Do you ever worry about picking up an STD when you're out trying to bang sloots?

Well that decision backfired.

>Luckily I have restraint and didn't bang her right away.
>implying she gave you a choice

Is this satire?

>life in the 21st century.

I forttage with a guy do i have hiv now?

I haven't even kissed anyone in more than a year and I'm not really doing that much of an effort to meet girls despite being in medschool so I'm pretty much immune.

I don't fuck random whores and only look for relationships so no. Also if a girl gets offended when you propose both of you take tests before you sleep together it's a good sing you shouldn't sleep with that woman.

>finally lose virginity
>get chlamydia
Always use a condom with randoms folks.
Also you'll probably get HPV anyway so it's probably best to just not have sex ever.

I always wear a condom, and it's fucking obvious if a girl has herpes or genital warts

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Why is this guy a cuck all the sudden because his girlfriend was sleeping with other guys BEFORE having met him?

Jesus, you guys probably don't get laid, do you?

People have sex, you fags. Including women. I'm currently sleeping with a girl. You think I'm going to punish her because she had sex before me?

So she decided to drown the little negro in the bathtub?

>have to wear condom
>circumcised
>condom makes sex feel like extra nothing
>don't bother even trying because sex is too much effort

Fucking Jews.

This is me except I didn't roid, didn't make it yet, and got HPV instead, which is uncurable.
Should I kill myself or just start roiding?

Why are americans so scared of stds? I rarely use a condom and havent got anything yet- pretty sure your sex education just scares you into using a dom, unless ypur banging a somalian pirate i really doubt youre gonna contract anything serious

Do roids until you die

>Not getting the HPV vaccine so you don't get dick cancer from a sloot

Theres no vaccine for HPV u tit.
And wtf is the deal with HPV? 80% of people have it or will get it at some point.

>Why are americans so scared of stds?
The pharma industry meme'd them into it so burgers buy all their stuff.

> met super cute girl
> wonder why she's single
> she tells me she has genital herpes
> I don't hold it against her and start dating her
> we end up having sex
> she breaks it off the next day
> I immediately regret everything
> have to wait a month or two to make sure the test is valid
> get tested
> clean

That shit got me scared but I'll never make that mistake again

At least she had the nards to tell you. If there's no active sores I think herpes is almost zero chance of transmission isn't it

No hymen, no diamond. Fucking them is one thing but staying with them is moronic.

Yes there is

t. Faggot vaccinated against HPV

I'm this guy, I've had HPV for 3 years, and the warts keep fucking coming back. %90 of the time, the immune system supresses it in 1 year. Well I'm in the unlucky bracket. I am and have always been autistic about my diet and exercise, I almost never get sick, I've tried all the weird immune system boosting supplements extensively, and for some reason my body can't supress the virus.

Ya she actually told me on our first date which was pretty crazy

The chance was very low especially cause I used protection and she was taking mess, but shit herpes is fucking forever and it's the gift that keeps on giving

I don't want to have to live through the hell she lives through every day

I know that feel. I made the almost the same mistake
>hook up with sloot
>already jerked off 3 times the day before, so I'm having trouble staying hard
>everytime I put a condom on, my dick goes limp
>she gets on top of me, pulls the condom off and starts grinding on my dick.
>I start getting hard again, so she puts it in raw
>suddenly I'm rock hard and feeling really good that she wanted my raw dick inside her
>fuck her good for a couple of hours
>feel like a king after she leaves
>a few weeks later start getting paranoid about STDs, convince myself I probably got HIV and sink into severe depression over the thought of dying from AIDS.
>Regret how I might've thrown my life away to fuck some chick for a couple of hours
>have to wait 3 months before I can get valid results
>Finally get test results
>Completely clean

Getting those results was like a fresh start in my life, and the 3 months of waiting was more than enough to teach me that no bitch is worth the risk.

>when you're out trying to bang sloots
what

get tested and bang the right sloots
i've slept with at least 70 girls off tinder over 3 years and im std free

>it's another bragging normalfags thread

>Not killing yourself after becoming wartdick, bane of vagina and all things womanly

Jerking yourself off doesn't count.

>Developing a relationship with a slut

The more partners woman had before the less stable her marriage will be.

kek

>fucked a fat slut I knew from school raw
>found out later she was a prostitute
>Gave me 3 different STD's
>warts, gonorrhea and chlamydia
>have had warts again twice since then
>had chlamydia once since then too
>last GF mentioned she had herpes
>still fucked her raw IDGAF
>Pretty sure I never got it, haven't had symptoms or anything.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

I'm a homo who is practically abstinent because there's like a 20% HIV rate and I'm not losing my gains to the AIDs.

