Who else here wears lederhosen for costume parties and festivals and such? It's easily the most aesthetic attire to showcase your gains. You dont walk around with yiur shirt off like a tool do you?Don't you want to ooze alpha confidence? (Disclaimer: only wear lederhosen if you are thicc. It doesn't matter how ripped you are, if you are ottermode or less you will look aweful.)
Lederhosen=Aesthetic
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>culturally appropriating my bavarian heritage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Are you implying my grandfather was not from germany?
Looool left guy goes to my gym
Bist du es?
>2 Reinhardt tank meta
Looks good, needs Ana
would become OPs twink boi
I don't go out. Also, dressing up is fucking gay.
They dress like girl scouts. No thanks.
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You americans and your "Well, the friend of my uncles grand grand grandfather was german so technically I am german".
Like, sure, every American descended from europeans because you killed all the natives, but no one gives a shit.
This is the guy from beerfest
>Germans mad about cultural appropriation of "muh heritage"
>even though my heritage is the same across just 2 generations
>Like, sure, every American descended from europeans because you killed
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I don't give a fuck about 'cultural appropriation' because its a fucking retarded concept, I am just tired of Amerifats telling me that teyh are 0,3% Spanish, 7% French, 1,38% German and whatever the fuck.
Lol fuck being Spanish
>speak german with my family
>all of my ancestors from Germany, Austria, and probably a few from Switzerland
>"what you're German too, so am I. Spreken zie dutch???"
This is why you'll stay a loser and females don't give you attention
And I'm sick of you perverts squatting on my website, babbling about "we wuz kaisers n shit" in the ruins of your dead culture.
Pic related, typical pervert kraut
I have a gf. Neither of us like going out to shit like that. I'm around dip shits at work all day. Why would I want to be around more of them on my days off? Go hiking instead.
Needs more lederhosen
Oh my god if I met an American wearing lederhosen I would die laughing
>almost good thread
>ruined by faux race baiting
cmon guys
>mfw this will be piefke cultural heritage in 1 generation.
Thats point, its suppose to be fun, but also aesthetic
Is he doin it right?
What if you look Nordic though
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>wars between tribes justify wholesale genocide of all indigenous people by the europeans
is this what passes as an argument now
Don't lie to yourself, Americans are dark haired manlets, you will never look like nordic master race
Liederhosen is traditional hiking attire lol.
>Implying I need a justification
Fuck em all to hell m8, they were just pissing away a continent full of resources. I like what my ancestors have done with the place.
Don't listen to this Roach. We need every fit young germanic for the upcoming crusade in europe
Deus Vult!
>tribes fighting each other in their own lands justifies europoors crossing the sea to wipe out their culture for good
murican education
>be american
>live in crime infestet shithole that claims to be a first world country
>get shot once agian
>hits vital organs this time
>can't afford to go to er
>die
just gonna ignore that 90% of the actual work was done by slave labor :^)
>being this braindead
and thats why murica is a shithole
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back when they were 90% white it was a pretty nice place.
just learn from their mistakes
Yeah one hundred years ago in Germany and shit.
Lol guess again. I live in northern California
>All the luxury of a progressive social democracy
>Gun rights assured by federal government
>Weed is legal
>I live in wide open country side in the most fertile valley in all the world.
But by all means continue to project about a continental power based on your assumptions of a few inner cities.
>All this guilt
In the South. We paid the chinks and paddies fair and square ;)
Stop lying to yourself.
The only chocies you have in america is living in crime infested cities or in backwards ass rural areas ruled by christian extremists.
>Getting your feelers caught up in a complex social conflict 400 yes old
And I'm braindead.
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>twisting my words that much
it should have been
>"getting your feelers caught up about human garbage scum turning the world into a shithole like murica is"
LEDERHOSEN!! Focus guys
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Where are you from? Pick any European country and I'll show you ten times the frivolous cruelty that has ever taken place here.
Switzerland
Arnold
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Thicc man in lederhosen always looks like actor from hardoce fetish gay porn.
Trust me, I know...
I wouldn't mind seeing that
Okay so shall we start with the wilful cooperation with Nazis in WW2 or the funding of the hapsburgs empire leading up to and during WW1? Or should we talk about the habitual cruelties of war committed by the dukes of Savoy through centuries of rule? There are no innocents in history.
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THICC
someone please explain the calf socks