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He is pretty overweight. But he is also 70 and lives on a diet of stress, take out, and ice cream.

This is the greatest image of all time

>Only buys fruit that gets priced per lb and not the cheap everyday fruit

> Buys a 12oz soda like it's a necessity, and not even a 2liter which is often cheaper
> Buys 2/$1 small package of peanuts instead of $5 for 2 lbs of peanuts

those grapes were $20 or so certified organic or some other bullshit

Dr. Now is fat and out of shape, I don't care what he thinks

Why are grapes expensive in America?

say that to my face, fucker, not online and see what happens

Bullshit artist!

Grapes - 5 x 2
Pineapple - 5
Peanuts - 1
Raspberries - 5
Water - 3

I highballed all those prices.

Kek
>I can buy 1kg of apples at my local farmer market for $0.8
>Veggies are around $1.2 per kg

Feels good to live in east europe

That ain't water, lad

They're not. Off season they're like $2-3 a pound, but you can find good deals for under a dollar per pound, as well.
Depending on where you live, that picture would cost as little as 7-9 bucks but at most 12-13.

Fat people are so privileged to not have to count calories
Fuck them
Where's my acceptance. I'm 100 pounds and people hate me

What's she talking about, though?
I know the focus should be on the dinner out 5 times a week but I also love stories of entitled shitty brats being entitled shitty brats

>Dislike fat people because they're too lazy to change their lifestyles
>Literally too lazy to eat more food
Fuck off skelly.

holy shit 1,200 calories, that's like one meal

Penny and Nicole if you want to rage.

You shouldn't be counting calories, you should be stuffing your face you skelly. If you don't like your body, fucking change it.

i buy 60 bananas for £6.60
pineapples are £0.65
Raspberries from the farmers market are 1kg for £4

lmao this fat bitch

It's a sprite, not water. Fatty thinks sprite is healthy.

Kek

i hate how all these people are from america

wtf is up with this shitty spelling

Fat fingers have a harder time hitting the right keys

this pic is more cringe over the writer than fph

Dr. Now is 72 years old and performs surgery on patients that weigh more than 600 pounds. He is plenty fit in body and mind.

>have a shitload of money from a scholarship
>first time out buying groceries for the week
>be retarded
>get like 8 large apples among other shit
>get home look at receipt
>they were honeycrisp apples
>20$

Not gonna lie they were worth it, but never again.

BARA AS FUCK

>sitting on Trump-sama
You gay son?

Fucking fat cunt
Cheap places they eat at will cost them about 1200 a month on eating out. And thats a lowball number if the kid doesnt choose an expensive place.
>wasting money like that
>not teaching your children to cook or about nutrition
>treating your husband like that
>being that fat and stupid
Shes the poster child for why i think fat stupid people arent people they are just chimps that look like us but with a similar language. Theres monkeys right now in captivity that know sign language. We dont let the monkeys free when they express more human understanding and emotion why should we let fatties retards and other stupid degenerate people who have no real control over their lives roam free? They should be rounded up put in captivity and cared for like the animals that they are. They cant take care of themselves, they take the education they were given and ignored it and dont take care of their child why should they be allowed to roam free making bad decisions that effect others?

>go out to dinner at fucking Morton's The Steakhouse five times a week
>types like an utter mongoloid

I smell a sugar daddy. I love Morton's though, perfectly cooked steak every time I've gone.

>Come over here and block mommy's double chin sweetheart.

1200 calories is like one sandwich... wtf is wrong with you?

>1200 is one meal
>1200 is like a sandwich

How fucking fat are you people.

And you're very defensive.

>$45 yearly Sam's membership card
>$13 for roughly 6 lbs of chicken breast
>$6 for frozen veggies that will last two weeks
>$3 for a bag of carrots that will last a month when just eating them in salads
>$4 for a week worth of spring mix
>$5 for rotisserie chicken
>$4 for 18 eggs
>$3 for a gallon of milk

Most of the time I spend just $30-$40 a week on food, excluding protein bars and powder but fatties don't need that so I'm not going to include it. Sometimes I do have to buy shit every once in a while like rice or beans but it's so cheap for the amount of time it last me, Fuck these fat people saying it's so expensive, budgeting $200 a month for food isn't that much.

FUCKING FAGGOT DETECTED

How fucking tiny and lazy are you? Anybody who's lean and weighs over 185 lbs and actually has a job where they have to move around all day needs upwards of 3000 calories just to not lose weight. I knew a guy that was losing weight at 7000 calories a day because his job was so fucking intensive.

