How has being Veeky Forums helped your dating life?

>british

dropped. the eternal anglo are scum

Implying you shouldn't hurry up and marry an anglo before the great commonwealth war of Europe happens in 2034

It's made me a lot more vain. I don't date girls unless they are as beautiful as I am. And if they don't exercise and have their eating habits in check then it's a no go. I usually just fuck sluts at parties and never talk to them again because the thought of having to deal with a women again after going through my first two year relationship makes me sick. Women are succubus whores that want to make you settle down and want to crush your dreams, stay away from them unless you're only putting your dick inside them.

Hey man, to each their own. If that's what makes you happy, go for it bruh

Jailbait throws itself at me. Thots throw themselves at me.
Which is weird, because I have an average gabber, but I guess I'm social/talkative/fun enough to compensate for it.
Although, women get intimidated at first and then confess that to me.

Care to greentext yor story?

What story? My life story? To save you some reading I was fat and got teased a lot up until my sophomore year of high school started working out now I'm a manufactured chad

As a former fat chick, I used to be the joke back when being fat actually made you stand out.
>try to hide because I don't like getting this much attention, even though ive been fit for like 7- 8 years now.
>can't stand fat lazy people
>I hold ridiculously high standards for people after having everyone rag on me for everthing growing up
>people never think I was actually a fat chick my entire childhood
Been with current bf for like 5 years now. I like how he understands my weirdness. Most guys don't look past my exterior in a lascivious way now

pretty sure it helped.
>dyel by fit standards but body looks ""ok""
>shows people i have discipline and can commit
>can have well thought arguments about nutrition and health and fitness
>most people consider it a hobby(off sets weeb hobbies)
>made some bro friend lifting partners; they think im cool for helping lose weight
currently have a 10/10 gf. she cooks for me too.

???

That's Emilia Clarke...

nope.

She looks nothing like Emilia Clarke, you utter dickhead.

I haven't really dated Because I've had a great since before I lifted but people think I'm older than I am. I'm 19 and people regularly think I'm 23 or so

Since becoming DYEL mode I

>Got hit on by a gay black dude in the grocery store
>Got drunk and made out with a married woman at a party who was feeling my arms up and whose husband was there are the time

is there any point in lifting and losing weight if I dont have any friends and opportunities to meet girls anyways? It seems like lifting only helps if you were a failed normie in the first place.

>tfw you'll never beat up her shitty bf and claim her for yourself

You can always make friends, being attractive will make this easier.

Losing weight will not only make you much more approachable, but it will let you participate in different sports and activities you wouldn't otherwise be able to do.

Don't look at it like an end-goal though 1-2-3 process though. Working out will make you feel better about yourself and feeling better about yourself will make it more easy to make friends.

im not really interested in sports i only wanna get a gf. I guess if I dont feel like killing myself I'll give it a try, doubt it'll help

If you stick to it, it will bring structure and order to your life. Having said that, lifting for girls is dangerous.

I hate socializing too but it's a necessary sacrifice if you wanna get laid

i'm at that stage where fat girls drool over me.

>4pack
>bicep veins
>cum gutters

I don't know why but girls 5/10 and up don't seem to be moved by the body, even if thye might inwardly appreciate it.

FUcking a fat girl with minimal investment helped me reform my sexual habits and ended a veyr long dry spell, but I don't know if I'll be able to work hard enough to fuck genuinely pretty girls. I had to work my ass off for the progress I've already made.

Nice meme
Her name is Natalie Dormer

this.
>realize how out of shape everyone actually is
>no longer find chubs attractive, limiting my choices greatly
>not sure if ugly or intimidating, but I've actually had LESS girls talk to me then when I used to be fat.

a-a-at least I just hit a new squat pr heh

Fat girls have less inhibition so they're more likely to hit on you

I keep getting these whores numbers but they dont fucking text me back

This I can't believe how skinnyfat most girls are, and it's not even that difficult to cut down to a proper weight that are just lazy or don't have the willpower to improve themselves.

I think it's the willpower thing that throws me off the most. Getting fit destroyed the pedestal I put most girls on. Now I just realize most of them are fat, lazy, stupid whores that don't have a shred of genuine interest in anything other than material things.

