What mode is this and how do I get there?

stop being a loser plz, it's painful

>stay at 6-8% bf for 6 months
How do I get this low?

>plz
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you're creeping me out user, remember you can get socialized at any age so get out and talk to 5 ppl

god dammit at least be smart if you want to be a degenerate living meme
>some of things that worked on guy I know: a lot of green tea, cycling or running, masturbation when cravings get too intense

lol that's just disordered eating my guy

well, that is the way of becoming a convincing trap I didn t say it s healthy

What exercises?

everyone sees race bro

nah dude normies really don't see race... unless you're knee deep in political youtube vids/websites, which most people aren't, they're oblivious

t. someone who goes out everyday and socializes

>――リンクがいままでの緑の服から青い服になって、さらに髪型の変化によって、より中性的な雰囲気が強くなったように思いますが、これは意図したことなのでしょうか?

>滝澤 リンクの中性的なイメージは、すごく大事にしているものなんです。国内も海外も、そういう中性的なキャラクターはあまりいませんし、しかも海外では、多くの女性の方にプレイしていただける要因のひとつとなっているとも聞いていますので。

what did he mean by this

i literally do not know

faggot mode, you're already there.

5x5 saving hyrule

>tfw traps and twink femboys will become a sexual commodity in the future where they are traded and bred for sexual purposes only

Read the sticky

I have, and it is mainly for muscle growth rather than sexy twink mode.

>where they are traded and bred for sexual purposes only
they already are but sadly their value drops fucking fast when they get past 25

once it becomes accepted that it's not gay we can finally seize the control of our penises back from lady kind and live a true patrician society like the romans.

Yoga I guess

>I want to fuck Link

I don't speak chex mix

God Greeks and romans were gay as FUCK

How do i get rid of that bodyfat? Also how to cover my wide shoulders?

butt pics please

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Veeky Forums has skely threads
>this gay shit needs to stop

Height and weight?

Op here, I look quite like you (a bit thinner) at 180 cm, 59 kg.

POST BOIPUCCI

>I look like you
Pls provide photographic evidence for research into boners pls

im fatty 170cm with 67cm waist 37 cm shoulders 80 chest 57 kg
What weight is perfect?

mods where have you gone

heard u was talkin shit

there is no point in being trap if you don t have feminine face

come at me bitch
who's repping for you?

everybody say i looks like lesbian

is that you?

post uncensored pics on a red board and x-post here

>This is the power of mental illness.
Consider suicide. also

i'd fuck you looking at your face the entire time and i'm straight

im not mentally ill im not transgender faggot or trap
i want to be cute boy just boy
>hurr durr youre not manly muscle hairy ape

you look like a teenage boy

These posts are off topic as fuck.

Please answer the OP boys

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A lot of other races are also getting emasculated. It's not hard to spot. I think he meant the JOOS are targeting white males I'm western society. All other races are collateral damage.

your face is 100% neutral not feminine but good enough to pass

Vegan mode.

all you need is a haircut that isn't that of a 00's emo boy

looks more feminine than what you posted

yoga instructor mode, diet and yoga to get there

just grow your hair out more and learn makeup

holy shit can i lick you ??

if you're not on hrt yet do it soon

whew lad, post more I'm starting to get a chub

>be me out clubbing with the bros
>later in the night loose bros but find a lone qt.
>we chit chat drunk af.
>order more drinks getting more drunk
>get text from bros, they left to another spot
>ask qt where her friend are, she said they left awhile ago but she stayed to chat with me
>drink more
>"hey hun, wanna grab a cab and get some coffee"
>she said "let's got to my place instead It's down the block"
>Gonna get some boi!
>no coffee just making out
>she starts to blow me
>shit so cash
>she starts to take off her pants and play with herself
>cash machine!
>notice it looks like she's jacking off
>she is infact jacking off
>she is infact a he
>he tried to switch positions but I'm invested at this point
>force him to finish, force him to swallow
>as soon as the good feels are gone I take his small twink head and smash it three or four times into the wooden sides of the couch
>body goes limp, bones definitely broken
>I casually leave after checking the fridge for beer
>only Mikes Hard fuck that shit.

That was a year ago, and how I got away with a hate crime, see I was visiting a friend in that town. Tho she was probably a regular at that bar and was seen with me no one knew who I was.

seems legit

I wouldn't fuck you but I'd bring you with me at an anime convention as my wingman and blueball fujoshis so they draw yaoi porn of us and post it on their tumblr

anyone got that "How to Achieve Trap Physique" infographic?

there's like 5 of them dewd

then post five of them

they're not really worth following anyway desu. Just do cardio and go vegan like that other guy said above, the specifics hardly matter

Why write about it on the Internet? Keep that shit to yourself and take it to your grave.

they're not particularly good
Basically one should do cardio and hip bridges and extensions and stuff that targets glutes more than thighs.
Also they suggest pueraria mirifica which does work a little, but hrt is easy to get anyway so there's no point.
Also drinking a litre of spearmint tea a day decreases testosterone pretty well, better than whatever pueraria mirifica does, in case hrt isn't possible.

I'd fuck your face.
No butt stuff though, I'm not a fag.

>tfw no cute guy to cuddle with and fuck his brains out

>but hrt is easy to get anyway so there's no point.
hrt is a fucking meme. Love the sound of becoming a mental wreck, gaining a ton of weight, getting weird tits and looking like a monster immediately after turning 25 all for something that in a decent amount of cases actually makes people look less like a girl than more

How deceiving are this comics, drawing them all cute and shit, I KNOW THE TRUTH YOU CAN'T REALLY BECOME A QT GIRL AHHHHHHHH

if you look like , hrt works pretty well, though the weight gain and mental shit probably would still happen at some point. But most of the people who end up looking like monsters were masculine before hrt, not people who could pass as a girl before hrt.

would someone that doesn't look masculine yet still look like shit at that age even if he starts hrt at very young age?

probably not, but there's no accounting for bad genetics. An unattractive person would probably still be unattractive after hrt

>people responding seriously

Unless he's retarded he knows lgbt is where to ask about this shit.

He's here to whore, please remove mods

Why don't they just tell someone who is clearly heterosexual that they have a fucking dick? It's like they ask to get their head caved in.

>have facial potential for trap mode
>wide shoulders
why even live

get ottermode so you have an attractive body and a pretty face and fuck bitches

working on it user, can't believe i spent so much of my life just whining about being fat and not actually doing anything about it, got a wakeup call a couple months ago and haven't looked back

I'll just leave this right here...

what the fuck is a sissy squat

a half sqaut i think

>not a trap
>severely lagging glutes are causing anterior pelvic tilt
I'm stealing this routine.

what the fuck is google?

i don't want gay porn in my search history

It's a real exercise my dude. You hold on to a squat rack with one arm and hold a plate to your stomach with the other. Then you squat it out while on your toes

white guilt + male guilt

>white guilt + male guilt
Whats that ?

I'll try
>Link's lighter green outfit and longer hair makes him more androgynous, was that your intention?
>Link's androgynity is an important issue to me. Locally and overseas, such a character is rare and many females overseas playing the game is another reason.

>i'm straight

ummmm i have some news for you, sweetie

I don't even want to have sex or even kiss you, not even hold your hand. I just want to protect you.

Guilt over supposed white privilege and male privilege

tfw wanted to be a trap for a long time but then realized I liked food too much to ever retain the physique.
Oh well.

but how do I ask out my twink friend?

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>You