/fraud/

>forgot to take cialis and viagra in advance
>girl is going to be here in 10 minutes
fuck

guess it's time for 30 minutes of foreplay

Nigga get some kamagra jelly, it's cheaper and acts in less than 15 minutes

how long should i lift before doing my first cycle? im coming up on 1 year of lifting and i want to do a beginner test cycle. will i fuck up my tendons, etc? i'm in my late 20s so there's no concern with regards to my growth plates, etc.

I just realized that since I switched back from one routine to the ol' Arnold Split, I haven't started deadlifting again. I'm gonna have to get in on that tomorrow and see if I can hit any PR's.

>I haven't started deadlifting again
please do

dont let these dyels convince you dls are a meme

I was doing Serge Nubrets routine, and there was no deadlifting. I forgot to add it back into my new routine lmao

Hopefully gonna make sick forearm and trap gains on this tren

Fugg. That pic caught me off guard. Looks uncannily like my little sister.

sure it does

give jerry her number

If I add tren to TRT will it show up on my bloods?

depends whats being tested. but 80% of the lab reqs Id say yes

Just a tip for the new guys about make a huge mistake and buy high concentration test in the future. Don't do it. Stick with a 300mg/ml mix and if you do happen to buy 500mg/ml, be sure to buy sterile filtered gso and cut it or you will have extremely painful test crystals in your muscles for a good week.

or come into the 21st century and inject yourself subcutaneously gramps

tfw putting 5mg anavar in gfs cereal every morning so she can fulfill my musclefu fetish. she keeps complaining about tight muscles kek.

haha

injecting 1ml+ of test subq is asking for an abscess.

whats wrong user? cant handle that deep IM injection?

thanks for the diagnosis dr.broscience

Is anavar a waste of money

>read old dnp cycle reports
>mfw some of them just suddenly stops
h-haha jokes on them I'm only going for 250ed

are you a grill

Yeah that freaked me out a bit too. Especially when I went to their profile and they haven't made any posts since the thread asking about DNP.

I'm dyel male so basically

>his last post ever
>"guys I've haven't felt so good since I increased the dosage to 400, gonna go back to 200 again"

>haha dont worry bro im only taking 500mg im not crazy enough to take 1g
>peaks at 1.3g
>dies

>sweating like a pig sitting still with a fan blowing on me due to dnp
>gf texts me she's horny and coming over

>get $ off my health insurance if I track steps
>running ed
Theyre going to end up paying me to insure me

God bless fatties, making this shit necessary

How little we talkin?
Post her armpits

from this chart, it seems like 125mg would be the best option

Is it unethical to give my dog tren? Obviously it's safe for animals because it's made for cattle. What's a good dose if he's 150 lbs?

Gaining muscle and losing fat at the same time with a 600-800cal deficit of Test E and Var

Possible?

How do you get rid or stop having muscle pumps on tren? I'm 5 weeks in, with test e trt weekly. I keep getting these fucking intense abdominal pumps. Feels awful! I have to stop everything I'm doing and lay prone on the floor for a min for it to subside. Internet is telling me its a hydration, potassium or magnesium issue. Any anons get these? What helps?

On the positive side, leaner than i was when i was a teenager so fuark yeh!

tfw want to blast tren while on TRT but dont want to pin every day

>"user why is your cum yellow... and why does it smell like fertilizer?"

Hi guys.

I'm having a lot of problems at my gym with people. Remember I said the PTs were real dyel? Well one of them (skinniest one) is telling everyone that would listen that "hurr durr This guy uses steroids and lies to people that he doesn't". All I wanted was to make some friends at the gym but now this guy is telling people that I'm a liar and stuff and they hate me at the gym. This PT , like 5'2" 110 lbs, dislikes me because he thinks I use steroids, so he follows me around and just slams the weights as loud as he can next to me to try to intimidate me.

But of course I don't use steroids. That's why I'm such a skinny little bitch that he feels comfortable to try and intimidate me.

There is a couple guys at the gym on steroids, people just leave them alone. Because they're intimidating. Guys that use steroids are intimidating. No one tries to bully them. No one tries to push them around.

Being natural sucks, people at the gym try to bully you and accuse you of using steroids. But if you do use steroids, no one accuses you of using steroids. If they asked me why I was making good progress, I would tel them to eat sugar after they worked out, which is what Bimbo told me to do, and it works for sure, because I'm making progress. But instead they just try to bully you and slam weights next to you to compensate for being 5'2. Wow.