it hasnt

what the fuck is a cum gutter

not dating but will green text last nights experience
>be me 21, and just broken up with first ever serious gf
> 6/10 face and skinny fat with little social life
>be depressed af
>start lifting and eating right in order to boost confidence again
>gain almost 10kg in lean muscle in 10 months
>still zero confidence
>friend asks me to come out for a few drinks last night
>go out for a few and notice two girls looking at us
>think they must be laughing at us
>confidence hit all time low
>start getting drunk
>go to club already pretty buzzed
>walk though door and see ex with her group of friends
>they see us
>fuck.jpg
>still early so pretty dead to hard to avoid them
>go to back where a couple mirrors are and chill for a while as it fills up
>start to dance abit while goofing around in the mirror
>flex abit
>few girls notice
>oh shit
>dance to play it off
>notice group gets closer
>start dancing with us
>one is my ex's friend
>9/10 ezy
>'user when did you get those!?'
>starts grinding on me
>feeling my arms and abs
>this cant be real
>suddenly ex comes over
>red in the face with angry
>pulls her away and start shouting at me
>'stay the fuck away from my friends'
>oh okay
>carry on dancing
>9/10 comes back
>carrys on
>mfw
>try to kiss but she suddenly changes her mind
> 'she will kill me' 'she will never talk to me again' 'i cant'
>so so close
>carry on dancing
>dancing with 8/10 cutie
>hard style grinding
>muhdick
>ex comes over
>please fuck off
>pull this chick away, they know each other
>ffs
>walk away and go to bar
> 9/10 is there eyeing me up
>fuck it
>just walk up and just get right too it
>i win
>ex doesnt see
>keeps giving me laughing look as if she has stopped me pulling that night
>wink at her and leave
>waiting for a rage message off her
>good night
thank you gainz god

Nice story, got anything else bro?

Women mate, fucking lol... Good job, but I'd prefer it if your ex *did* see it happening and/or you met up with 9/10 two days after

her 'gay friend' added me on snapchat and is coming round tomorrow.
apparently no strings
she has a gf rn too

desu im glad she didnt, would be in a right shit storm rn. probably going to try a sneaky snapchat add later

>she cooks for me too

You've made it.

Same

I only have landwhales and old women hit on me

Even average looking girls try to friendzone me so when that happens I stop talking to them

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum gutters

I have a girlfriend now

On the other hand
>Girls always Mirin, whenever I go
>somehow girls stopped talking to me
>Not much girl friends than when I was fat
>Either I became too fucking sexy and they're afraid to talking to me or I became uglier

it hasnt.

im afraid to get close to any girl as im afraid of the moment she realizes im really a loser with nothing to offer but a pretty face/body

You people should really post your physiques.
If something is sure about Veeky Forums is that you people always overestimate your own gains and the attractiveness of the girls you date or fuck

Lifting has made it so that a lot more women give me the look like the gif in the OP. The look usually changes till I open my mouth and say some stupid shit though.

>If something is sure about Veeky Forums is that you people always overestimate your own gains and the attractiveness of the girls you date or fuck
this. People also rate themselves too highly. The 1-10 scale is a gaussian curve, for fucks sake. 8 and above is fucking RARE.

that's makeup. nothing is swollen, she's clearly not in any pain either. also who tf would take a selfie in that situation if it were real? she's just attention whoring.

this

>start lifting
>barely 7/10 on a good day, don't make any effort to put myself out there
>girls way out of my league start chatting me up
>clearly expect me to be alpha Chad
>no fucking clue what to do or say so i just brush off or ignore
>they try harder

what am I even supposed to do?

Natalie Dormer is one of the ugliest women ever born. How anyone can find her attractive is beyond me. She has got to fuck producers or have powerful family / friends to get anywhere near "sexy woman" roles.

>oh okay

What homosexuals call the Adonis belt

>hot women want his dick and autistic behaviour just makes them want him more

probably exaggerated but sounds like everything is going fine. why change?

Quit meming faggots

>How has Veeky Forums helped your dating life?
lol

Yall fall for this? No one ever seen someone get fucked up before this shit is makeup

>She looks nothing like Emi-

Win some lose some desu.

Highly unrealistic standards for what I expect from a girl physically, especially dating in the 25-35 age bracket. """"Average"""" body type on dating apps makes me super critical of their pics. Any sign of fatceps, big legs, suspicious down angles, fat cheeks, slight double chin, etc, wont even give them a chance, idgaf if they have a good personality or not.

That said, still get literally infinite mires and dates via tinder with 7+/10s, never have to worry about that. But on the flip side 9 out of 10 of those dates end with me finding out they just wanted to fuck on the first date, which isn't what I'm after.

It is pretty fun fucking with them though. Hot girls aren't used to getting shut down. I've had a bunch go full tilt when I break the news that I don't want to go upstairs with them, they say some of the most salty bitchiest things ever. "Ok well if I knew you weren't going to spend the night I wouldn't have asked for a ride home." "I Can't believe you are going to leave me hanging". "The night seriously can't be ending like this."

Not getting my dick wet, haha j-jokes on them a-amirite?

Also tho, when I finally do land whatever stable gf for a while it's always nice getting texts like these. Good feels.

Sounds like humble bragging

>tfw you'll never have a qt smile at you like this

Just encourage an average girl to go to the gym.

HOW DO I GET A HBB LIKE IN OPS PIC?

SOMEONE HELP.

