In deep shit, brothers

0x309d861d7d74588f35983c0137e77c56db5ff305 < ETH wallet

Essentially I have a bunch of ETH offshoots like OMG in an exchange but I can't make any transactions because I'm out of ETH and the transactions are demanding ETH as a fee rather than the coins themselves, so my account is frozen.
If I could just have less than $3 USD worth of ETH, I could move all my assets to a proper exchange.
If someone sends me some, I'll do some funny shit. OP will deliver. Just make a reasonable request. Vocaroo, etc. Almost anything.

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How about you send $3 in omg and I'll send you the ether?

I can't send any OMG because any sends require a fee of ETH. it's hell

just sell some of your coins for eth thats literally all you can do

Timestamped sharpie in pooper

you made this exact same thread yesterday

not op but how do i get in on this offer? im really fuckin fat and ugly though.

You have $3.59 in OMG in that wallet, wtf you pleb. Buy some more ETH on coinbase and go get fucked OP, don't be such a cheap ass bastard.

Timestamp of your spread boipussy lubed in petroleum jelly and I'll send $10 of ETH.

that's fine, post pic and wallet.

etherscan.io/address/0x309d861d7d74588f35983c0137e77c56db5ff305#tokentxns i dont know if I trust you and your $5 of omg

Fuck you man it's all I have left
I bought into DGB at 2400 SATs

My country does not support Coinbase
No I didn't.
I can't even trade them for ETH

Do you want that ETH or not OP? Lube up.

I can't do sexual things

It's not sexual, it's just an anatomy lesson.

I'll help you out user, just as soon as that Nigerian Prince gives me half off his bank balance or that Spanish Prisoner returns his bail money

I don't have any petroleum jelly either

In this case just a timestamped photo of your boipussy will be fine.

N-no

Someone please help

How about you send me a great amount of any coin and I send the eth

They all require ETH to send

Stop that

That faggot isn't me

Please God help me