I've started a new job in which I can work from home at the weekends to earn more money. Considering doing it because it's easy work and might let me fuck an 11/10 hot bitch every Monday night.
Plus I can pay them to pretend to give a fuck about my muscles.
Parker Bennett
polite bump
Oliver Gonzalez
politer bump
Juan Cook
never escorts but i used to go to asian massage parlors. i'd go in with 200 cash. just pay 60 for an hour massage and as they're massaging you they start to get lower toward your butt cheeks
you kinda spread your legs a bit and when they ask you to flip over and you've got a boner they ask if you want more
say yes and pull out 60 bucks and she will give you the best handjob of your life. some of them will let you feel their tits and ass while they do it
if you wanna fuck you pull out all your money and tell them you want full service
Kayden Bell
sounds like a lot of cash for a handjob
i mean wank with a moisturizer and you're simulating 80% of that experience
Caleb Hernandez
>60$ for a handjob nigga you got scammed
Matthew Howard
Why is this on fit and not another board?
Ethan Howard
this is the only board apart from /k/ that would have the balls to fuck an escort
Liam Martin
>have the balls to fuck an escort but not a willing girl
Stay chan, Veeky Forums
Robert Gonzalez
escorts are arguably more scary in my opinion
you don't want to get fucked over
fucking a standard naive chick who's wooed by muscles and any semblance of personality isn't hard to do
Kayden Jenkins
>$60 hj
Ian Stewart
Fucked this 10/10 Japanese bombshell for $250 in Hawaii. Time limit was 30 mins but I nut in 10. No regrets.
Jayden Rodriguez
>isnt hard to do it is Making a million is easier than getting a gf
Jonathan Cruz
yes i did an incall to the shittiest apartment on earth her dirty clothes were all over the place and she had a "clean" mattress to do the business on.
Leo Parker
I have a lot of experience with this in all honestly expect to pay upwards to 1k for 10/10 it's kinda a you get what you pay for exp, what town are you in?
Adrian Gray
I've done it several times. It's a professional service so the girls are always gorgeous - girls I'd never have a chance with in real life. The hotel room is provided too and they train the girls to give the perfect GFE so you get a passionate sex session and it's not like fucking a piece of meat that happens to be warm. 170 bucks for this experience every month or so is not too bad. It helps me keep sane too since I'd be fucking my own hand otherwise.
Carter Cruz
To continue my post you will also pay more for an outcall meaning they come to you, best is incall at least for the first time they will feel more comfortable
Andrew Ross
I have seen 4. Prob going to see #5 tonight. All were good experiences but a gf who likes you is better. But when no gf, banging someone out of your league is great. At least ive banged a 10/10 blond milf with big fake tits and a 10/10 chinese cutie with pepperoni nipples to suck on in my lifetime. Pic related is my next one, in a small town so not many to choose from now.
Wrap your willy and never kiss or eat them out. Have fun!
Gavin Nguyen
at least a girl has touched my dick fags
Eli Gray
looks really old tbqhwy
Aaron Ross
Why this is somewhat accurate the real pros will always make you wear a condom so no worries, also if she's a pro she will have a clean pussy and mouth so feel free to go town if that's your thing
Chase Sanders
Meh im into kinda old and used looking escorts desu. The dirty aspect turns me on. The older ones are better than 20 yo escorts imo
Kayden Collins
what city?
Asher Cox
The best advice I can give is to some research, don't use back pages unless you want aids, go to TER which is a site that lets you search for girls and read reviews, this way you can tell if her pics are legit and if she delivers on her services
Hunter Morgan
>ive banged a 10/10 blond milf with big fake tits >never kiss or eat them out what if your fantasy is to eat out 10/10 blond milf with big fake tits?
Andrew Smith
Not in the USA unfortunately for you but I'm sure there are services on par with this wherever you are. It's the world's oldest profession after all.
Liam Torres
Also expect to get turned down sometimes a lot of them want verification so they won't even see you unless you can get a recommendation from another girl, this is super normal. In fact if they don't ask for verification something could be wrong and you should proceed with caution or bail
William Watson
All that being said once you have a couple of sessions with a great girl you are basically in the system and can go balls wild with other chicks even ask for threesomes with multiple escorts well if they do doubles that is
Adrian Nelson
im not in us either seriously what city are you in i travel all around the globe
Aiden Sanchez
I should note that this is if you are in the US if your a Europe just go to a place with legal prostities
Colton Price
>10/10 >milf >big tits >fake tits
>10/10 >chinese >pepperoni nipples
jesus christ your standards are low
Lucas Rodriguez
I'm fairly certain that milf and chinese in this case are nor descriptions, but rather there as categories. For instance, when he says a 10/10 chinese girl, he doesn,t mean a 10/10 girl who happens to be chinese, but rather a 10/10 within the category of chinese girls. Likewise, a 10/10 within the paradigm of milfs
Camden Bailey
Exactly.
Lincoln Murphy
If you're curious about it just do it. Even if you feel bad about after, it's not like anybody will know. And you'll no longer be curious. And if it's a good experience than you'll have that
Camden Torres
SAD!
Mason James
will they mind if i'm an autist or not anons?
i'm a good looking guy but i have pubertal gyno thats slight but noticeable
Liam Hill
They get paid not to care. That's why you are paying them. You're not just paying for the sex, but you're also paying to bypass their personal standards and for them not to bug you after you bang them
Zachary Bailey
This is all gross and misogynistic. Paying money to get your dick wet is easily the most pathetic thing a man can do. Just go on tinder like a well-adjusted person
Thomas Cook
>>i'm a good looking guy but i have pubertal gyno thats slight but noticeable
You understand how prostitution works, right?
Camden Wood
Having sex with a girl way out of your league is decent but not worth the money. Do it every once in a while if you're extremely horny but don't make it a regular thing, it just isn't worth it unless you're into weird kinky shit that you could never tell your gf about
Jordan Moore
I was in Russia and my friends took me to a massage parlour / sauna and 8 girls walked out and lined up. I picked the hottest one, took her to our massage room and we just got undressed and fucked raw for an hour, she didn't even speak English
$40 dollars
Felt good man
Gabriel Thompson
Where's your million then?
Tyler Roberts
>go on tinder like a well-adjusted person KEK
Anthony Carter
I'd just feel weird/awkward fucking someone who is not into me, also fucking a bitch that does it for a job makese uncomfortable
Nicholas Harris
you are wasting away now, like Freddie Mercury and Eazy E. Whens the last time you got an AIDS test?