Tfw gf bought chinese bathtub chemicals without telling me

>tfw gf bought chinese bathtub chemicals without telling me
>tfw we're the same height
>tfw I'm natty and scared she might get bigger than me
what do Veeky Forums?

if ur both into lifting and shes not even comfortable telling you that she juices you should probably just break it off

Replace it with olive oil

Accept your new role as the sub of your relationship

Also,
>being the same height as your gf
When will manlets ever learn?

she said she was going to tell me eventually

I don't want to kill her

how fast is she going to grow?

The moment when you see this as a problem

Tfw I see this as a solution to my problem

having a gf with 3d delts and bigger arms than you is a problem

>how fast is she going to grow?
Faster than you.

Do you think she'll let you out of you cuckcage often?

don't know user, i'm not a manlet so it's not a problem i will ever have

Tell her you were always a closet homo, so her getting some chest hair, thick arms and a tiny dick is a wonderful gift to explore your homosexuality. Also practise your "oh fuck me daddy" moans.

anabolic vaginal liquids

congrats op, you're fucking a man

DELET

Who said she was gonna be bigger than

Dyels when will they learn

If she pins she's going to get bigger than him.

>accidentally look at my wife's search history
>she's looking for a source for test
>she's started binding and wears more masculine clothing lately
what do I do this is a natty household

Dump her and go for the real deal.

take advantage of her being able to bully you because you will regret it if you break up with her without doing that.

go gay, that'll teach her

Is that Roman Davidoff? Gorgeous guy.

picture on right is 100% photoshoped

I've literally dumped girls for gaining 10 lb. I sure as fuck would dump a stupid bitch who turned herself into a juiced out freak. If that sounds silly or superficial, it isn't. This is how the world works. Unless you're married and your life will be fucked by divorce, there is zero reason to stay in a relationship with someone you are no longer attracted to.

no

>man forearms
she was really cute

What's the point of women working out, again? Besides running and squats.

So what's the verdict lads, am I gay if I like the one on the right more?

Time to ask her to buy you some as well

So their closet queer boyfriends can be with a ripped guy without the social embarassment of actually being with a guy.