Enter the gym

>Enter the gym
>Put my headphones on
>Press play
>EVERYBODY RIIIIIISSEEEEEEE!!!

>walk into gym
>pull out boombox
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS
>fail bench rep

Insane Clown Posse?

>walk in to gym
>CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH

>enter gym
>I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

REEEEEEEEE

kek

>walk in
>Press play
>TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TOUNGUE

>Enter the gym
>Put my headphones on
>Press play
>I WANT A HENTAI GIRL FOR ME TO MAKE ME HAPPY

>enter gym
>put headphones on
>hit play
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>get on treadmill
>put headphones in
>LOVE IS IN DANGER

>walk in the gym
>music already playing
>BABY HOLD ME CLOSER IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>moonwalk into gym
>LETS TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME
>LETS TALK ABOUT SEX BAY-BY

> ITT autistic anons try and pretend they know about normie music, but post the lyrics wrong

>walk into the gym
>AAAAYYAAAYYYAAAAYYYYAAAAAAAA!!

>walk into gym
ITS HISTORY...

Artist?

S3RL - MTC

>Enter the gym
>IM A RED BLOODED ROUGH NECK SON OF A BITCH IM A GODDAMN AMERICAN CAPITALIST

How do you not know. S3rl is a god.

>Enter gym
>The choir I hired for the evening follows me closely

>Aller êrst lebe ich mir werde
>Sît mîn sündic ouge siht
>Daz reine lant und ouch die erde
>Der man sô vil êren giht
>Mirst geschehen des ich ie bat
>Ich bin komen an die stat
>Da got mennischlichen trat
>Schæniu lant rîch unde hêre
>Waz ich der noch han gesehen
>Sô bist duz ir aller êre
>Waz ist wunders hie geschehen!
>Daz ein magt ein kint gebar
>Here ubr aller engel schar
>Waz daz niht ein wunder gar?
>Hie lies er sich reine tovfen
>Daz der mensche reine si
>Do lies er sich hie verkovfen
>Daz wir eigen wurden fri
>Anders weren wir verlorn
>Wol dir sper kriuce vnde dorn
>Wie dir ze den ist din zorn
>Daz in dô des niht verdrôz
>Dast ein wunder alze grôz
>Aller wunder übergnôz

>hit play
BEEE HARD
FLEEX YOOUUUR MUSSELS
BEEEEEEEE HAAAAARRRRRDDD
>max out

>walking up to gym
>put in earbuds
>playing
>ON A COLD WINTER MORNING, IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT.

>walk into gym
>I TAKE MY LIFE LIKE I KEPT IT UP MY SLEEVES

pallastinlied?

>Enter gym
>Bitch I'm Madonna

Yep

>Enter gym
>Press play
>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein. Und das heißt: Erika

> Walk into gym
> Press play on boombox.
> BROTHERS I AM CALLING FROM THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS!
> Gym bros gather, manlets scurry into hiding
> Every lift is a PR

>Enter the gym
>Put my headphones on
>Press play
>ARAGAE, KIMI NO KOE KASURARE, RASEN
>[light music intensifies]

aragae, kimi no koe kasurare, rasen