Sunday high test, lets get it started

Sunday high test, lets get it started

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>had silly crush on girl at work
>she had second job as a trainer
>ask her what she lifts
>300 pound squat
>her fucking legs and ass show it too

Never see her around anymore because she opened her own gym.

>Follow her a IG.
>Turns out she's only 21.
Nice.

too hard to find out what her gym's called?

HOW do i look like her? I don't want to pay for a routine

No, it's just in the next city over and it's

[spoiler]crossfit[/spoiler]

>pay for a routine

Are you even on ig?

Why would I be?

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pics u faggots

No it's Easter. Don't post this filth here.

tfw no she-hulk porno

The fuck is wrong with her body, looks like an alien

Cankles

have u lads noticed that when you have sex with a high test IRL, and i mean both /Veeky Forums/ high test and just kinda natural curvy, that they're not as...'tight' as a skinny girl? Also they get sweaty and tired fast.

I prefer to fap to high test pictures but irl they're just not the same as a skinny/fit cardio bunny with a nice little bum that can ride you none stop for 30 minutes..

yeah. she's an extra terrestrial that's been send to infiltrate the human race and drain the most valuable natural resource of all; man cum.

>drain the most valuable natural resource of all; man cum
more like test & var

Cable Roman salutes?

The Scotsman's daughters from Samurai Jack be thicc as fuck

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as if you wouldn't give your left nut for 5 minutes with that

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kek

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Is there a male version of that nike tanktop shes wearing i want to know the name help a nigga out.

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No idea for specific top, but i guess look for some Nike stringer tank top. Though if you don't really need the bike symbol there are loads of tanks with low cuts on them.

Protips, tanks with ridiculously low cuts only work if you're jacked as fuck, and even then the only look you'll be achieving is the classic meathead.

Or if it's for the beach in the sun then it's cool i guess.

5 minutes?
gimme 15 seconds

15 seconds?
email me a mass spectrograph reading of her most recent flatulence and i'll travel back in time to soil my pantaloons

fuck, well played

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Wow, Huma Aberdeen looks like THAT!?

Squats and donkey kicks. lots of them.

this is my fucking fetish

For the love of God, somebody please tell me her name.

Got dam

Is that mia sand?

kathy ferreiro

Damn, who is this sweaty thicc little brapp hog? I just want to grab her big ol brappy sphincter and eat that sweet sweet SWEET juicy feces right outta that hole. God damn... those succulent little juicy shitberry droppings... Imagine. You're just sitting there doing your squats and oats and you hear this goddess: BRRRRAAAAAPPPP. That wafting aroma... It's like love at first sight. I mean come on, she's thiccbrapp as hell. You'd have to be so homosexual you'd suck your dad's penis twice if you even thought it was okay to ignore this little brappgoddess. To all those who even try to suggest that thiccbrapp isn't the pinnacle of high test, you're clearly a beta cuck. I'm over here eating your girlfriend's shit and drinking your mommy's shitmilk while you get to guzzle your daddy's cum curry. How about that little faggot? You wish you were as high test as me, little faggot. Don't ever let me catch you posting on this board again.

this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2016
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BRAAAAP (found this somewhere on /tv/) (self.copypasta)
submitted 3 months ago by tbqhfamily
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Chav as fuck

Tartakovsky loves the thick. Samurai jack is full of them but remember Dexter's mom and that secretary from Powetpuff Girls?

>Robbie Rotton mode on the left

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topkek

gotta pose at the gym but get injections in the butt to confuse the plastic body.

RIGHT BABE?

SHAKE TIME MOTHERFUCKER
GODDAMNIT

>wake up
>go to work early to shitpost
>see this
>massive boner

I think this Brazilian chick is actually in Brazil, but regardless...

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>massive boner
that's the most unfeminine picture of her I've ever seen