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I would throw my gym bag at him, pull out my concealed glock and put a cap in his ass.

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I'm always ready for someone to pull a gun on me in public. I'm always on point and ready for anything to happen.

The best thing to do would be to rush him while grabbing his wrist with the gun, pointing it away, and going for a takedown.

Sure he could shoot you, but it's better than nothing. What else are you gonna do?

Inb4 "pull out my gun", that would be even worse if he already had his gun drawn, but pretend you don't have a gun.

I'm 6'3 240 and not a fat bitch.
I would wrestle him to the ground, pull the knife i keep in my pocket out and carve that bitch like a fucking turkey.

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I would go for the duck and tackle
may not work but its good to try, and i have a decent right cross if i can get the gun away from him

Try slap the gun out of his hand and give him a speedy cross, then run 3 blocks away at 30 times the speed he will ever move and call the cops.

he was pointing at the old man point blank but not within arms reach. hard to get out of the situation other tha moving very fast and hope he misses.

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>nignog blocks my path
>remember I did countless leg days
>get ready dindu I'm about to kick your groin so hard you'll have to search for your nuts in the Easter egg hunt
>attempt
>I get shot
Happy Easter

Can't kill me if I'm already dead inside.

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Who is this guy?

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

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i'd probably die scared shitless like that old guy he killed on video

Scream the manliest war cry and Roar Odin as loud as possible before dieing to the 7 bullets I get for charging at him with my groceries

reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/65rfqk/live_facebook_execution_in_cleveland_probably/

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ill be a sick cunt if i want to

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>be 450 pounds
>decide to lose weight and gain muscle
>3 years later you're a literal chad
>get super hot gf
>get decent high paying job
>all good
>decide to take a walk one day,
>"walking never killed somebody, it'll be fun" you muttered
>as your walking, car pulls up
>black guy gets out, walks your way
>"hi sir, what can i help you with" you say
he asks you to say some womens name
>you freak out, but do it
>he then pulls out a gun, shooting you in the head
>all your progress for nothing
>gf cheats on you same day after you die with another chad

it isn't fair

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Cut his dick off first. Make him suffer please

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I'll stab him in the chest repeatedly

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I use my Ameridote technique(real street fighting) and put my hands up( I happen to have 2 knives in my hands) I disarm him, put him in a headlock and give him a bloody mary(giving brains a thorough scrambling) before dropping him

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Well, I figure I'm dead no matter what. Probably just tell him to fuck himself and proceed to die

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>all those hard cases in the comments talking about how they would torture him

For some reason I always get a kick out of a combination of impotent rage and anonymous people trying to one up each other with a "most brutal torture way to kill someone" dick measuring contest

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I'll say " There will be no joy for you on this lane today."
unsheathkatana.exe

>not grabbing his wrist while pulling out your CC and popping off rounds center mass
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>Living in Cleveland
He's doing you a favor by shooting you tbqhfam

kill him with my sick digits

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my bodyguard tackles him is what happens.

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way to derail the thread you fucking idiot

Sauce?

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yo this guy is no joke

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You know, the event did make me think of Veeky Forums. All you sacks whining about breakups are just a bad day away from turning into that dude.

Never trust a whipped man

Dodge his aim and wrap my tail around his neck.

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Thanks Mr. Skelton