What do these aesthetically beautiful fertile women want in a man? im a dyel faggot who only do pushups everyday and wear autism Veeky Forums shit. HELP ME OUT FIT

Actually just went on 2nd date with a nice one last night. Gives me subtle mires, but not overtly thirsty just because of my body. Cute shy introverted type. Wears ninja turtles socks, watches anime. Might be on to something here. Only prob is she's 24, no education and not currently in school + working a mediocre job. Doesn't seem to have much ambition. Definitely strikes against potential wife criteria.

Serious question: why is most of Veeky Forums absolutely disgusted by the idea of dating a person with an average body?I get fucking only hot people, but actual dating should go deeper than that.

they;re mostly children here

i dont mind an average body provided they have an attractive face like ops pic.

Not really. Still single. But oddly still okay with that.

Getting fit itself hasn't improved my dating life. But, it has made me more comfortable doing things that have.

Like, before getting fit, I would have never gone to dance lessons, or joined hiking groups, or joined various sports. Doing all of that HAS improved my dating life, and I would have never done it before getting fit, because I was so out of shape, I would have had a heart attack just thinking of doing them.

What's the point of getting fit, if you're not going to use it? Get out there, user.

kendrick lamar - love

i just want someone to love me

People want people who they have things in common with, it's not just about the body but about the character it takes to achieve that body.

Becoming fit has totally fucked my view of dating/relationships. All I focus on is lifting, I don't care about girls, I view a lot of hot girls as "thots" now, and basically I have been completely turned off from ever getting into a relationship. I'm part of MGTOW, and ive been redpilled on relationships. All because I decided to get fit. I dont know if this was a blessing or a curse.

>but I've actually had LESS girls talk to me then when I used to be fat.
Because when you get big you're actually intimidating even to hot girls. Now you have to talk to them instead.

well I broke up with my first gf after I started lifting and haven't been in a relationship since
so go figure

iktfb
>i wish i could make it easy...easy to love me

youtube.com/watch?v=pUjE9H8QlA4&list=PLrIABTxrxe9EPOtqspLMvrdZGlRHALNl5&index=5

Ok so I'm not the only one who goes to the beach and pool almost solely to fish for mires. Although that's not the only reason. I also get to tan and read which is nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=9roNTs-Ut-c

It hasn't. Going to Veeky Forums for that will only sabotage you, what with the constant threads about "why is she so perfect" "my oneitis wahhhh" "just b urself bro" and so on. I only come here for vague advice that I take with a grain of salt, and also to shitpost/laugh at shitposts.

I will always be a 5'8 manlet so not really helping.

Do people really think good about fit people for reasons like commitment and discipline? It's totally understandable I just feel like no one actually thinks about shit like that.

Fit or sporty people think good about fit people
And why would you care what anybody who's not fit thinks anyway

Tinder question what do I say here
Thanks

Not trying to be a dick or anything but you might be ugly. You can be pretty jacked but if girls don't like your face then it's pretty much over since they hardly go for a guy just for his body. Fat girls on the other hand I feel like would go for a guy for his body idk why.

A lot of attractive girls happen to workout in the gym or play sports. Of course, they will think good about fit people.

That's why in College and high school, the hottest girls and guys tend to be the people who were athletic, played sports and had good genetics.

Wait for her reply
I'm assuming grey is you

I lost my "actual" virginity to a date. Previously I've had a number of escorts but banging a normal chick? That came like 6-7 years after seeing escorts.

>Fat girls on the other hand I feel like would go for a guy for his body idk why
Well, it might be because he's somewhat attractive (good body) but still attainable

But I dint think that's it, I think they just have lower inhibition

fuck dude this hits home for me. I don't even really think I'm a loser I just don't really do anything besides like hang out with people and drink and work.

S I P S

-lia Clarke.

Well it was 0 before and it's 0 now.
But there was a time when I went out and tried, now I stay at home, lift, eat, and go to sleep.
Also the women that interest me think I'm a freak and my standards have become even more unrealistic.

But it's totally worth it, lifting is one of the graces of existence.

People here treat fitness as a way of life and not just a hobby. It isn't weird that they want someone who thinks similarly.

whether it's fit, b or wisdom throughout life, I've improved drastically. 18yr kissless virgin, would fall apart from nervour breakdown if a women even looked at me.

Started self improving by looking at yt videos. I recommend Fight mediocrity for starters, a youtube channel. Started lifting for strenght and continued on for aesthetics. about 1 year later I started banging chicks every weekend, threesomes, gangbangs, talk went fluent.

You have to believe you're good enough and really mean it. only then I believe you'll find yourself and happiness will follow.

After banging some sluts, I settled down with a q3,14 who makes me food.

Income has quadrupled from age 20-25 as well thanks to the drive my new lifestyle has given me

But it is a way of life, or at least a lifestyle.
It also has a spiritual component.
It's more than a hobby, it's transformative.

Oh fuck posted old ss
She said ty