Unironically killing myself

Whale here, i don't care if you're larping or not

I will send you 5 BTC right now if you promise not to kill yourself

How do you kill yourself ironically?

are you alive?

Successful business owner. Wife, 3 kids. She meets someone else. Decides I'm the devil, wants to destroy me and take my kids. She and her new bf put together a plan to make it look like I beat her and the kids. It works in court. House gone, kids gone, money gone. I had to leave my town because of what people think of me. My kids are distraught. I have nothing. But I will keep going because I'm a man and that's what men do. My dad used to beat the shit out of me when I was a kid. He used to punch me and tell me to get up. Then punch me again. He told me to never stay down, ever. You always get back up and keep going.

Make sure you wear depends and wrap a plastic bag around yourself if you're actually going to do it.

No one is going to want to deal with you shitting yourself everywhere after you die.

To make sure you don't make too much mess, call 911 just before you kill yourself and say "Hello, I'm at 123 Elm St. I found a body." Then just off yourself.

Can someone redpill me on suicide?

You put one hand in your pocket and the other one blows your brains out.

How many people do yall think killed them self over this drop?

In a fucked up way your dad taught you something valuable.

Yes, we have to keep going. If humanity shared your viewpoint of the hopelessness of endeavour, there would be no science, no civilisation. Success is often built on innumerable crushing failures, so the only rational approach is to uphold the spirit of the endeavour that has brought us this far, and to keep going.

I'm getting btfo pretty hard. I'm an insufferable prick, and one of my best friends is turning away from me. The other one is suicidal, and I have no idea how to help him.
I started crypto a month ago, and being a dumb green fuck I bough many alts shilled by biz. You can imagine how my blockfolio looks like.

To top it all of, I might have breast cancer. Fucking breast cancer, as a dude, can you imagine it? I've lost my parents 2 years ago, and i that thing in my bitchtit is cancer then I'm going to die alone in a fucking shitty Easter Euro hospital. Fuck. Shit has gotten dark. I'm only 28, for fucks sake. I wanted to lead a better life. If my parents saw me today I don't know if they would be disappointed or sad seeing how shit it all has turned out.
Fuck man.
The sadness is choking me so hard it's hard to breathe.

Thanks dude, I think you are right. I wish you strength in you way.

Stay strong my dudes, is not worth to take your life because of money. Be resilient, endure, you will make it.

i hope you don't fail. i can only imagine.

dude the REQ ICO was 0.0002 ETH...
it's now 0.00012 ETH man thats almost -50%

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it's getting real close guys. I can't take this losses anymore.

Thanks whalebro, it means a lot

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pls mr whale desu

i lost everything :(

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PLS DO IT FOR ME i LOST 20 BTC THROUGH THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS i HAD MY FUCKING 21 BITCOIN AND IT'S ALL FUCKING GONE AND 5 BITCOIN WOULD LITERALLY DOUBLE MY NET WORTH NOW

FUCK MY ASSHOLE I'LL PUT A SHARPIE IN

Hardcore

Suicide pact im in if linkngoes below 10 cents ill kms

I won't kill myself. I promise.
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Despair. Almost time to buy boyos

Hey kids? Bitcoin isn't like you parents, whom you have abused all of your short pathetic lives. "Do x or I will commit suicide". Bitcoin doesn't give a fuck. Put your parents out of their misery and off yourselves.

too many
bitfinex is committing manslaughter

You sir are a fucking role model. Keep fighting.

You know, I think to myself, all you guys are so fucking young. You have your whole lives ahead of you. What I wouldn't give to go back 20 years to where you are now. Life is absolutely full of ass kickings, one after another. But eventually, you learn to cope, you learn to stay strong, you get tough. Next thing you know, there ain't much in this world that can bring you down. Just hang in there guys. This is a tough run, but it's not the end. We get out there, we scrap, we make some money, we make things work. Fuck, I'm an oldfag and /biz and /pol are full of some of the smartest guys I've ever seen. Keep on truckin.

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hmmmm

youre life sounds extremely miserable

i hope this is just larp