>$200 in Robinhood
>$250 Forex account
>$19 in bank account
>get money from father on the 14th
>Have a half loaf of bread, 2 dozen eggs, peanut butter, jam, beef burger patties
>Can not legally work due to immigration status as an international student, can not ask father for money due to shame.
How do I survive the next 2 weeks? I'm not going to withdraw anything from my investment accounts, and I'm not going to beg anyone.
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go to a casino
don’t go to a casino just work as a babysitter or lawn mower some job that is cash only and as long as you aren’t a creep you will be able to do it
lmaooo pajeet. take everything out of those investments. buy crypto. take $20/week. youll make it back 200x
dont invest what you can't afford to loose, OR NOT FUCKING USE, you retard
kek $200 in stocks. whats the point. just gamble that shit in crypto
Oh, I have about a dozen ramen noodles as well. Just found them in the pantry. Only 400 calories each though.
and with the forex
flip a coin. heads buy, tauils short, then leave, full leverage. better odds then trying to use indicators
$20 is tons for food for 2 weeks.
jar of peanut butter and a big bag of oats faggot
I know, I have x500 leverage. But there's no point since it takes about 2 weeks to withdraw the money anyway.
Plus, I don't want to withdraw anything. I'm going to build this into my future "real" account.
should have put a full short on usd/jpy when it hit above the 114 celing. one of the few sure things of the year
This is irrelevant to the thread, but I'm actually short on USD/JPY.
Literally this, you were supposed to be keeping the money on the bank account for an emergency to begin with. Also you already have enough food for a week.
And aren't places like McDonald's or Burger King super cheap in the US? Just yesterday I saw an ad on US television that they sell 10 nuggets for $1.5. That's easily a meal.
My McDonald's is far more expensive. :|
>2 weeks
>In a 1997 article in the British Medical Journal, Michael Peel, senior medical examiner at the Medical Foundation for the Care of Victims of Torture, cites well-documented studies reporting survivals of other hunger strikers for 28, 36, 38 and 40 days.
Hmm, true. I could go for a long fast. But wouldn't I be extremely unenergetic/unfocused for the duration of my fast?
>can't live on 19$ for two weeks
Darwinism at its finest.
>Muhammad
food is free in america. go to a food bank nigger
theres a surplus of food
Bump. I'm hungry.
>Can not legally work due to immigration status
bull shit get on craigslist and list your service locally or just learn how to hustle faggot
Not interested. I have too much studying to do already. No time for work.
Can't you just apply for your bank's credit card?
How much money do you get? if you get like 5k, go get a payday loan for like $100
You could also pawn something, using it as collateral for a loan. Literally go to a pawn shop and give them your fancy sneakers (international student) in exchange for like a hundred bucks, go back in two weeks with loan amount + $50, problem solved
Also some schools have food banks specifically for students
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You should investigate
I get $1k. 400 to rent, 200 saved. Rest I spend.
Buy a gram of grass for 10-15 bucks, sell it to anyone dumb enough to pay 20, whites only. Repeat. Dont go to jail.
No
No, short EURUSD to 1.15 dumbass.
Take all money out of non-cash assets until you at least have 6 months expenses saved. Don't play forex, especially at 500 leverage. Jesus Christ.
Leave Veeky Forums, ignore all Veeky Forums advice and get a book on personal finance from the library.
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Buy Huel or Soylent
should probably invest in silkroad shit my dude. start slinging dope for a hussle for startup cash
i did the math it adds up to be more expensive then eating at mcdonalds 3 times a day. might not be healthy but saving money is more important
You're not going to make it. You're already gambling what you can't afford to lose. You have no sense.
tfw literally starving myself so i can put an extra $100 into crypto a week
what does that quote even mean?
>be aware of your own worth, use all your power to achieve it
be ambitious, don't take underpaying jobs
>create an ocean from a dewdrop
do a lot with a little
>do not beg...
Do not beg.
Buy $19 worth of LINK and in 2 weeks you'll be a thousandnaire
See if you can suck 2 cocks at once.
Gay guys will pay more for that and it's an opportunity cost in terms of time management.
Plus you aren't American , so they might get off to that.
Someone is saying it RIGHT