Belgium Hate Thread

Why does this absolute meme of a country still exist? It's a wonderful example of Europeans arbitrarily redrawing borders. Flanders should either be incorporated into the Netherlands and Wallonia should be incorporated into France.

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I was riding my bike today and some stupid fucking Fleming teenagers drove by in their shitty little sports car and threw a rock at me! I've had it with these damn g*ermannics ruining our country. Wallonia belongs with France and the Flemmings belong in hell!

What country? All I see is Netherlands

t. william
wallonia belongs to France, you can have Flanders though

All of Belgium and Luxembourg are Dutch property.

technically all of netherlands is historic french property
:^)

Technically France is historic BELGIAN property :^)

Kingdom of the United Netherlands > Talleyrand plan > Lelgium.

Also they chose the shittest royal house to govern them. Shouldve gone with their own established nobility.

>belgium
Isn't that a made-up country?

Yes they're technically historically Dutch property

Which, come to think of it, is actually historically French property

Which TECHNICALLY is historically Belgian territory

But wait isn't Belgium a made up country?

Yes they're technically historically Dutch property

Which, come to think of it, is actually historically French property

Which TECHNICALLY is historically Belgian territory

But wait isn't Belgium a made up country?

Yes they're technically historically Dutch property

Which, come to think of it, is actually historically French property

Which TECHNICALLY is historically Belgian territory

But wait isn't Belgium a made up country?

Yes they're technically historically Dutch property

Which, come to think of it, is actually historically French property

Which TECHNICALLY is historically Belgian territory

But wait isn't Belgium a made up country?

Etc. Etc.

>implying belgians have any genetic link to the franks

That's alright m8, we don't want wallonia anyway

>Moderngenetic studieshave determined that over half of all Belgian paternal lineages are of Germanic origin, which in Belgium's case means almost exclusively of Frankish origin

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fake news

>OUR country
>Wallonia belongs to France
That's like saying your wife destroys the transmission of your car, so you're giving it to your neighbour you have never spoken to instead

I live there. IMO it's just about the worst country you can live in in the EU, both economically and socially.

But they give you free bread and butter to your meal in every restaurant.

I saw a news report from Brussels once. It looked horrifying.

I once had to drive from the Netherlands to the Belgian-French border and it was the most depressing trip ever the second I reached Belgium

The traffic jams around Antwerp start at 3 in the afternoon and stretch all the way to fucking Brussels

The roads are in a state comparable to that of a sub-saharan country

Everywhere you look you see grey, lifeless buildings comparable to Russian commie blocks

I genuinely cheered when I crossed the border back into the Netherlands again

Nice, another burger with no actual knowledge thinking Belgium has anything to do with France or the Netherlands.

But it does. It's just the gay part of Burgundy that refused to fight back against Spain, and it came under prominence under the ruler ship of the House of Valois.

>Worst country to live in the EU economically and socially.
Liefste landgenoot, how fucking retarded are you? I mean, there are issues, but are you seriously saying we're worse off on an economic level than Spain, Greece, Italy, Ireland of Poland? There's a reason Poles are coming all the way to us for jobs.
Do you honestly think we're doing worse than other EU countries in stuff like crime-rate, corruption scandals (we have our share, but for fuck's sake look at Italy), education (both the quality and prize of which are top notch), healthcare (again, both quality and prize of which are bretty gud), the department of culture pumped loads of money into all sorts of musea, musical venues, theaters... The musea in a second rate city like Ghent still outclass quite a few of eastern european capital cities.
As well as doing good on jobs, public transportation, decent working conditions, public recreation areas, pollution and taxes (there's a reason dutchfags cross the border).


What exactly makes you say it's on of the worst place in the EU on a social and economical level?

You saw the worst side of the country, i'll give you that but nonetheless
>.t has never been to a subsaharan country.
>.t has never been to a city built out of ''Russian commie blocks''

>refused to fight back
Nigga, have you even heard of Farnese?

By that logic, every country can be considered a meme.
The fact is that the people of Belgium fought for their independence and have no wish to be absorbed by their neighbours, no real connections to those countries.

Tell that to Walloon nationalists

>Walloon nationalists
Half a dozen irrelevant retards

>Walloon nationalists
Now you just making things up user. There's never been such a thing as RELEVANT Walloon nationalist.

To sum up this thread:
No actual knowledge of Belgium
Bad memes
Worst than /pol/

Sacreblue, delete this.

Why couldn't they conquer that western piece of France?

youtube.com/watch?v=MTVnMO6cRfg

Imagine being handed over from one foreign power to another

The only other country to have been the bitch of Spain, Austria and France that way is Italy

they feared the Briton warrior

name 1 (one) thing Belgium has done wrong in its entire history
protip: you can't

Provoking Germany into invasion

Massacred ethnic Germans in 1914, thus compelling Germany to invade

>people of Franc.uh... Belgium

>I live there. IMO it's just about the worst country you can live in in the EU, both economically and socially.
Wallonian, I'm assuming.
The North is rather nice, I lived there for a while (I'm from Germany)

You aren't J2(Brown Turks) like the the Franks and the Romans but sissy R1b Gauls.

Belgian boy here! Please humiliate me all you want~! :3

you're a non-country, of course you're worse than countries

Belgians in the Congo

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