I don't wanna be natural anymore I don't think. I'm tired of people pushing me around.

Side note. Rows fixed my posture, and I gained 3+ inches of height.

6'1" 185 lbs

The guys in the gym that use steroids have forearms like tree trunks. If you have forearms like tree trunks, no one tries to bully you. I've been doing mast's wrist roller until there are tears in my eyes, every single day, to try to get big enough forearms that people don't try to bully me anymore. But it doesn't work, no matter how hard I do it. I actually do it until I cry, every single time, and look.

Look at my forearms. You could bully this guy.

tren e is a thing...

I'm actually fond of daily pinning. I'm a nurse so it's kind of fun to pretend like I'm my own swole doctor giving me daily shots of that golden sweat of the gods. I'm pretty meticulously with pinning. 23 1.5in guage for quads and ventros, 25g and sometimes 23 1in for delts. I could pin every day for years. Just rotate sites. There are like 4 sites for each quad

Yeah. Increase workload, clean up diet and increase calories though

Hm, alright. I currently do a PPLPPLx with one cardio day on my rest day, getting 1800cals (high protein, medium fat, low carb). My TDEE is about 2600ish. Should that be good?

What exactly is wrong with roiding when you're dyel?

You might make someone with a weak ego feel bad by surpassing them, and then even with steroids they'd be a lame nobody.

>tfw bought a cycle 8 months ago
>tfw still haven't used it

Is it too late now?

scared 2 pin u little bitch? hahahaha little boy man..

Just wear it on your hand while you masturbate.

:( yes

getting slightly emotional (slightly tearing up) about feeling so good while on test e, e2 getting high or just test finally kicking in?

That's a sin.

Unless you're a girl or other cutting agents don't work for you, yes. Var is v expensive

She's about the same age as the girl in the pic. Not you're type.

>Wonder if I can post anzu's without getting banned.

>slightly emotional
>e2 getting high
Dont become a woman user

Planning on giving a new source a go. He seems genuine and wants bloods done. I'm thinking of getting private bloodwork done again.

What would /fraud/ expect back for getting bloodwork done for a sauce?

Not source related

How do you guys screen a source? i mean i got three diffrent "suppliers" and i want to know more about if they are reputable but all i find is other schmucks like me who say they are good.

tl.dr
How to get close to lab grade stuff?

Weighted ab crunches. Russian twists with weights

50% off your order

Make it yourself (if legal to do so ;^)). Mexicans in the 50s and 60s were making it out of soy ffs.

You could also send it to get analyzed somewhere, there's also sometimes a handful of tests where it should be a certain ph or density or do something when heated to a certain temperature and so on. I dunno specifics tho, I thought this was an Oly general tbqh.

No it's not obvious. Things like the renal systems vary a hell of a lot. Think about this: cats can drink salt water fine but die when exposed to lilies. Chocolate is bloody poisonous to dogs.

If you're desperate to do it, at the very least get an education of the canine renal system and more general shit like the typical mammalian muscle growth pathways and what tren does in relation to that. Unless tren is somehow your pets last hope of living a couple more years of a happy life (it won't be) don't use it as a lab animal. If something goes wrong you'd have to put him down yourself, that takes a very specific mindset that I would hope you don't want to have with a pet.

I want to shed off a few pounds of fat after my blast before I go away on a trip. I would us dnp but I work in a steel plant so it would probably kill me. Should I just bite the bullet and do t3/clen or just t3?

/fraud/ is a lot cooler.

I wasted a whole week of my 16 week cycle. I wasn't drinking but i playing video games like an autist and didn't work out. I uninstalled all of them. Garbage is addicting.

Any of you guys cope with this stuff? All I can do now is focus on the remaining time I have (plenty) but I feel so ashamed. I will never play another video game in my life again i swear. I'm 18 and that's too old.

I easily lost muscle and gained fat. Probably enough to offset the first week of my cycle.

Everything in moderation man. You're like the fatties who get an epiphany and then throw out all their soda and chocolate and then 2 days later completely cave in and binge.

That's what you're going to do. You're going to go for a short while and then cave. Video games are absolutely fine. You need your down time and release but moderation is key. Give yourself hard limits on how long you can play for and stick to them.

