How to trick my boyfriend into eating protein?

A load only has 0.2g before you try it

As a young girl I watched too much gay porn so now am into tiny twink boys--5'6" 125lb bf is ALMOST the perfect man. That being said, his friend that works the exact same manual labor job has way more muscle definition.

bf blames genetics, claims that 1/4 mexican blood has predestined him to the body of a 12 year old emo boy's myspace photo circa 2005. that sounds wrong, but I don't know enough about genetics to dispute it. As far as I'm concerned, it's because he only eats 1000 calories a day of ginger ale and Sour Patch Kids, hates eating "normal" food like chicken and vegetables unless it's from a restaurant.

The kid is also bursting with psychotic rage at all times, so in my professional medical opinion, his T levels are likely healthy. he's got a natural adonis belt and v-taper, full of potential to turn into a miniature greek statue

We're moving in soon and i need a plot to housewife him into eating more/better. His current schedule is like so:

Morning - coffee, cigarettes, weed

Noon - sandwich, cigarettes, weed

Evening - takeout, soda, cigarettes, weed

Night - candy, weed

My suggestion would be to break up with him, possibly date his friend.

>Trying to fix a deadbeat that lives on sugar, cigarettes and weed

>have the slightest issues with your boyfriend?
>lmao just dump that cuck and date his friends
>...
>why are all women such whores ;_;

>just stick with this living garbage human XD

If he eats like that he could literally die. Sneaking him protein won't fix it.

>The kid is also bursting with psychotic rage at all times, so in my professional medical opinion, his T levels are likely healthy

I remember reading that high irritability/aggressiveness and getting angry often is actually a sign of low T

No one with that kind of diet can be a nice well-rounded person

>The kid is also bursting with psychotic rage at all times, so in my professional medical opinion, his T levels are likely healthy.

psychotic rage (hysteria) means his T levels are non-existent

>moving in with a deadbeat pothead
have fun

He sounds like a manchild. If a grown ass "man" like him won't eat real food just leave him and let him die of malnutrition. You're not gonna fix him.

This is the ultimate troll thread

Friend apparently eats mad pussy but boyfriend is super hot, plus I love him etc.

>be disgusting manchild with shitty diet
>become Veeky Forums
>claim you've "made it"
>post on Veeky Forums that disgusting manchildren with shitty diets will never become anything else
I'd honestly be surprised if this isn't about 70% of Veeky Forums. People change. Plus diet doesn't even reflect a significant part of your personnality like you faggots seem to think.

Yeah, a diet doesn't, but can you honestly call what OP's boyfriend is consuming a diet? He literally lives on smoke and candy.

Have you thought of asking him to suck off his friend.

>>shit diet
>>mood swings

He's going to be disgusting by his 30s

If he's super hot, why do you want him to look more like his friend?

Love is a strange thing but unless you want him to eat better for his own wellbeing, is it love?

Just learn how to cook.

Buy him boxed premade protein shakes, it's like babby's first steps

Basically I think he has a super hot body (for someone who's into skinny dudes) but has the potential to look like a god (again, for someone who's into skinny dudes) with very minor lifestyle tweaks. meanwhile I have a shit body and will never be insta worthy without 20k of plastic surgery, but am still working out to make an attempt

Also he has way too many health problems for someone in their mid-20s and it's so easily fixable

still, he'll come around probably. there are a lot of young people who eat like shit because they can afford it, though what OP describes is pretty extreme. it annoys me that everyone acts like eating right & training is some kind of huge change in one's life and makes you a different person. honestly it's not that big a change. for instance, when I started lifting, I was basically failing uni for never attending, had no friends, no gf and spent days watching tv shows and eating noodles. literally nothing has changed except now I lift, eat right and make gainz; I'm pretty sure nothing's gonna change in my life. my point is, you act as though getting OP's (hypothetical) bf to eat right and tren hard would be impossible since it would encompass so much more, when actually it really wouldn't. Eating right and training isn't about changing your whole personality and lifestyle, it's just about eating and training. Dunno if that makes sense to you, I'm tired and have a hard time being clear when discussing things other than memes.

Behold, Veeky Forums. This is what you don't understand about women, summed up in a single thread.

>Woman sees a guy they think is attractive
>Attractive but imperfect in edgy ways (i.e: lives on junk food (but isn't fat because eww fat), smokes all the time, etc)
>They convince themselves they can change him
>Nay, that they MUST change him for that provides a purpose in their relationship
>They obsess over that end
>They think about him and his imperfections and thus perfect potential all the time
>Thus leads to attachment/love
>Thus leads to a long lasting relationship

Until the girl finds someone more attractive/imperfect.

OP, be honest with me here; if your boyfriend's friend with the muscle definition was addicted to cocaine, and had a myriad of health problems that could easily be fixed by coming off cocaine, you'd find him way more attractive than you already do, wouldn't you?

this
>manchild diet, anger issues, "manual labor job", just smokes weed all day.
You didn't have to make it so easy for us.