CHAD eats PIZZA and BANGS STACY

CHAD eats PIZZA and BANGS STACY

while

YOU eat CHICKEN BREAST and JERK OFF

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IKR? Why do these scrubs bother if they don't have chad genetics?

We do the best we can with what we got

CHAD also PLAYS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL at a GLOBALLY RESPECTED UNIVERSITY

while

YOU get you AA at COMMUNITY COLLEGE then STATE UNIVERSITY

he's not always banging a stacy though. he's plowing a 5-6/10 that is deeply loved by some dude who thought he'd found a special girl.

Who cares what a pretty boy mulatto does with 7/10 anyways OP? Pick a better picture next time. There are more deserving Chads and Stacys.

...

CHAD ALWAYS WINS

I'M SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT CHAD?

YOU WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO FIND OUT WOULD YOU?

Can't even tell if he's mulatto anymore to be honest lol. This chick is much hotter than the other three.

holy shit I never noticed the clubbed nails before, dude is probably already dead of lung cancer or heart failure by now

who's that manlet? girls are leaning and he's barely a head taller. probably not even 6'1" lmao. also he kinda looks fat desu.

how about YOU tell ME?


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>6'3" in shoes aka burger 6'1" aka 6"
why do americans do this to themselves?

user, let your unhealthy obsession with this kid at your high school go or just ask him to hang out sometime so you can move on with your life. I guarantee you could get pussy too if you actually tried throughout high school - the good news is that it isn't too late to start trying now.

aka youre jealous on a japanese imageboard?

why do european mohammads do this to themselves?

DELET

nah mate you live in a country of liars, live with it.
t. had to refrain myself from laughing at """6'2"""" americans several times
I don't know this fatty but he is no CHAD.

>played football when I was 10
>was the only thing I was ever good at in my life besides playing piano
>get to my division superbowl but lose, its w/e
>mom makes me quit because she doesnt want me getting hit
>I become a loser skeleton who is good at nothing

Love her but hate she did that shit to me

this is what coping looks like

holy fuck you're right.

someone needs to tell that guy to get a checkup.

/R9KKK/

he has a face like a dog. I swear I've seen dogs with the same face.

>cope

Mfw Veeky Forums is literally this retarded that they'll respond hundreds of times to the same threads.

if you think that's chad and those are staceys then you must live in an area filled with ugly fucking people my dude

fuck off and leave this place

COPE WITH THE FACT YOU'RE NOT CHAD

I'm glad he's happy. Wish I could be.

GOD DAMN BITCH I AM NOT A BEACH BOY

This infinity

>chad friend claims muh high metabolism
>goes through 3 whole pizzas a week
>works panera and gets free sammich
>minimal work outs twice a month
>cut as hell
>different bitch for every day of the month

>me
>1200 cal deficit
>heavy lifts
>look like shit
>0 pussy
>workout 6 times a week
>have to put effort to make it

Why the fuck am I alive

i'm better looking than that guy. dude's got soft, meaty features. mine are chiseled.

he's lying

>I didn't just JERK OFF THE CHICKEN and LET it EAT MY BREASTS
while THIS SON OF A BITCH has BETTER HEADPHONES than YOU

No, Chad eats pizza and bangs Stacy who got 100 dicks inside her

while

I drink milk and have a tomboy teenage girlfriend whose cherry I popped

Wouldn't change my life for his life, to be quite honest.

YOU fuck CHAD while PIZZA works OUT. PIZZA has CHEESE, PEPPERONI, and SAUSAGE. YOU eat HOTPOCKETS while DOMINOES makes the PIZZA. YOU deliver the PIZZA to STACY's SLUMBER Party where STACY puts PIZZA in her MOUTH. Why even bother when it's all about the BREAD, SAUCE, and TOPPINGS?

chad's a fat guy? pretty sure I can steal his girl.

Pizza isn't unhealthy.