Masturbationaless May

It's perfectly safe, if you body needs to empty your sack it will, you'll get a wet dream

Literally no negatives, complete restoration of your body how nature intended

All right. Let me finish this fap session and I'm in.

10 days of no fap and pretty convinced this is a meme.
Only difference is that I have more free time and find 5-6/10's attractive which is degenerate ( aka feeling desperate )
Here's my /nofap adventure 3 years ago :
>do nofap for 30 days back in 2014
>build guts to ask out crush at uni
>she pretends that it never happened
>I understood it and didn't get stucked in friendzone and gtfo'd out as soon as possible
>went out afterwards with 6/10
>got laid and immediately felt disgusted and broke up with her 1 day later
>felt like killing myself for 2 months straight

I'll do it ! ! I think I have a porn addiction which slowly corrupted my fetishes.

I'll try. My ruke of thumb: if I can access Veeky Forums, I can access porn. This website makes my weekend double night shifts go by quickly.

Its 1st of may 00:54 AM and i just fapped already lost

are there any pros?

I'M IN MOTHERFUCKERS

>have more free time and find 5-6/10's attractive which is degenerate ( aka feeling desperate )
>i stopped filling my mind with porn every day and started noticing women irl, it was awful

Jesus christ no wonder we're dying out and being replaced by ahmed and mkembe

...

makes sense - im in boyos

Enjoy your prostate cancers.

In for commitment

already on day 3, so why not

>spilling your holy juices because some random girl said so

not gonna make it sorry

>have sex with girl
>feel great afterwards

>jerk off in bathroom
>feel crappy afterwards

Did I condition myself to have this happen from years of being alone and jerking off and feeling bad about myself for being alone?

>she tells me she wants to see my cum
>sends a picture of said cum

how autistic are you mate? next time that happens (probably wont) tell her to come over instead

i just ended up on fit because im board out of my mind but glad to see im not the only one with this goal for may.

talking of may to stop wanking look at Theresa May once a day to keep the trouser snake away

Yes I was already 8 days in with no problems and relapsed just to start fresh and go for whole May.

Lets get it lads.

Let do this! I'm in.

leggo im all for this

Alright, I'm in too.

I'll give it a try but I've yet to beat my record of 27 days

YEAH LETS DO THIS!

I did 40 days a few years ago but fucked up and ruined it. I'm 7 days into this already, the plan is to go until January.

rolling

Here

Fuck it. Let's do this. I've never participated it shit like this before so this'll be fun

I'm new here, can somebody please explain this masturbation cult?

>About to visit grad school with my Mom this week
>5 days in a hotel with her

Prime time to practice not jacking it.

To top it off, a jacked dude at the gym legit confused me with Canelo Alvarez today (im white) then took a pic with my and posted it on instagram.

Posted that shit on Facebook, rollin in the likes, great ego boost, can totally not beat it now.

You mean no porn.

I'm in, getting rid of distractions.

fantasy is still porn

nofap is a meme.
noporn is actually beneficial to your mental and sexual health.

costco

Very much this.

Although some who know nofap is bs physically still swear it helps them hit on chicks because they cant jack it

It kinda helps me because Ill be talking to chicks on tinder and I get worked up and jack it and then dont care.

I've never done nofap or noporn, so i'll give it a shot.

Still april for another hour for me, so I'll do a final one gun salute before retiring my chumbo.

Here's hoping I don't have a raging boner at work every day.
It's a labor job, so I'm more concerned of it getting flattened than people seeing it.

haven't lurked fit in a while. What are the benefits of cold showers?

Must have not been lurking for a couple years senpai

Google 'Cold Showers' for starters

Yeah but spending time doing something constructive instead of being on a computer looking up porn is more productive.

Just like this guys said

But what if I fap like 3 or 4 times a day. Every day?

Would it be alright to go cold turkey for a week or two (or all of may, in the case of this thread), then try again but fap once a day or less?

whenever you have the urge to purge, it doesn't really matter. just don't fry your sexual stimuli by looking at pictures/videos in order to do it.

doesn't that mean I can fap tonight free of guilt?
I'm in

i understand its good for you but what do cold showers have to do with nofap?

no it's been almost a year since I was actively lurking fit daily. Not sure you know wtf you're talking about here and just trying to look like an oldfag. Regardless, still would like to hear what fit has to say about cold showers

I'm in lads

No bamboozles this time

That's a satisfying gif, friend

rolling

1st nofap/noporn for me.
Lets go

Sure, why the fuck not.

