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dear Veeky Forums,

do you believe in "retard strength"?

It seems logical to me.
Your brain dumbs your muscles down so you don't hurt yourself, retards don't have that.
Correct me if i'm wrong though, i don't know shit about the subject.

Yes, if you want proof just browse this board for 2 min

I've seen autists do things that take a lot of strength, so yes, but only to an extent. I don't think it's that they're stronger, they just don't think about hurting themselves or really about what they're doing.

...you win, sir.

one time when i was in grade 4 i went to this after school martial arts thing, i was a white belt and missed belt promotion day cause of a broken collar bone, ended up being 1/6 white belts and i had to fight this retard in front of the class who was a white belt, a lot stronger than me, i believe in it for sure

kek

I think it has more to do with their unability to control their strenght than actual strenght of their muscles.

Im fairly weak but once I get mad I can beat anyone
t.autist who didnt lose a single fight so far

>continued
at first the retard had the upper hand, no pun intended, when he would strike, so i taunted him because he became angry very easy, and it worked, but then he got super pissed then landed one good punch, knocked me to the ground, tore a whole in my pants, and prolapsed my anus with his retard penis which had tripled in size, not that i was looking, i knew when he came because he howled a sort of deep guttural retard howl, and passed out, later on i found out he wasn't actually retarded, he was on creatine

yes, did you never see the retard in school who used to flip out and throw tables and desks everywhere? they have no inhibitions

this is why

Le quality joke sir if this was leddit i would gild thy noble sire

Did your feelings get hurt snowflake?

If you ask your mummy nicely she might give some GBP discount on tendies

Le how strong are you?
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it's because retards trigger their adrenal glands much more easily

I've known only 2 actual retards in my life and both of them were weak as fuck so no

>implying anyone on Veeky Forums is strong

You shouldn't talk about your parents like that, user.

Fuck you, my teacher all kept saying I was smart and I could do literally anything I wanted with my life.

bruh

>my teacher all kept saying I was smart
My IQ went down just from being in the same thread as you.

I've worked with tards. Retard strength is no joke.

Did they recommend you to join the Marines before or after you ate your third box of crayons?

>get angry
>brain let's you lift more

>be retarded
>get angry
>brain let's you lift more

seems plausible to me

Ethiopians are the top tier of blacks, desu

That's like being the tallest midget.

wow le good maymay my man cratine is one hell of drug have an upvote!! lol xD

Have you even taken creatine before?

can safely say creatine doesn't make me break dojo rules and assault someone so badly they prolapse their anus and make up a story about it on Veeky Forums 8 years later

>>>/reddit/

C'mon, don't bullshit me. When did you stop sucking dicks for creatine and get some hepl?