Ive gotten free vials or $100 aud credit

Kind of, I actually uninstalled em a week ago but then installed one to pass time and BOOM relapse.

I remember when I was in high school I almost never played video games because I always had some sport to practice for. I gotta have that dedication now.

is boldenone any good senpai ?

>Eternal hunger
>Blood thicker than syrup
>won't give bitch tits that bad
>Low but quality mass
>Won't look like a water balloon
>Turn into a horse

Stack with tren and/or mast for good synergy.

Stop being gay and just ignore people. People look for reactions, if you stop giving reactions they'll stop doing stupid shit.

But in order to ignore people, properly, feeling little to nothing about their stupid shit you need to stop caring about people. Not just being selective with it too, stop caring about everyone.

This doesnt mean be cold or unkind either.

what

>MODS PLEASE DONT BAN ME THE ANZU IS RELEVANT TO THE POST AS IT VISUALLY DEMONSTRATES MY CONFUSION ON THE STATEMENT

You cannot ignore people if you value others, while you may not react and starve them of what they crave you still feel something to what they have done or said...So you havent ignored their shit you just havent reacted.

and why are you being banned for posting the transvestite?

Aw, no answer? I'm assuming my cals can work, I'll give it a go

Puts a cross in his trip
Uses the 666 muh Satan meme image

Man I'd hate to be you when I die user.

Mfw they'll think I'm a christfag for saying this and post more le edgy devil shit.

>So you havent ignored their shit you just havent reacted.

Well that's just internal semantics. Your assumption is that ignorance is a personal virtue rather than perceived. Ignorance can be both perceived and personal. To the third party observer, either one will do the job.

>and why are you being banned for posting the transvestite?
ANZU IS NOT TRANSVESTITE. ANZU IS A GIRL.

I spam posted a ton of Anzu's in the previous thread because it was dead and some butthurt faggot reported me.

>Uses the 666 muh Satan meme image

The fuck are you going on about m8?

Tell me about caber. Does it make you want to fuck everything that moves?

Its not wrong, its just that there is the possibility that you are going to buy illegal substances, put your body in danger and have all this hassle and then make 0 gains because you are a noob and dont have the discipline to lift like you are supposed to do.

I have a dyel friend who started his first cycle 1 month ago and hes already saying "man i fucking hate going to the gym". If he lifted for atleast a year natty and made gains, it is certain that he would never think about quitting or skipping sessions.

So tl:dr if you are a 100% sure you will stay focused and follow your routine without exception, then go ahead do it.

Second run of DNP in the last 6 months. Ran only 250mg for 7 days before getting crazy hives despite taking benadryl a few days before and throughout the cycle. Now bloated af on prednisone and it sucks ass. Was very careful with the supps I was taking and drank plenty of water and everything... just wasn't meant to be boys.

Caber is to Prolactin as Aromasin is to Estrogen

It's to control the levels caused by certain compounds. Tren supposedly makes you want to fuck everything that moves, but if you don't properly dose the caber/AI with it, you'll be limp dick joe.

I did a dnp cycle.

TAKE BENADRYL

Lots of people overlook this. Had a gnarly histamine release. Hands swollen, fever, and throat swelled up so bad I almost couldn't breathe.

> be me
> have eczema (dermatagraphia)
> go through about 10 pills a day just so my skin doesn't feel like it's on fire

Caber doesn't make you want to fuck anything. It doesn't enhance libido. It just makes sure your libido doesn't go to shit.

>not actually setting your skin on fire to SHOCK THE BODY and confuse it into getting better
step it up senpai.

On 600mg test pw and 0.25mg adex e3d, having issues with stiff joints, low estrogen?

check the filesize

0.25 e3d shouldn't be too much in general but everyone reacts differently. Go to 0.125 e3d and see how it goes.

you ever had a staph infection with eczema? I was biting my hands and punching walls and shit just to distract myself

which color would u buy?

idk fag

Please DON'T bully me.

The white on black contrast looks pretty good.

>sandals
dude gross

Which color matches your fanny pack?

npp solo is the best side free blast ever

for anyone whos ever had problems with estro and dead dick, try this

Top right

>nandrolone with no testosterone
>functional penis
Pick one

I like the white kind too but I'm scared the white color will get dirty easily