Why is bike riding so boring?

Why is bike riding so boring?

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They places you go are boring

if you're going fast enough you can explore a whole county in one session

if anything, it's less boring than running or swimming

Possibly

I enjoy running more.

go on a trail and then tell me how boring it is fuckboi

Thinking of getting a kayak instead

Because you can never peddle fast enough.
Also the weather has to be good.

Cycling in the alps is life.
Beatiful landscape, hard climbs, good beer on the top, fast descends.

this guy knows what's good

running > biking in every way

Because you're boring

i was riding a bike yesterday and it started to feel like the seat was entering my anus

Has your bf mentioned anything about you being looser?

no he has a micro penis so he didn't notice

>biking but just on water

Mountain biking is fun.

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I live in a place that has a ton of mountain biking but 30-60 minutes of hill climbing for 5-10 minutes of a mediocre thrill doesn't seem worth it(I still do it once in awhile tho). There were a bunch of sick jumps and stuff but the forest service and hippies keep removing them or piling shit on the run up.

I'd rather just go running or swimming.

>Inb4 drive 50 miles and pay $40 for a lift ticket at a ski resort.

How small is your county?

Fake.
Bike but no butt?
Sad

thats someones mommy right now. im so jealous i wasnt the kid that got to suck on her tits

I don't mind the climbs. Makes me feel like I got some good cardio in especially if I do multiple loops.

Are you riding on some pussy bike trails? Try riding in the streets of a big city, it's quite a rush dodging cars.

It's not as exhilarating as being chased by bears after your open peanut butter jars.

I love you

Maybe it's how long is their session.

Most of the US counties are quite small (although there is a lot of variation). In the UK you couldn't explore a whole county in a day, partly due to typical size and the amount of shit to explore.

Is this you
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this

how is this even funny

It's nig humor. You crackers wouldn't understand.

Looks like the chick took a wrong turn off the lake shore in Chicago. I've been down there before but she's lucky she didn't get run over on one of the busiest highways in Chicago.

I don't even know how that happens since they are signs everywhere saying do not enter multiple times.

I don't get the comeback.
If he has a micropenis, wouldn't he notice the fact that it actually slips in and out more easily, since you got looser?
Now if he had a macropenis (?), he actually wouldn't notice you got looser, since he is packing a weapon anyway.
Did I got this the wrong way around?

>Supposedly boring thing
>Makes thread about boring thing
What compelled you?

I hate kayaking, it's so damn uncomfortable on the back

cuz u hav no gf to suck u off at the end of the trail m9