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Did your taste in women change as you became fit?

Also, is strenght or size more important to you? Do you lift for a specific goal?

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Yes, my goal is to be jerked off by someone like her.

My ideal got older and fatter.

>mommy

not really ill take anything i can get lmao

At least I broke my previous record of 4 days.

I think it's for the better to be honest. She would have me around her little finger 24/7.

I just can't resist. First thing we guys do after birth is to suck on their titties. All day, every day.

Was freud right, you guys?

Holy shit they look real too.

If Freud is right, then guys are no better than women.

I really don't want him to be right.

Explain

Yes, I lift for Elsa now.

>want THICC on cut
>want cardiobunny on bulk

Forgot pic

idk why, but the idea of suckling on some tits while I hear "Shhh mommy's got you" while she slowly strokes my dick.

Its a huge turn on, makes me feel save and shit

Might have to do with the fact that my mom ditched me when i was 12.

Is this weird fit? Will I ever have this?

Literally me.

Freud isn't right, women aren't loyal and will leave for a better option if presented with one everytime

i fucking hate instagram

fitness should die coz now all these nonlifter whores are filling the gym and what they do is just walk, talk or flex in the floor instead of lifting anything. why the fuck they even have a gym membership, just to take selfies? Stupid bitch

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>30min walk on inlcine treadmill while holding safety bars

>still have a pretty 8/10 body from it

Wtf fit

You're not alone.

I just want a petite fit girl with OP chick tier tits.

Dick is diamonds.

Good.

How much solarium do you take.

where do you get all this?

>Tfw older mommies are the hottest thing on earth after the core itself

Just need to get a GF that bulks when I cut and cuts when I bulk

but

>Tfw no gf

I got it from you guys. The 012 version.

left or right?

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Gf left and fuck right.

My dream tbqh

those suits should be illegal, fucking hot

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i'd bang the right one so hard, fucking king arthur style

That is literally every guy on earth, no meme.

>fucking king arthur style
My sides

Pic related.

I like a bit more curvy. The good curvy, not the disgusting pornsite version of curvy which is just fat.

Post more milfs please

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>Tfw that baby should be me
>Tfw the cart would capsize

Want to know why men have such a big problem with public breastfeeding?

Because we're jealous af

That is super cute though. There is literally nothing wrong with breastfeedig.

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He knows what's up.

except for that monkey turdling clinging to the teet, yeah you're right

Oh

My

Fuckig

God man

Just a little less rib cafe and she would literally have a 10/10 body

Mmmm omg

How can you say that about a baby? I'm /pol/ and can't even get it.

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what? The baby is a nigger. What don't you understand?

How do I get a gf like this?

you don't

Face >>>>>>>> Hips > Legs > Waist > Ass >> Breast

Are you in reality just mad because he get to suck and tits and you don't?

>tits last

Are you okey mate

Face>tits>ass

Anything else is bait or grill.

So how do I into wife like this?

No. Seriously, pretty much everything Freud said is now considered bullshit

I would probably have legs before ass.

Yeah, legs are underrated irl.

Literally who cares. You're a sad man whose ife is so empty you have to get mad at things that have no impact on your life

BRAAPPPPPPPPPPTtt

not mad about anything, that baby is just a nigger. I think you're projecting a bit

Yes it changed, know I'm 300% more attracted to fit girls.

Only plebs and kids put tits before ass

Ok.

god that's hot

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I jizzed for the first time without touching my dick.

I didn't even know that I could do that.

1. somehow started going for chubbier chicks the Veeky Forumster I got, probably out of a deep rooted desire to be able to lift them kek. throwing around a 110lbs womanlet in bed is no impressive feat, fucking my 170lbs gf while standing up kinda is

2. 60/40. I want to be stronk but goddamn I also want to look like it

3. yes and no. I work a somewhat physical job so being stronger there is useful and degrading to the numales. besides that, no actual athletic goal or so. started lifting because of rehab for an injury so there's that part too.

>Tits first
>mfw

Yeah, and I straight out refuse this.

It will be easier the next time.

Get ready for the gym. hehe

is she legal yet? asking for a friend, haven't heard of her since I was a wee lad

How do I avoid this?

Don't date sluts

get a bf

>is she legal
nigga she's 32

Ask when they're drunk. They'll probably lie, leave, or smack and leave....still better though.

MALE VITALITY TAKIN'

Yeah, I liked tween girls before.
Now I just like little girls.

I remember that I wanted to cry the first time this happened to me.

>lacks muscle tone
>is uncordinated
>udders and face but no ass
7.5/10... for normies.

>Tfw only attracted to 45+ year old wrinklebag, sweet stay at home mom types
>Will never ever sleep with one

Dis like the female version of being a dicklet or what?

Scientifically backed - telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10878892/Hungry-men-crave-bigger-women-study-finds.html

yeah I was kidding m8. I last paid attention to her when her first song came out, and never again. would still breed tho

>why can't you get it up user?
>"nah, i just need to relax and not overthink stuff"
>"hehehe haha :("

Reminds me of the devil from Cow and Chicken.

BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL

>having bolted on tits
>dangerous
this board is for adults kiddo

This should be the standard for all women

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I am currently looking for a new apartment to break up with my fat girlfriend and start fucking all these hot chicks I have dates lined up with.Taiwan is ez pz pussy for a white guy

these fucking weird no context pepe's always kill me

The one true queen.

Yeah. I want to date the skinny, 80lb, 5 foot skelly that frequents my gym, force feed her chicken, rice, and broccoli, and make her do squats until she's 100lbs with a cute little ass.

Someone kill me.