she's becoming old and needs to settle with some cuck that will provide for her

may or may not be a bot; leading with nothing but "heyy" is kinda sus tbqhfamalam

Not a bot just boring

>history student
"Your panties will go down faster than the Berlin wall in '89 and after we'Re done fucking like it's the 60s your pussy will be just a history. But beware, if I knock you up, I'll hide in Argentina like an SS officier after '45."

isn't that exactly what these whores want? A good looking, entertaining fuccboi?

>Heyy
god she'S already so boring

DO IT OP

write 'xD' next

>to keep it 100

HAHA

i fucking hate when bitches act horrified or shocked by stuff like this. they're on tinder for cock and that's what they're getting

> they're on tinder for cock and that's what they're getting
no they want too see if they can snag a great guy first.

am i doin it right

>waiting for the revolution

Bust her balls about being a lazy cunt who will never help to overthrow the bourgeoise

>my son is my world
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dog

Fucking kek

kek dubs speaks

I'm gonna bet she's heard that line at least a dozen times before by now. Hell I've seen that joke come by on my Facebook feed twice from different sources.

No shit you
Idiot the whole profile screams that. Wasn't it obvious?

(((((Esther))))

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>Not going for the free hair cuts

B O O B S

thicc

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being desparate works

>pls respond
>super keeek

>not even a match
loser. go back to your cuckshed

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Is this a slayer? I Wonder how many matches he has

Das 1 thicc bish my niqqa

I think he has all of them

fucking madman

i'd suck his cock tbqh

B A S E D

I wouldn't have expected her to take it like that

You absolute mad lad

>You'll be central Eurasia and I'l be the Khans

You sure about that, bud?
Stat mad, amerifat.

>pregnant on tinder
Just nuke us already

user you must be great looking. That would get me unmatched instantly.

>American women

She's a fat desperate cunt

you will never fuck her. she will not even answer to you

She seems like a Swede

haha swedes classic cucks