/MFH/ General

I haven't seen any of these in a while. Anons, share your ways of making money aside from crypto (or making money to invest in crypto in first place). I'm thinking about creating a porn blog, creating porn gifs, reuploading something maybe and monetizing it with something similar to AdFly, just for adult content, like this one adult.xyz/?id=18085795

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitGold
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Copypasta I stole from a thread a few weeks back:
Begging. Find a nice spot, plonk your ass down and give everyone who walks by a warm smile tinged with sadness. Couple'o hundy a day easy.

Dog walking.

Buy bulk drinks and put in an ice chest. Sell at Sports games and concerts marked up. Easy hundy right there.

Order coin rolls from your bank. Go through the rolls and look for Silver Dollars which now and then find their way into rolls. Sell Silver dollars for a huge profit. Repeat. Don't overdo do it, move from bank to bank as if they cotton on they'll likely refuse to serve you.
Busking.Program a keyboard with some Beethoven and pretend youre playing.
Go to every single shop in your local area and ask for change for $10 but give them $5. Most will notice in which case just apologise and move on. A couple will not even notice and give you $10 worth of change. Not illegal as its their mistake.
Tutor chinese students in English. Download some free Qualifications. They dont care, so long as you can speak English. $40 an hour.
Rent a house and sublet every room or put on Air BnB for a profit.
Dumpster diving. Businesses throw away perfectly good shit. I've found perfectly good PCs and even a CCTV system worth $800.
Drive around and see if anyone in your neighborhood is being evicted. Give them a lowball offer for all their stuff, can work really well.
Raffles. 1000 tickets for $1 each. Buy a used PS4 as the prize. Keep the 800 profit, give a hundy to charity to preserve your eternal soul.
Make a whole bunch of sub sandwiches and buy a crate of soda from Sams Club or Costco. Drive up to construction sites or walk into offices just before lunch time and sell. Hire very attractive woman to do it for you and pay just above minimum wage.
Buy cigarettes from Dutyfree.io and resell outside bars and pubs. Buy knock off merchandise from DH Gate and sell outside sports stadiumsWalk around parks in the autumn and collect seeds of exotic trees. Sell on Ebay.
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Make recipe books en masse theyre easy to do and theres almost no way to get caught plagerising. Do an online raffle for an Xbox One. Sell tickets for $1. Sell thousands of tickets and make a huge profit. Buy huge crates of water bottles at Walmart for a few bucks and resell at concerts or in traffic on hot days. Just do it. Get out there now and do it. Sell IPTV subscriptions, sell a book on how to make money selling IPTV subscriptions. Make another book showing people how to write a book showing how to make money selling books showing how to sell IPTV subscriptions.
Keep making Facebook accounts, Instagram accounts, porn accounts, Google+ accounts, Twitter accounts and just plug CPA links all day. Get bots to do it, hire Indians on Fivrr for peanuts to do it. Just build build build, blog, pump out facebook videos, pay eastern europeans to make porn for you and content lock it. Make an Algorhythm to scrape emails from craigslist and send CPA and PPC offers, buy or share mailing lists and send even more offers. Sell ebooks showing how to make ebooks that show you how to make ebooks that make you money and sell them on Amazon or through CpA sites. Copy this text, put it in a word doc, flesh it out, title it HOW TO MAKE BANK NOW! and sell it. Sell the rights to it for $100 on Fiverr and then immediately write another book alnost the same with a different title and photos. Repeat.

did every thread have /mfh/ as the title? im gonna have to go back and look through the archive because i saw some fantastic shit in some of them

pretty sure they all were.
There was also a thread called "Side Hustle" yesterday that seemed to have some good shiet.

Bump!!

What sort of e-books can I spam on Amazon for ez $? Feels like erotica has been beat into the ground. Can I take tips from these threads and sell them as self-help financial books?

>Can I take tips from these threads and sell them as self-help financial books?
Does the pope shit in the woods? Yes, of course you can do that if you position the content for the right audience.

you could even load it with case studies and historical charts
>The lesson of Chainlink is - extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

>mfh = pajeet

I think I'll begin work on this today. Have a slow, sloooow job and a laptop.

That is an awesome pasta, good work.

How's everyone going selling random shit on Craigslist at the moment? I'm not getting many calls :/

Just like open up a word document and re-write shit a paragraph at a time. Then you can edit it, or even pay Pajeets on fiver to edit for you. Or as the copypasta I posted above suggested: you can sell the rights to it for a few hundie.

