I’m going to post this every day until you remember it
I’m going to post this every day until you remember it
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I always forget how small it was
quick rundown please
>Americans will defend this
Spics btfo some hillbillies in a church
Texians did defend this
John Wayne made a movie.
Oh it the most underwhelming American monument can't quite remember the name it's so underwhelming
Childhood is idolizing the Alamo.
Adulthood is realizing Santa Anna's life was far more interesting.
>Tfw only a 20 minute drive away from her
Feels amazing
>when they steal the figurines
every time
Alway rember
where is that from?
A show people only watched because the JUST meme was its zenith and Brendan Fraser was in it
I lived in the city where its located for 9 years. Remembered it thousands of times
Oh yeah, and apparently Santa Anna was being played by a French actor...
shut the fuck up, that’s just the chapel part
>He doesn't remember the Rodeo
...
>be mexico
>have a bunch of empty land up north
>invite gringos to live in land
>gringos hate catholics and like having slaves
>be mexico and catholic and banning slavery
>a los gringos no les gusta esto
>cartoon Napoleon LARPer takes over mexico
>just centralize my shit up senpai
>literally every province hates this and rebels
>who cares lol except gringos are issue because of USA
>ask for a cannon back from some of them
>'no'
>send brother in law to fuck them up
>be like Richard Jefferson and get laughed out of San Antonio
>gringos begin to organize
>bring in some cartoon characters of their own (le knife man and furry congressman)
>gringo-in-chief sends knife man to blow up old mission that mexico can use as fort
>idiots there convince knife man to make a stand there at fort
>he gets sick and rest get BTFO
>most embarrassing thing to happen in San Antonio until pic related
>Santa Claus chases around remaining gringos
>splits up troops
>gringos turn around and kick his ass in twenty minutes
>Mexico forever a joke from then on
rmembr almo
I remember, I remember!
REMEMBER ELMO!
Texian genocide best day of my life.
Mexico was winning due to numbers until the USA actually sent troops and trained the Texians and beat Santa Anna and humilliate him
Don’t forget they were beaten while they were taking a siesta
And they’ve yet to escape the stereotype of the lazy mexican
He was a criollo, not mestizo. Why can't he be played by a French guy?
Which is weird considering they're consistently one of the hardest working nations and even here in the states aren't known for taking "lazy" jobs.
I don't think the USA ever sent professional troops, but there were quite a few volunteers pouring in to take advantage of the Texan free state and the ensuing land grab. The Alamo was a phyrric victory for Mexico and probably caused more harm than good since it became a huge rallying point.