>Oh, hi
>How can i help you today, user?
Oh, hi
need some sc00ps
HEY PIANO MAN
HAD A ROUGH DAY,
MAKE ME A SHAKE BROTHER?
5 SCOOPS BABY COME ON
umm Im Kinda Trying to get big
ummm Could i Get 2 uhh make that 4 scoopz please
4-5 scoops? what are you, some kind of fag?
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET BIG? GODDAMMIT
THROW IN AS MANY SCOOPS AS I CAN HANDLE RICH
I
WANT
TO
GET
BIG
How do I get big in 6 months
let me check one minute, just how much scoops do we have in our inventory
Can I buy 1488 scoops?
what did i told you of leaving your board, /pol/?
I can go where I want (((scoop merchant)))
You don't. 3 years minimum.
>merchant
a merchant buys and sells wares producing nothing and receiving profit for it.
the piana man creates products to be bought
some of which are scoops
...
GOTTA FUCK A CHICK WITH A DICK TO CONFUSE THE SEXUALITY, RIGHT BABE?
this.
and go see a chiropractor as well, looks like you got scoliosis from the front you sp00ky little man
I want to leave humanity behind?
What do you have thar will allow me to run a 4 minute mile and deadlift 600lbs without breaking a sweat.
buy mutant mass!
Can someone explain the Rich Piana memes to me? I missed them somehow
Add 2 scoops of asbestos powder
Lord Rich i want a 2 finger planche
>explain the Rich Piana memes
it's funny
Lurk more. GOD DAMMIT!
some malcolm in the middle extra shilled his youtube channel all over Veeky Forums for a few months and gained a following
he has famous catchphrases such as:
multiple scoops!
hurry up!
a percentile!
really quite an interesting charcter and definitely a role model to aspire towards
I laughed
> uses 4 fingers
you degenerate fuckhead, can you count ?
Dont fucking talk to me bro, im here to train.
jewish nose though
you eat a lot. if you're on roids it will turn to muscle, if you're not it will turn to mostly fat. The problem isn't with the above, it's with your stupid goal.