My thinking is if you at all times have a word document you just progressively add to, eventually you'll have thousands of words.

The most difficult part I reckon is actually figuring out your market and positioning - because like you can write a ebook on anything, and really if you sell it for only a few dollars the most important thing is the name, just needs a good value proposition
>Loose 40lbs without exercise start today!
>How to make 10000% gains trading Crypto
>Dos and Don'ts: How to go from loser to laid in 4 easy steps
(please make your titles better than these)

use the correct namee for your threads so i can filter you, ty

I can't take the credit.

I don't have a car so I haven't been able to do the Craigslist thing

I think I'm going to write a crypto investing book for dummies based off the meme advise given here.

>90% BTC 10% alts
>Only invest what you're willing to lose

And pray normies eat this shit up.

Should be a pretty easy book to pad out. First chapter is "what is cryptocurrency"
Second is a introduction to the exchanges and how to sign up
Third is portfolio strategy
Fourth is "let's talk about risk"
You really don't need much more, you could do a sell on where you have like one page profiles on diffrent coins.

Another thing I read somewhere, the copypasta isn't as cohesive, was it said the real money is you make the ebook free and you put it behind affiliate links - you get money from people clicking on the ads, not the book. I dunno if that's a good strategy, but thought I'd mention it anyhoo

I thought about setting up a facebook page with shit from here constantly copypastaed as legit advice. A book sounds better tho.

Maybe a Facebook page would be easier to profit off of tho?

Might be, but you would need to big a pretty big audience to earn something normal. I guess there's one way to find out, gonna try it some day.

How do you earn money off a Facebook page? Sell merch? Sell ebooks that basically are "expanded" versions of the content on the page?

Redirect them to your website where you post full articles. Also some other shit.

Anyone have any success with Youtube/Twitch vidya channels? Something I've always wanted to do as well.

I'll tell you how i made a killing off of FB pages/groups during the 15-16 election season. Make an pg page and upload normie memes like 'share if you think hillary should be in jail', and then occasionally share those posts in Trump support FB groups (there are 1000s). Don't spam or you might get banned. Download youtube videos of news segment showing Ben Carson, Trey Gowdy, Judge Jeanine, etc who love Trump and caption them 'every Trump supporter needs to see this'. Share these on Trump groups too and trust me they will spread like wildfire.

One video of mine that was just a download of Hillary's email hearing got 10+ million views and catapulted my page to 50k+ likes in just a week.

From there on you can literally do anything you want to monetize your page.Trump supporters are seriously fucking retarded. According to my FB analytics 70% of my audience is over the age of 50. These people are really basic, dumb, and eat up anything, especially fake news. I'll give you an example that I am using to this day. Just set up a news website and apply for adsense. Then write news articles about 400 words each, which titles like 'YOU WONT BeLIeVe WHAT TRUMP JUST DID. WHAT A HeRO.

I shit you not the Trumptards will come to you like hungry fucking dogs. Another easy method: make an account in Teespring. Open up photoshop and make a basic tshirt design, something like 'proud to be a deplorable'. then launch your store (costs zero dollars) and post those links as comments on your viral videos.

This shit is so fucking easy because most Trumpsters are old, have money, are tech illiterate and are just plain fucking retarded.

I have not spent a single penny on ads for the past two years.

I've thought about this, but it's too evil.

Does anyone have any experience with BitGold.com?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitGold

I just had an incident with my bank where they took fucking $9,000 out of my account without my approval and I'm fed the fuck up. They did similar shit to my wife a few months ago

I was planning on putting a bunch money into Bitcoin the other week and then it kept going up so this was kind of discouraging, I was hoping the opposite would happen... and then this shit happened and made me want to spite and smite the central bank fiat shite....

I remembered the BitGold debits too and figured that would be a good place to diversify my savings into.. Upon doing some research all of their startup capital came from fucking Soros(not joking) , the Peter Schiff company got all it's money from Soros "Initial investors in BitGold were Soros Brothers Investment which is run by Alexander Soros, the son of George Soros." , I thought Schiff was supposed to be some kind of Libertarian rebel...

Please give me any info you have on this and if you still think it would be smart to buy HockeystickCoin(the graph for Bitcoin looks like a fucking hockey stick now)