Does your gym has a weapon that could surpass metal gear?
Does your gym has a weapon that could surpass metal gear?
Jacob Turner
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Jayden Bailey
Jesus fuck what is that, looks like a leg press?
Dominic Anderson
Yeah, me
Jace Stewart
That's the scariest fucking machine I've ever seen. What the shit does it do, looks like an insanely over complicated leg press.
William Reyes
What is this black magic
Dominic Parker
A Hind D?
Christian Rogers
Its a leg press for manlets. normal leg presses are too low for manlets causing gravity to interfere with their lift. with this machine their at normal human height when lifting
Joshua Garcia
>Manlets have to make their own machines
Hahaha hahaha omg when will they learn.
James Sullivan
Looks like a standing chest press
Asher Perez
It looks like a fucking zoid
Jeremiah Morales
A machine to defend Zion?
Levi Roberts
S-STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
Gavin Brown
Where do you load the plates? the arms on the sides appear to be for storage.
Luis Powell
just looked through hammer strengths catalogue and this is nowhere to be found.
Where do you load the plates? and it must hinge or move somewhere?
the fuck is this
Nicholas Reyes
Almost looks like a photoshop, or two machines stacked on top of each other somehow.
Connor Price
wot
Gabriel Campbell
what the flying fuck is this?
Mason Richardson
who the hell pays money for this
Eli Taylor
Holy shit! These things are fucking boss.
This machine changed how I workout forever.
Brandon Brooks
Step it up senpai
Asher Bennett
what the fuck is going on
William Martinez
Do you guys like my robot?
Levi Jones
WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
workouts that kill
PROTEIN feeds their blackened gainz
And thirst must be quenched to fuel hypertrophy
Cleansing anti-oxidants is the only way to recover
renounce tfw no gf
Jonathan Ramirez
but those are just several machines in one unit
Op is some batshit contraption
I've tried looking through Hammer Strength site too and found nothing like that.
Jacob Lopez
this
Jaxon Murphy
It looks like a robot that is about to slam a television into someone. This is how it starts, fucking manlet leg presses will cause the rise of the machines.
Christopher Sanchez
Gabriel Bailey
Ryan Barnes
>It is called ultimate leg press with the stronger storage weight horns.
Unglaublich
Josiah Long
oh fuck that man is on another level
Jack Miller
>2) Machine Weight : 268 kg
Sebastian Carter
Absolutely screaming
Daniel Miller
OH GOD STOP LOCKING OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chase Ross
oh shit im waching that right now
Angel Nelson
Don't worry, the machine has a built in biometric scanner and medical repair kit so he's fine
Alexander Howard
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holy fuck it looks like an amusement park ride
Mason Williams
whoops, should've read thread
David Harris
This thing looks amazing, way more freedom in ROM than any leg press I've ever used.
Grayson Lopez
>The year is 21XX
>The robot empire rises
>Humanity has lost control of the simplest things, for machines we are obsolete and only damage ourselves
>There are but a few safe places in this apocalyptic world
>Luckily for me, my gym owner bought a Metal Gear SQUAT
>Here at the gym we use manlets to power up this destructive machine while the stronges deadlifter gets the honor of controlling this amazing beast
>We are only one of many rebellious groups in this world ruled by machines
>We are Fitness Heaven
Nathaniel Walker
Hate that I kek'd st this shitty joke
Ayden Long
This is why nobody likes engineers
Parker Rivera
You know what has even more ROM availabillity?
Squats
Oliver Evans
...
Nicholas Thompson
What's the difference between this and machine hack squats?
Adrian Nguyen
You can fuck a girl while doing H-squats
Jaxon Perez
>we only thought about if we could. we never thought about if we should.
Brody Jenkins
>I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting
David Edwards
kek
someone post the fly machine with the barbell spear