I basically want to fuck constantly but I can't not think of all the STDs and condoms don't stop a lot of shit

2/2

I bad one fuckbuddy and as a joke I was "gonna get rid of the condom haha", he said sure. Never touched him again,

Aren't you fags licking eachothers dicks or something? Unless you do it in condoms you're gonna catch aids too. You probably also kiss and why hiv is not trasminted by spit, guy could have small cut in his mouth without knownig and boom you're not only homo but an average homo (hiv/adis infected)

I'm moderately obsessed with the idea of being a good Dad some day, and I'm a martial artist. With those two things as a driving force I'm neurotic as fuck about potentially catching something that could either be passed to students or my future kids.

Because of that I've gone the last 3 years sans sex. I keep winding up meeting someone I like, spending time with/dating them a bit, then finding out they're either a horrible human being or are effectively just a receptacle.

Hurray for the modern era...

yeah HIV is rampant in gays but condoms absolutely do prevent transmission of HIV.

Also have you heard of truvada? Even if you fuck someone who has the virus, if they're taking their meds they aren't going to be able to transmit it to you even without a condom

Are you one of these numales my mom warned me about?

There absolutely is A vaccine for HPV but

If you're over 26 insurance won't cover it

It doesn't stop every strain, but it does stop 2 strains that account for 90% of all warts

>Time to grow up, boys.
and take care of our wive's black sons.

Fuck no.
The only ones that matter are Hep C and aids and fucking nobody has them anyway.
Anybody bitching about herpes is a sower grapes, incel cuck.

you could just resist the urge to fuck your kid and students lad

Are you sure? because that sounds wrong. I'm sure the stains the vaccinate against are the ones that cause cervical cancer.

Could be wrong though.

Sure thing, Mr spock. you sound like a real catch.

It's both. Gardasil prevents 2 strains that cause 90% of all warts and 2 other strains that cause 70% of cervical cancer cases

This

just becuase hes married doesnt mean hes a cuck you dumb fucking beta. a real man knows how to lead and tell his wife what to do and she fears him enough to the point she knows shes going to be buried if she fucks the guy over. thats the difference between a married beta and an alpha who spreads his lineage and starts a family. youre the beta bitch whos afraid of it becuase you know IF you WERE to ever wife a woman up youd be so blind to see what kind of character she truly has and youd be such a bitch shed walk all over you. thats not our fault thats yours.

>inb4 im spreading my lineage while you raise muh sons

no youre not you fucking retard. normal men dont date single mothers and that "KNOCK UP BITCHES AND DITCH" mentaly is that of a niggers and i bet you if you actually WERE getting btiches preggo left and right and running away your dumb ass would be paying massive amounts of child support like niggers do.
ruining yourself financialy isnt alpha. i bet you dont even get laid all that often let alone "impregnate anyone"

fuck you bitch.

>touching used goods
>jamal wuz here

time to grow up boy

>mfw I see the result of the American public education system's "Just Say No" sex-ed campaign is a bunch of beta faggots circle jerking about how they're so smart by "dodgeing" sluts and waiting for the princess Disney taught them they deserve

the goal if youre not a brain dead retard ( which you are) is marriage and family. why would you wife a slut.
fucking genetic dead end mong. less competition for my kids though w/e faggot thanks

unless you only bang 14 year olds, everyone is used goods. Just because you're still a virgin well into adulthood, doesn't mean women need to come down to your level.

Who says that's an admirable goal? Ants?

I can't stop laughing after reading this post.like jesus fuck lmao are you the king of white kinghts?

>real man knows how to lead and tell his wife what to do and she fears him enough to the point she knows shes going to be buried if she fucks the guy over.
911? Help, a man has been cut over this edge.

If all it takes for your lady to sleep around is a blunt or some alcohol shes a slut. Assuming that's a real tweet well I'd feel sorry for the man who marries her. In most cases she ends up a single mom engaging in druggie sex and that's ok for her to do.

There are no Disney perfect princesses but just blindly accepting a woman lying to you is about as pussy as it can get

its a user has an edgy existential epiphany episode.

yes faggot youre a fucking ant. a tiny spec in vast space and when you die only your bloodline lives on. thanks for opting out tho retard. less competition

Are you nigger or just retard? Could you please write your post so english speaking people will understand it? Thank you Jamal.

>he supports marriage he must be a white knight

the white knights are usualy slut enablers that defend whores and tell others to quit picking on her. which is what you sound like bitch

Has a fitness section on reddit been closed down or it's just a raid with all those white knights and edgelords?

You're a moron, read a book.

>tfw you're fucking her in her ass but she didn't prepare so there's shit on your dick but instead of stopping you keep on fucking because you want to cum so the shit buildup on your dick and the smellz only get worse with every stroke

im not even trolling. if your bitch isnt afraid the slightest that exercising her social and feminist powers in family court during divorce to ruin your financialy take your money and your kids while you pay child support so she can fuck tyrone would get her killed then you shouldnt marry her or youre too much of a btich to make her see how unfair the system is and that youd kill a bitch

t. married

Reminder that women are carriers to the DNA of past partners, so enjoy your mixed child when you actually decide to grow up, do what sex was meant for and stop calling random strangers on the internet virgins. What is this 2005?

