You will never have a body like this

>you will never have a body like this

I do except it's hairy as fuck back there

Same. Full bear mode here, including hair

>inb4 arab

My family is mostly of Scottish and German descent.

fukn JOOCIE

For god sake no!
I'd kill myself before being that small

I WANT AN ASS LIKE THAT SO BAD, IT'S NOT FAIR! Veeky Forums PLEASE HELP

How wide are your hips, boi?

Very narrow

Bump

>colt

If I have sex with him I kind of will.

Swamp assed ogres report in

Wax that shit, it's so cheap and easy you'll never go back to jungle mode

Do you wax it yourself, or have it done professionally?

Who Says? you?

I go to a salon that does it for $20 but I also hear it's easy to do it yourself although I've never tried

is that david schwimmer

Trade with me I don't wanna be a skelly fem boy any more

But I'm a skelly twink myself

Fuckkk, well are you trying to become trap mode?

>trap mode
Hell no. I want to be hulk mode

Who /nicelittlerump/ here?

Bump

>I'm Hank Schrader and this is my favorite HARD mineral

Holy shit. Stop posting so much homo bait. I'm doing nofap.

Do you have an ass like that?

>tfw you don't have a bear to spoon with

I would sacrifice my first newborn for such an ass.

You should swallow me cum, it's full if protein and it'll help you to gain such an ass

Holy FUUUCK

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Thanks man.

fucking faggot gay board homos burn in hell
neck yourself degenerates jew spawn

Time to come out of the closet m8

I'm not a weak faggot who has been brainwashed by the jews into accepting this degeneracy like you
you will all hang on the day of the rope

Enjoy this

Stop resisting your urges user, be your true self

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I'm mad that this is so hot to me. How common are gay gym experiences? I would probably end up trying it if I got the chance

already have you fucking retard

Technically, if I can get a BF like that, I can.

hello me. Box squats and rack pulls interchanged everyday with variance in height and rep schemes and lots of Overhead Pressing (Mostly BTN and BTN Push Presses)..

Also be 6'2.

Firm, hairless, and a beautiful shape. How can women even compete?

how lean is this guy? 10% bf?

>How can women even compete?
They can't

This.