Oh, hi

>Oh, hi
>How can i help you today, user?

need some sc00ps

HEY PIANO MAN
HAD A ROUGH DAY,
MAKE ME A SHAKE BROTHER?
5 SCOOPS BABY COME ON

umm Im Kinda Trying to get big

ummm Could i Get 2 uhh make that 4 scoopz please

4-5 scoops? what are you, some kind of fag?

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET BIG? GODDAMMIT

THROW IN AS MANY SCOOPS AS I CAN HANDLE RICH

I
WANT
TO
GET
BIG

How do I get big in 6 months

let me check one minute, just how much scoops do we have in our inventory

Can I buy 1488 scoops?

what did i told you of leaving your board, /pol/?

I can go where I want (((scoop merchant)))

You don't. 3 years minimum.

>merchant
a merchant buys and sells wares producing nothing and receiving profit for it.

the piana man creates products to be bought

some of which are scoops

...

GOTTA FUCK A CHICK WITH A DICK TO CONFUSE THE SEXUALITY, RIGHT BABE?

this.

and go see a chiropractor as well, looks like you got scoliosis from the front you sp00ky little man

I want to leave humanity behind?
What do you have thar will allow me to run a 4 minute mile and deadlift 600lbs without breaking a sweat.

buy mutant mass!

Can someone explain the Rich Piana memes to me? I missed them somehow

Add 2 scoops of asbestos powder

Lord Rich i want a 2 finger planche

>explain the Rich Piana memes
it's funny

Lurk more. GOD DAMMIT!

some malcolm in the middle extra shilled his youtube channel all over Veeky Forums for a few months and gained a following

he has famous catchphrases such as:
multiple scoops!
hurry up!
a percentile!

really quite an interesting charcter and definitely a role model to aspire towards

I laughed

> uses 4 fingers

you degenerate fuckhead, can you count ?

Dont fucking talk to me bro, im here to train.

jewish nose though

you eat a lot. if you're on roids it will turn to muscle, if you're not it will turn to mostly fat. The problem isn't with the above, it's with your stupid goal.