I work in a rice mill carrying around 20-50lb bags all day, and I lift 4x a week. I can 1/2/3/4 on an off day.

I still don't eat like a fat piece of shit.

tdeecalculator.net/
use this here to get a rough estimate of how much you need

>I work in a rice mill carrying around 20-50lb bags all day, and I lift 4x a week. I can 1/2/3/4 on an off day.
haha okay so you're average as fuck and small.

Better I'm bigger than you cutie.

Just fuck already

I put your stats in the thing and it says you need 2.6k calories minimum per day. Split between 3 meals 600 for breakfast, 1000 for lunch, 1000 for dinner, and that's just for a small cunt

Gotta eat big to get big faggot. Enjoy lifting for nothing cause you can't bring yourself to actually eat an appropriate amount.

2.6k a day
So according to you I can eat two sandwiches. And have a glass of milk.

Yeah your a fat bitch.

>1000 calorie sandwhich

I'm not trying to get big, ottermode all day. Can lift big without being huge, I also don't have to spend 20 dollars on these giant fucking meals you guys are eating and I probably get to eat more than your calorie dense bullshit anyway.

That's what this fat fuck said

>subway

Paying $8+ for $1.50 worth of ingredients.
Subway is retarded.

>he can't make a 1000 calorie sandwich
this plate of waffles here is almost 2000 without syrup, you need to step your gluttony game up

I think you're just ugly and tiny and trying to rationalize why you're such a small cunt.
Yeah well that's not me, 1000 calories is one decent sized meal.

>Where's my acceptance
It's waiting for you to get out of lanklet zone

I think your just mad you can't lift as heavy as me at a defecit and your making excuses to be a fat fuck, fatty.

>We as a family have been dining out approx 5 days a week since he was born
What the fucking fuck?
Not to mention the outright ridiculousness of the rest of the post.

Why would someone think you can eat a few grapes and raspberries as a meal? These are snack-tier fruits. Learn to fucking feed yourself, damn.

lel at the angry pleb doing manual labour

OATS she could have gotten so many OATS

I fucking love honey crisps

I make 30$/hr moving bags of rice into trucks and driving a forklift. I'm okay with this.

Children should be treated in restaurants and other businesses like service animals.
None of anyone elses business.

Of course, with service animals, if they interfere in any way with business, it is perfectly fair to ask them to leave, on that basis alone.

pls gibe

Doesn't even look like a 100 calories. What is that sauce made out of that makes it 2000 calories
3 waffles = 246c 1 banana = 105c 1 apple = 95c

Probably cream cheese icing or some shit.

breh i know you meant 1000 calories instead of 100, but not really.

that looks at least 1000 easy, them big ass waffles and definitely not only 1 banana

You're retarded. It's 500 calories tops, fuck off fatty

Would this be 'upping the game' enough?

You are wrong, the waffles themselves are nearly 1k

>1+1/3 cups flour
>1/3 cup oil
>3 eggs
>1 cup whole milk

The filling is half a bar of cream cheese, cinnamon sugar, 2 golden delicious apples and 2 bananas.

Stop talking out of your ass, I made the damn things.

What the fuck

>I made the damn things

That's an old as fuck image you dumb nigger

Only a retard would drive manual, it checks out.

I'm well aware you cuck. I made them months ago, here's another that I made.

Not even manual labor, just walking around a building and standing all the time is 1-2 miles a day.
lel at the call center cuck sitting at a desk all day

They're not yours you fag. Why are you lying on the internet?

that watch and hat are fucking clean

Dude just stop responding to him, he's a 100lbs dyel that has never cooked for himself

This is fucking hilarious

Holy fuck you're delusional.

Here's a steak I made with a much more recent timestamp. Notice the plates.

last one

Who on earth buys 60 bananas!?

Nice samefag

Still not yours. You can buy those plates at FUCKING target

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>2pl8 bench
>heavy

Service animals are better behaved than most brats these days

wtf is going on itt?

Shut up you stupid FUCKING cunt. You have NO idea what you're talking about. I'm so sick of you faggots coming here and talking smack. How about you spend even one SECOND thinking about the situation before you open your big dumb mouth. Ever think that maybe it's not so simple? Ever think that your mind is the only simple thing here? Of course not, because you're a fucking cuck.

an attempt at "trolling"

What kind of tucking sandwiches are you guys eating?

lol