"For your hard work and dedication to fitness, we shall grant you one wish. What will it be?"

>not golden experience requiem or stairway to heaven or the world over heaven
Not gonna make it.

Gold Experience Requiem isn't natty desu.

Become instant Übermensch with arrow-gainz, user-kun. Who gives a shit it's not natty> Stairway To Heaven / Made In Heaven is technically not natty either, same with The World Over Heaven.

loli harem.

National Socialist utopia

the rarest pepe of all

Fix my si joint and shoulder pain forever

Omnipotence.

happiness plz

A gf who cares about me?

five more wishes

Have /that one girl/ like me again, no need for a relationship necessarily, just a second chance. Please.

To lift more weights.
>all these anons forgetting about Solomon's wisdom.
None of you will make it.

Never get injured

An IQ increase of 20.

5x average natty test and growth hormone for life.

My own pocket dimension that has a gym with everything I'd ever need in it

The ability to suck the gains out of anyone I choose and make the my own

ETERNAL LIFE

this
or money

>or an 11 inch dong

"OK, Jamal is on his way"

Just let me cut while gaining muscle.

the drive to work to my full potential

The ability to control time
i would literally do anything for that

but you would get vanned? so what's the point of wishing for something illegal

Just, please, Kill ALL of the Jews this time.

To rid the world of Marxist ideology.

But user
Who's going to do accounting if not Jews
Think before you post man

Pajeets will probably take the mantle.

just get me fucking ottermode pls

I rather have my taxes involved with insider trading then smelling like daal

A functioning right testicle

Ghost in the shell worth watching?

Can't find it on netflix

>her

a few trillion doodaroos my man
or bring my grandad back

pillar men>the word>crazy Diamond >killer Queen
in terms of asthetic not power

Gains.

I wish to leave humanity behind

I just wanna be able to fly my nigga

a qt3.14 gf

9x7 inch penis

Give me omnipotence

i wanna see him streak across the sky

permanent 10% bodyfat regardless of calorie intake

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

PLEASE GIVE ME A RACE WAR TO DESTROY ALL NON-WHITES

imouto, non-blood related

undefeatable skill of Parkour like assassins

My masters, I would like to get back with my ex, but I know I must earn that like I earned my gains. Gimme hamon or something.

I want a unlimited 100 million $ bill

These please

The proletarian Revolution

Gains 3 times as fast, won't become saggy fluffy old man when growing up

a gf plz! :)

Kissanime

My masters, I request the ability to simultaneously build copious amounts of lean mass while burning ridiculous amounts of fat.

What is this shit. Shekels, gf, happiness. What a shitty wishes.

Power to influence others. I will carry on Goebbels legacy.

I want to be twice as healthy as I am now

Twice stronger, twice leaner, twice better endurance and live twice as long

>all those retards killing themselves in the process

Carefull what you wish, you might just get it.

Esidisi, grant me power of will, for i have everything else that i need.

The strength capacity of a gorilla

I want to be a bilionaire.
Thanks fit genies.

I want to change mine to this.

>tfw your masters are non-white

A loyal cute gf, please.

.....6 billion dolla...no wait.....6.5 billion dollars

To have a 10/10 face

...

nope

MOAR GAINS

>ZA WORDO

I'd get the red stone in the mask
Then you would get the power of every living thing but better
Then I'd go on a quest for the stand arrow and just stab the shit out of myself and get a stand with tons of powers

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Fuck off, this is a human board.

A W A K E N M Y M A S T E R S

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That the afterlife would be real and would be eternal bliss

perfect bf pls

Awaken masters!

Bring back Zyzz.

>streaming

Unlimited wishes

nigga i wanna be immortal, invulnerable, and never aging from my prime physique

You can now make all the wishes you want! However, they aren't going to fulfill any of them as they already granted your ability to make infinite wishes and that's all you get.

Omnipotence.

I'd like to be strong as muscular like Frank Zane. You can make me look crisp like deadpool as a tradeoff, so that you won't fuck with me in any other ironic way, I just wanna be big

MY MASTERS

I WISH THAT MY GYNO WAS GONE COMPLETELY

GRANT ME THE PERFECT SCULPTED CHEST

That's actually a good one user

I wanna grow three inches in hieght

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

I WANNA BE A SUPER SAIYAN OR REACH THE MAX POTENTIAL OF HUMANITY

A gf that loves me

Immortality, oh glorious Pillar men

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!