Sure. I'll do this and might as well add cold shower meme to it.

i jacked it 4 times today. am also 8 inches but cant get laid for the life of me

>>lol

>move to big city
>know I'll totally get laid now
>I'll never fap again
>four months of rejection and no fapping later
>don't feel different physically
>but wasn't paying attention
>mentally I'm destroyed
>can't get laid in new fucking orleans
>fap for first time in four month

It was ridiculously pleasurable.

Still depressed though.

Baton Rouge-ian here. I'm not a huge advocate of prostitution but I did once pay to go into the champagne room of a strip club on Bourbon street.

Fucked a stripper ayyyyy

I've gone to a chinese happy ending place a couple times.

And a strip club a couple times but haven't done champagne room yet.

Didn't wanna drop the hundreds of dollars and they never quite tell me what will happen in there. I do have a cute story though:

>go to bourbon street strip club
>lap dances are 40 bucks
>pick this super petite girl covered in yakuza looking tattoos
>full back and everything
>go to do the dance
>she gives me four dances for the price of one while she tells me about her elder scrolls online character

lol nice

mine was kind of a horror story.

Most people open up to me really easily. I'm very easy to talk to and people feel safe around me.

Well the stripper I fucked proceeds to tell me she is one month pregnant. We fuck and then talk for a while. She opens up everything. We fuck a second time.

As we are getting dressed to leave the room she starts balling crying about her heroin addiction and how her 4-year old son was begging her not to abort the child she's currently carrying

[pic related]

Oh man. So I'm on the massage table.

I feel compelled to make small talk with the woman and ask her what country she is from and stuff, how did you get into this blah blah.

Then I ask what her first date was like. Weird question I know.

Starts off pretty normal, they went out dancing.

Ends with her and a female friend in a car chase driving away from a group of men.

Scariest part thoug hwas when I was getting dressed, she goes over and cleans her hands with sanitizer. then as I zip up she looks at me with a moment of panic and trots over with the bottle and goes "oh honey you should use...oh never mind, you didn't touch my pussy"

Thank god I only got the handjob.

Fucking double bert stare at that.........

fuck that dude. just get on tinder

Oh I got tinder stories too.

Every one of my stories are god awful.

Damn beat me to it

She just wanted to fuck you over my bro

>start stroking my cock
>open up fit
>see this thread in the catalog
Looks like I'm on board boys.

i need this. sign me up. dubs for jack-offless june as well.

I'm going to fap today itself. There's no reason not to unless you're addicted to porn

Do or do not Veeky Forums, there is no try

sure bruh I'll do a week

Niggress degenerate

i'll see if i can dive in for a week.

I'm in, I have to be productive this month because of exams. But I'll have a last one today.

Im in. First week gonna be the toughest. The it should ease up I hope

checking in

how do i deal with blueballs? after 4 days nofap it gets difficult to walk because of the pain

Nofap May here I come

Yeah I am in.
Seeing stuff like and not even feeling anything down there, is a sure sign that my brain is kinda fucked. So noporn and nofap for a while.
Also, pic related, though I might go the whole 3 month without jerking in, and then doing in once a week.

You have to get a woman to stomp them for you bro. Preferably wearing high heels.

first day, will not fap until I get a girlfriend and get fit, starting today, had my last wank yesterday.

How can I show proof?

I'm in !

Alright let's go

I'll give myself 6 days

I'm doing it lads.

I'm in!!!!!!!

Lmao so there are multiple studies thay show frequent ejaculation reduces chances of prostate cancer. Why on earth should it mean that not ejaculating is a one way ticket to prostate cancer?

>double dubs
no choice but to join user

CANT IM GOING TO A BACHELOR PARTY THIS MONTH WITH TONS OF DRUNK SLUTS PROBABLY SO IF I GIVE UP MASTURBATION THIS MONTH IM GONNA NUT PRE-ME YA HEARD?

I am in.

Was just about to then I saw this thread. I'll give it a go.

Post ending in 06 is pretty spoopy confirmation

fuck it lets go

I fapped this morning once, but i'm interested. I guess i'm in?

It's supposed to be the toughest? I'm finishing week 1 in a few hours and I didn't feel a thing.

alright boyos i'm in

I can't even survive more than one day