Sexual Veeky Forumsness

What was your longest dry spell Veeky Forums? Let's share some stories.

>5 years and counting

>18 years
(But around 2 months after i lost my virginity)

About 2 years rn, on the heels of a long relationship. I haven't been looking.

Previously auschwitz mode, bulking as I progress toward the 'beginner' 1RMs for Stronglifts. Will probably cut after to get back down in body fat %.

Then I think I'm going to get back into the game.

>27 years

Longest
>26 years
Current
>2 months

Today Im finally putting my peepee in her babaloo

How do I not fuck this up lads?
Ive never had sex before...
pls share your wisdom with me

It's been like a year.

29 year champion of virginity here.

I'd like to contribute to the thread with a warning to stay away from soy milk. Drinking it will kill your dick and start the process of transitioning to female (male).

My gf constantly begs for sex. Sometimes I don't feel like it

> it's time to drink

no nigger it's time to lift