Bench isn't perfectly perpendicular to the bar

>bench isn't perfectly perpendicular to the bar
>it's bolted in place

>Bench isn't aligned with the tiling on the ceiling
>The sides are covered in extra plates so it's too heavy to push aside

>squat rack faces the mirror

>No strawberry nutri-grain bars in vending machine

>Bathroom doesn't use the same toilet paper I have at home.

>bench isn't perpendicular with the bar
>move it
>it now no longer matches up with the marks on the floor and is no longer perpendicular with the wall

omg i HATE this one!

Wtf is this

>It's the vernal equinox.

>deadlifting
>someone turned up the gravity

>numbers printed on the side of the dumbells are in uneven positions
>rotate one dumbell in my hand so numbers on sides so i can perform the exercise with perfect cross-unilateral precision
>realize the numbers aren't mirror images of each other
>mfw
>

>squat rack not perpendicular to the wall

> the lowest slot in the rack is too close to the ground to load the 45 onto
> its the only open slot

>near the dumbbell rack facing the mirror
>incline the bench one level higher, it's too much
>put it back down, it's too low
>do flat instead

>bench is right under a bright light

>one plate is chipped, creating a fraction of a gram of asymmetry in the weight either side

>the safety rails on the squat rack are too high for me to hit depth/too low to save me
>the rack height is too high to bench without hyperextending my shoulders

>one plate is missing a chunk of rubber
>it's not exactly 20kg as a result

>adjustable power-rack
>someone has put it together wrong and one of the pillars of the rack with the holes in them to adjust the bar holders is an inch shorter than the other one
>barbell will never be perfectly horizontal

[OCD intensifies]

>plates are not perfectly aligned with each other on both sides
>bar is not perfectly aligned in the center, off by 1mm

>set up for bench
>bench is slippery
>you slide out of position

>gym is set-up on top of a mafic intrusion
>stronger gravity
>Veeky Forums laughs at my lifts when I'm actually using more strength than they are

>bench is smooth
>get friction burns on shoulders when going heavy

>Not always using two 25s so 50lb is your new 1p8.

Never gonna make that

Taking of Deborah Logan
Also I like watching myself squat? Why shouldn't it face the mirror?

horror film, the taking of deborah something

mirin hivemind

this arouses me.

should i kill myself

This one messes me up a bit. Sometimes I get distracted and move back in relation to the the wall (instead of the rack) when unracking the bar.

This makes the left plate "grab" the rack and fucks up my balance.

It's not much and there's no way I would fall, but I always get scared when that happens.

> guy using the bench next to mine keeps putting on different weights during my set
> just know hes going to fucking bump my bar in the middle of my set
mfw this happened before.

> when you forget to bring your measuring tape to insure symmetry

>decline bench looks inviting