Veeky Forums regrets thread

jokes on u, it was about his ex

>Ate chicken thighs instead of chicken breast today

>ate a bunch of chocolate and candy today
Is my face gonna break out tomorrow?

I tried to run on an injury.. hurt myself even more. Now I have to back to the doctor to make sure I didn't fracture my ankle again.

Ate potatoe chips, had 3 smokes and got blind drunk for Easter. Fucking punished myself at gym today.

>potatoe

Relapsing hard from porn and now all depressed and eating like shit and not going to the gym

i will never have a twink toy

didnt go to the gym to work out core bc i thought i was gonna get laid ://

gainz goblin strikes again. beware the nefarious sloots

I was a dick to my ex because of drinking and I lost the love of my life.

Went way over my calories the last 3 days with my mom's cooking. Visiting home makes it impossible to cut.
Got back on tinder and am messaging sloots again even though I've Uninstalled it like 3 times. I got dumped, got fit, tried to fuck away my feelings on sloots, didn't work, got fat, now I'm back to getting fit and I don't need these hoes distracting me.

>ate a large dinner and had candy afterwards.
Currently trying to lower my bmi just a little right now. This is helping ;_;

>tfw she said tomorrow around 2 instead

2 IS GYM TIME BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Naw, blow her off. If this her rescheduling, you reschedule. Gotta play the game.

Last chick i porked was a fatty so i need to do a normal chick to clean my slate

oh damn, yeah i kno that feel.
>gf of 2 years split.
>went to go see my seester in denton, got trashed.
>got fat cutie, to drunk2fuck
>next morning share a cup of coffee and cig, sis giving me smirking looks, same looks from her roomate.
>drop her off, damn damn shame.
On the + her guy roomie whos like 40 didn't care, he was like "the guys 24, hes got urges." lol
Man, why does alcohol to that too meeeeee.

Why was it in the freezer? Do people do this?

>keep trying to go to sleep before 11:30
>keep trying to quit porn
>keep trying to stick to a program for more than 4 weeks

I feel you brah, gf of 2 years split too so i'm working my way back into the scene.

I-it gets better right user?

yeah, it does honestly, Im real slow to change, so its been almost a year and I can honestly say Im over her.
But like last night...
>Get on netflix after months on using amazon video.
>her email and shit pops up
>we had a joint account
I immediately got up and ran 3 miles at the gym...

damn my dude.

we'll make it one day brah dont even worry.

It's Easter and I had about 3tbsp of Cherry Garcia.

Am I going to die?

easter eggs

so many easter eggs

WASTED DISCORD

we're all wasted as fuckk cause its easter and we're a family

get wasted with us!!!

discord.gg/v3eVb5R

Are you guys seriously an alcohol while you lift at the same time? How can your bodies even repair themself?

>still haven't healed from herniated disc
>2 years ago
I was making it brahs but now I'm too scared for surgery and physical therapy didn't get rid of the pain.

Now I'm only motivated to do upper body once a week and I don't have a gym membership anymore.

I feels those feels.
>pulled muscle while working one muscle group
>okay well I just work a different group then
>muscles now working at a handicap because previous damage
>damage the second group as a result

I do PPL and refuse to take the time required for the P and P muscle groups to heal. Guess I'll overwork legs till those get fucked up too.

I don't understand how you niggers can't live without alcohol.

Never start is my advice. I did and I notice its insidious creep into every social interaction. It's a very subtle demon

My coworker gave me two cookies and a chocolate caramel egg and I ate them all even though I'm supposed to be cutting.

>didn't get more sleep than ~3 hours a night, simply because I'm to stupid to go to sleep

>didn't start trying to lose weight and get fit a year earlier than I did
>lost job back in September and didn't focus on weight loss until I got a new job back in February

I could now be at a normal weight and be decently toned, but now I'm still a fatass.

I've been two month clean off heroin. Shit's actually pretty cash. Think my life is almost back on track.

>I feel ya brah, wife of 9 years, I'm smashed out of my mind, confessing everything while trying to fuck her. 2drunk2fuck.
>She recounts everything the next morning
>I barely remember any of it but i do know bc she told me

tfw she's gonna remind me of this in 10 years, screencap it u mfing 21 year olds that will be back here again when ur 31

how little shits gonna learn anything without elder advice

I'm in college and I get smashed a lot. How bad is alcohol for the body? I also have Asian flush so I assume this may cuck my shit up real fast.

I was waiting for the
>she eas such a fucking bitch
>needless i put it back in the freezer
>just in case

What the fuck is happening in this post?

How does being on heroin feel? Aside from the constipation.

I dont mean to be cynical but is 2 months really long enough to say "better?"

>How can your bodies even repair themself?
You'd be amazed at how you can change your body. I didn't drink everyday personally just every other day I also slept/laid in bed a lot. But I have no doubt you can be a full blown alcoholic and make gains several here have done it. Not good long term of course.
I lay in bed for double the length I end up sleeping sometimes I still think it counts as rest just not as good.
>wife
Does she even let you lift?

dude i put on like 10 kg of muscle in 3 months from doing a beginner routine and eating a shitload while getting blackout drunk every day, got kind of fat though

This.
If anything I could push myself harder because alcohol removes most of the aches and pains.
But getting fat is inevitable plus I was eating lots of lean meat like chicken cans of mackeral etc just to try and even out all the extra garbage nutrition like sugar and calories alcohol has.