Allahu Akbar my dude

Islam are like the Tyranids from WH40k
First they infect the citizens to sow chaos and corruption in the society (SJWs) and then they arrive and take over with no resistance.

>putting your self worth and human quality so low you don't want to pass your superhuman genes into the next generation

c'mon mate

So edgy for not seeing the point to covering this magnificent planet in my dna?

>all bacterial STDS can be cured with antibiotics
>warts can be removed
>herpes flareups can be controlled
>even people with HIV can live a normal healthy lifespan without complications if they swallow a pill everyday

Not worried at all desu

Then just go get HIV if it doesn't bother you.

Good luck finding women who'll wanna fuck you after they find out you have herpes/hiv

yeah you're short sighted. like i said you will die and you will be A DEAD END, but like i said man. what ever do you bause. i don't care. i would prefer it if you quit talking shit about people who cared about immortality and living through their DNA though cause that actually makes sense you nihilistic teenager faggot you.
Like wtf do you think you're going to do but enjoy your selfish life for yourself and watch anime. lol. greater einsteins and leaders better than you have procreated yet here you are thinking you're some kind of enlightened individual because you're a nihilistic edgelord. get over yourself.

>normalizing STD's

normalizing abnormalities has pretty much never been a good idea

a tsunami could literally go over where you live and kill everyone. I lost multiple family members in the tsunami a few years ago where they made a movie about it with Naomi watts or whatever her name is. Its his choice bro.

It takes sperm and egg to make a baby and if he chooses not to isn't that his right to say that. You just launched into an anger laden tirade over how he chooses to use his dick. You know there was a better way to go about it then what you just did though.

>yeah having STDs is totaly normal!
>hey user are you clean?
>i don't care about that, there's pill for everything, so wanna have a go at it?
>you know what i have to do some stuff tonight and i have to go

>a tsunami could literally go over where you live and kill everyone.

ok.... and?
the sun could blow up at any given moment and and kill us all. wow such wisdom. really dude? what are you 17?

no dude if you read correctly i launched into a tirade because he told me and other anons how to use OUR dicks. fuck outta here. i thanked him for his service of not procreating and thats it.

lol here lol that and you're still an edgy faggot. I want to have a wife, and a loving family and all this "le life doesn't matter we're just particales in the universe" doesn't concern me. I don't care that im meaningless.

This is good advice.

Before getting married I would tell her as seriously as I possibly could

That I will LITERALLY, and I'm being completely serious, actually kill her

In the event that she divorces me (which I will do if she cheats), and takes my kids, takes half my money, makes me pay alimony and child support. My entire life and everything I worked for would be ruined, and I would actually kill her.

>it's a woman posting for the first time-episode

Man, i sure love those

>tfw sloots message you but you're too autistic to do anything about it

Why is there so many women on this board? get the fuck back to

Oh ok I didn't catch that part. You can't tell another man how to use his penis. Its his choice.

>Jesus, you guys probably don't get laid, do you?

yeah dude my wife constantly tells me how happy she is with me and were very happy together marriage is beautiful if done right.
we have given too much for equality where women are more equal than us so of course today marriage is a deal breaker.

i told my wife this before i married her. AND SHE STILL married me.
i wouldnt even care if she cheats on me or leaves me.

2 rules tho
dont fuck with my money
dont fuck with my kids.

das it. man the fuck up you beta bitches and grab your woman and tell her wtf you expect. its not like she HAS to marry you.
besides she can leave cheat w/e why does she HAVE to ruin you financially or make you pay child support for HER mistakes,
although i agreed id pay child support if i cheat and i fuck up. thats the only way tho. men these days are just bitches and let their women do what they want so of course its not going to work out, and of course you're going to think all marriage is fucked cause you'ed fucked and all you know is your reality.

The same women who sent you those messages say that they won't respond to anybody unless you will send them
>"creativ, funny and original" message
Fucking hyporcites cunts.

Meagan looks like a slut and a coal burner
Rachel looks like a bitch but possible wifu material
Megan looks like an innocent girl but loves it hard and black
Patrycja is a fucking weeaboo gook
Rachael has a nigger name but is the only one who managed to get your name right, even though she's the worst looking one
The answer is easy. Go fuck
drumroll please
your friend Jeff who's been lusting for you since high school.

Yea I caught HPV the one that shows, genital warts. I feel repulsive now, its been like 5 years and I still feel disgusting..
90% of my life I was a quality over quantity type of guy. I had one year of being a slut and I caught it..

Now i'm ruined for every woman. How disgusting am I.

megan is pure

maybe

She looks pure, doesn't she?
But if you look closer, she looks like all the girls from blacked.

Why don't you just get them removed? Or do they keep returning?