Kidney stones - I would like to pass one, to feel what its like. If the pianoman can do it, so can I. What should I eat?

One fat dude I knew passed kidney stones three times, another lady did twice, and my mother once.

The thing they all had in common: excessive soda (fat man exclusively drank diet Coke). My mother would go through a 2l of regular Coke a day and it took her awhile to get a kidney stone, so diet pop might actually be more effective. No other liquids.

You don't pass that through your dick. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck is that. That's a fucking monstrosity.

what did it feel like though?

I drink 3 cans small cans of diet soda a day for the past 5ish years. Why havent I passed any stones?

I had a stone attack this past Tuesday. I had been slacking on my diet and stress drinking soda for a week (goddamn final projects), and I got another one.

A few years ago I had 3 in a 4 month span (all 3 requiring a procedure because of their sizes), which led to me developing an opioid addiction.

Dont go down this path, OP. I got lucky that I had a relatively small one this time around. You may not have such fortune

>pop

Yankee detected

You don't pass that, they normally have to go into your kidney and break that up.

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>Don't drink water
>Eat a lot of Calcium/Get Myeloma/Get Hyperparathryoidism
>Eat Oxalate rich foods
>Eat Purine rich foods
> Get a urinary tract infection

Take your pick.

>Don't drink water

are you one of those "soda is not water" cunts?

As someone who's into urethral insertion, will it feel good for me?

Your time is coming.

I hear that if I switch from drinking dark colored cola sodas to light colored sprites I will be in the clear. Confirm or is the damage irreversable at this pt?

As a girl who like getting plowed in her pussy, would being raped with a knife feel good?

This is your daily reminder that regular beer consumption drastically lowers the chance of developing kidney stones.

Carry on.

sounds like a Cannibal Corpse song

But girls don't like being plowed. If they did, I would have had sex by now.

dont fuck with me user soda is my one joy

>used 'soda' and 'pop'
canadian m8, in constant language identity crisis

Did you not read the part where I said my mother drank 2l daily and only had one stone (in 20 ish years)?

If you drink anything else, and not /just/ soda, you're going to clear out some kidney buildup. And like I said, it seems from the three cases that I know of-- diet drinks are much worse for your kidneys.

Protip for anyone who doesn't want kidney stones ever: doctors who are kidney specialists almost all drink lemon water, constantly. The slight acidity helps break down anything that is built up in your kidneys, so that you can pass it normally.

If you have a bad soda habit, just drink something slightly acidic that isn't syrup based regularly, and you should be fine forever.

I got gall stones once from cutting too hard. Not one of those people that regularly visits the hospital so out if off til I was basically dead.

I hadn't shit for a week, eyes were jaundiced as fuck, and unbelievable stomach cramp / pain, to the point I didn't sleep for a few days, so then I decided the problem wasn't gonna work itself out.

Doc said I probably woulda died if I held out much longer.

1/10 would not recommend

>Gallstones
Can you get them on your upper back? Are they also kinda blue and feel like a pebble?

No, they come from your gall bladder which secretes shit to help digest fat, it's kind of like a kidney stone where it's a little pebble that gets stuck in a duct

How hard of a cut are were you on?

I can't really describe it
Horrible pain you can feel dragging from seemingly your taint
Mine broke up so it wasn't as bad as is apparently possible
Those fucking things look terrifying

Honestly don't know, it was before I ever read up on health or fitness. But I went from probably 270 to 220 in like 3 months. Pretty much had a salad for lunch and BBQ'd a moderate size piece of meat for supper

The color of the soda doesn't matter, the salt and sugar content does.

i was a fat sack of shit in my teens and i had 3 in a row.

its not something you wish for.

No. In fact it would probably ruin your fetish.

you know a kidney stone is a sharp crystal right? like that shit will slice your urethra right open
pic related, its an actual kidney stone

That's because it is

Don't.
Imagine pissing out a jagged tennis ball through your dick hole.

do you wanna make it or not? y

my dad gets one about very year

few years ago, had one so bad he went to the hospital.

i won't lie, if i ever get one, i will cry and moan until somethings gets done (hospital)..im not strong enough to do it myself

Soda causing kidneystones is broscience.