...what?

>bulked when I was already fat with 0 muscle at prob 20%+ bf
>Gained around 30 lbs in 6 months, ended up getting really fat with terrible lifts (.75/1/2/3)
>Been trying to get down to Skelly tier for the past 5 months, still prob 2-3 more months to go
>Lifts haven't dropped apart from squat because I injured myself, gained 15lbs on bench and 15 lbs on ohp 8rm
>Nearly at same weight I started at, I don't think I look too different
FUCK

I just used machines and dumbbells for a while and made decent gains. the barbells at the /uni/ gym are taken immediately so unless I wanna wake up at 6am I can't use them.

Did you mean to reply to someone else friendo

It's out there either way now.

>browsing Veeky Forums again even though I said I would never come back

>keep binge eating
>been on and off2 going to the gym
>not eating enough veggies

I've only lost like 8 pounds this year.

Just remember, you're here forever.

>Easter
>Pic related times a 100 is a regular thing around this time of the year.
It's not easy.

woke up this morning
breathed air again
didn't shoot myself yet

I'm currently on day ten. Withdraws are brutal. I was blacking out every night. Literally every single day was coke and bourbon for dinner. One of those nights I took a bunch of pills and tried to off myself. Turns out that's illegal and I have to go to court, plus the hospital costs. Plus I lost my day job. But at least I've been sober for 10 days.

same here, just not as extreme (145lbs->165->150)
it just didn't feel good being 20lbs heavier than before, even if my lifts were going up - will try lean bulking after finishing my cut

1000 calories of cadbury mini-eggs yesterday.

What height are you?
5'7 manlet here and I went from 160 -> 192 -> 162

>Turns out that's illegal
You can't commit suicide in burgerland?
time to move senpai.

176cm (so 5'9?)

Oh I already posted here?

come on, don't leave yourself hanging.
Accept it happened and move on (and i say that as a /d/eviant)

I regret not asking a lifting coach for help when I was starting out. He was just hanging there in the gym all the time waiting for an athlete he was training. So instead of him teaching me the lifts it took me a SHITLOAD of time to learn how to properly squat. Squatting just wasn't/isn't my thing and did not seem to make sense any way.

Still smoking nearly a pack a day

this. And the faces you get when you say youre on a diet and refuse

I know right. I should still hate life. I should still want heroin. But I don't. I feel normal which is very not normal for someone who kicked heroin two months ago and is completely sober.

Heroin feels like everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. It's the comfy warm blanket from you childhood wrapped around your brain.

>get out of the gym
>light cigarette

im a fucking retard

See

Damn bro

>8/10 cutie in front of me in line at walmart
>she's buying protein powder, massive box of oats, bag of rice, and some soy sauce
>I didn't hit on her
>or say anything to her

kill me

>Can't binge drink because it feels like my heart is going to explode or just give-out the next day

Not a good sign

Smoke CBD instead.
It's not addictive and is a comfy evening smoke.

I'm 8 months into trying for a year sober, are you saying its better to just continue being boring and sober afterwards user?

10 days sober here. went on a binge of about 6 days with a fifth everynight before and said fuck i need to get my shit together.

plan on drinking saturday though, but just half a fifth.

whats the difference
>got a bag of frozen chicken thighs instead of breasts from costco

Keep watching trap porn. The thing is I've fucked a couple traps and it did nothing for me but the porn is the only porn I enjoy.

I have quit it before and know how much better I feel, but I can't stop myself. Feels bad. At least my numbers are going up and I'm gaining weight.

we all know this feel user.

Went over by 11 grams on my sugar intake yesterday because of Easter.

Crashed and passed out before I could go to the gym to work it off.

Going early when I go tonight so i can get in extra cardio because I feel guilty.

what the fuck is asian flush

>Promise myself I'll start exercising more
>Depression means I'm falling behind again
>Failing my goals is making me more depressed

Fit in almost 2000 calories of chocolate yesterday.

I took iifym to the extreme, after nearly 6 months of no chocolate, i couldn't help the binge.

Feeling pretty fucking good though.

I have a minimally Bulged disc but I can't even do upper body. They said it'd heal but it still hurts some days.

>haven't been to the gym in 4 days

Only in America do they punish you for wanting to not live. What the fuck?

>I got dumped, got fit, tried to fuck away my feelings on sloots, didn't work, got fat, now I'm back to getting fit and I don't need these hoes distracting me.
This sounds like a rap verse.

Relapsed but atleast it helps me cut. Haven't gone to the gym in over a week but I'm cutting anyways so I'm weak as fuck.

Suicide rate among young adults in America is skyrocketing because of the record high student loan debts with jobs not paying enough to cover them. It's just poor people though, so no one cares.

Do what the fatasses do and constantly eat shitty snack food. Or if you're not a bitch, then git gud and start eating 1000+ calorie meals.

>fucked a girl my best friend was into but she was attracted to me instead, didn't even like her that much

It's hilarious how dumb american goyim ACTUALLY BELIEVE they're from the "land of the free" without realising they're much, much more controlled and walked over than literally any other first world nation.

OP here.
I'm off to buy alcohol.