Bulking is hard

I'm assuming it's not all at once? On phone so can't check.

Keto as fuck desu

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>mfw

It only says that he broke in one time and when the cops found him he was chugging down dozens of gallons.

"Mr Carter faces a total of 35 years in jail"

This whole article is bull shit, right?

I saw the article with that guys face a couple of weeks ago. He wasn't drinking oil, he was eating dozens of cheeseburgers.

yep, this article is clearly bullshit
25 gallons of oil would kill any man. he was probably drinking sips from a 25 gallon receptacle, if at all

>35 years in jail

Even in Florida that can't be real, we're talking about petty theft here

#fuckskinnygetbig

Even a 500lb man would probably collapse and die after drinking two gallons of vegetable oil in succession so this article is clearly satirical.

>"Mr Carter faces a total of 35 years in jail, but he’s already offered to pay for all the damage he caused and Burger King could possibly agree to a settlement and accept to drop the charges."

Lel

unsaturated fats are good r-right?

Holy.. where can I get some Uranium?

>All these spooky skeleton damage control

Kek stop being some limp-wristed cucks and get big.

Only in Florida do things like that happen. Reminder that someone died there after a bug eating contest.

5%er in the making.

SO EDGY XD INCLUDE ME IN LE SCREENSHOT!

Do americans really do this?

Always makes me laugh seeing the fatty goatie. Just the thought that they would have no visible chin/natural end to their face without it is immensely amusing

CCCMMMOOONNN triceps feed me some oil please i need to get BBBBIIIIIGGG

I need to get out of this fucking state.

im ded

haha epic

hey next time why don't you say that to my face mother fucker not online and see what happens

> Miami
> Burger King being closed and empty at 2am
Calling bullshit.

>All parts of Miami are like Vice City!
Kill yourself bucko.

i m never going to make it

That probably didn't happen.

dude i refuse this is even humanly possible. the stomach cant contain 25 gallons, unless he was puking it up and then forcing it back

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Does he even /bulk/ tho?

Jesus christ

>not eating over a years worth of calories per day
>making it

Pick one.

>theft by unlawful taking

>over 4 years of total fat, in one day

this kills you, does it not? how do you not die of some shit

That Vitamin E intake tho

Dying is just another way of leaving humanity behind

Whatever it takes, right babe?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

>“My wife’s put me on a tofu and raw vegetable diet, and I couldn’t take it anymore. I waited till she was asleep and went to the restaurant to get a couple burgers, but it was closed. I was starving and depressed, and I totally lost it.”

Wtf
I swear you cannot make this up

imagine what it's going to be like when he has to take a shit, they'll have to call in the army corps of engineers just to unclog that toilet.

no wonder the hulk is so fucking smashed breh

No. You're body can't process that much oil at once, what would happen is that most of it wouldn't be able to emulsify, the over whelming vast majority would pass through your digestive track and give you horrible diarrhea

>763000/3500 = 218 lbs of fat gained
There's just no way. He can't be human.

jesus user do you click on the millionth visitor links too? its not real get a grip

>Quads of question asking

>35 years for BnE
yeah it's fake

>nearly 400 years of recommended fat intake in one sitting

P E A K P E R F O R M A N C E

ROLLiN

>the math here
this is why we Veeky Forums

S I P B O Y S

At least he got his daily iron

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Boogie is back at it again

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>Americans

>Florida Man strikes again!

is that even possible?

do you have the shopped version?

35 years in jail for breaking into a chain restaurant?

America truly is ruled by corporations

Oil is the new whey brehs
youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo

*your

>190 lbs of fat

Have ketofags gone too far?

worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-breaks-into-a-burger-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/

>World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

One missing.

story?

Heh i actually remember this story.
The guy fisted her and pulled her insides outside.

He put her in the bathtub and splashed water on her face trying to "wake her up"
Failing that he went outside for a smoke and then called for an ambulance i believe.

He had jammed a hair straightener up her ass too

Disgusting.

Don't forget the beer bottles.

Don't worry, fat doesn't make you fat. Those gallons of oil will make him lose weight.

IIFYM........

>not bulking on 770,000 kcals a day
>ever making it
pick one and only one

INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP

Ok
What is ur reddit user name I will mention you!

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>LE XD /DYEL ADD ME TO THE SCREEN GRAB PLS H3H3

LOL

FAKE AS FUCKING FUCK.

THE IMAGE IS "REAL LIFE PETER GRIFFIN" AND THE ORIGINAL SOURCE IS A FAKE NEWS SITE:

worldnewsdailyreport.com

MORONS.

big sipp

>dude i refuse this is even humanly possible. the stomach cant contain 25 gallons, unless he was puking it up and then forcing it back
>unless
>UNLESS
>the stomach can't contain 25 gallons UNLESS
No.

>Wtf
>I swear you cannot make this up
Yes actually you can.

>criminal mischief

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMdMOgxNxkc

>not drinking zero calorie frying oil
never gonna make it

>Those fucking fingernails.