>wake up
>walk outside
>UURRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>see this hurtling towards you
What do?
Wake up
Colton Jones
Henry Evans
...
Robert Howard
get some sausage cooking and run away.
Robert Lee
*cocks mg42*
Jordan Barnes
Go back to bed.
Matthew Sanchez
lock the kitchen door and watch them starve
Asher Hernandez
>*blocks ur Battle of Berlin*
Samuel Moore
RUN IVAN RUN
Ryder Murphy
underrated.
Kevin Carter
prove their genetic inferiority with my haplogroup images
Jack Morales
Kick them back with inferior numbers
Samuel Davis
surrender my girlfriend then run away
Henry Carter
Pull out MG42 and mow em fuckers down
Daniel Brooks
>thank you tovaristchsh
Jason Wood
>Draw EDC
>Pop off 8 shots of fuddy five, 16 dead ruuskis
>Peel back
>Get my AR from my safe
>alltheotherkids.mp4
Asher Sullivan
>implying there's not more soldiers than you have bullets
John Bailey
Grab nearest mossin and Scream URAAAAAAA while mumbling "death to german invaders!"
Charles Thomas
>tfw thinking of the racist german women getting what they deserve and being impregnated by the so-called untermensch
Elijah Nelson
>*blocks the continuation of your state*
Eli Torres
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
nothing personal, Ivan
Brandon Bell
"Stop making autistic mouth sounds and come out".
Benjamin Fisher
This wasn't personal either
Aiden Roberts
Haha they are so smug.
Kill all germans
Carson Thomas
...
Samuel Young
you don't bite the hand that feeds you Jakub
Jackson Barnes
truth, but when I die, i'll be bringing dozens of commie fucktards with me
Noah Lee
join them
Cameron Peterson
>when parody ceases to be satire