Unethical ways to make money thread:

Unethical ways to make money thread:

(Hint not illegal so use ur brain just a little)

>be last year
>sign up for reddit secret santa
>dont send gift
>get one

Its very little effort to do. Pic related lets see what sweet gifts those fucking cucks give me this year for free

Be a plumber in Canada

Normally I'd be a moralfag right now but it's reddit so who gives a shit.

Wouldnt they blacklist your address for this year?

Cool, how many gifts did you get? Can you get reported or get in any other trouble? They need your address and real name to send the gifts right?

Just put whatever in the name field

I have multiple address and multiple reddit accounts im going on a haul.

Literally zero consequences other than "ruining it for someone/everyone"

Its like someone lets you into traffic and you dont give em a wave.

This is rude crude and excessivr but not illegal

being a bad boi for so long wears you down

thanks op good idea

Thats just petty shit a poor fag would do
I'll send .08 BTC to whomever posts the best novel and scalable idea that is LEGAL and isn't petty scamming or fraud.

Exchange your labor for currency

1. Create account on inboxdollars.
2. Watch videos for 15cents/hr
3. Created bot to click the "im still watching"

Made about $45/month while i was at work.

I got one for you

you buy this thing called Bitcoin, all right? But then you don't sell when you make like a 10% profit. You sit on it like those coins don't exist.

Then when you have enough to retire on, you start selling a little bit every year to avoid huge capital gains taxes.

You can now live the rest of your life without working. You can thank me later.

Yeah here's the flaw in your master plan OP how did you get away from the FBI if THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

start a community of people who all vow to leave on an autoplay list of each others monitozed youtube videos

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>>>/leftypol/

click rings have been around since the olden days, not bad if you manage to start a sizeable youtube mafia yourself though

>Start an ebay account selling used computer junk
>LARP as a boomer saying you used run a computer repair shop
>Include a photo of a bunch of old hard drives, some of them have labels on them
>Surreptitiously have one with a label with some long sequence of numbers and letters including the word BTC
>Watch a bidding war start over it

Rinse and repeat. Subtlety is key, don't make the labelling TOO obvious, but don't hide it too well. You want people to get the rush of thinking they're going to trick you out of money. Make sure you're selling a bunch of hard drives in one auction, it's less fishy if it seems like you're selling 10 hard drives.

I literally do this and it works.

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Alright i accept your challenge to step up my game

>go to used car dealership and offer to manage their inventory for a fee
>you record their inventory and create craigslist and kijiji etc listings
>simply update as they change

You could scale by approaching more and more dealerships. They are often run by whitetrash who are the most technologically illiterage demographic emerging.

Simple shit like this is wizardry for busty mcdusty and bob macmillan

>make "music" that's short tracks of whatever
>upload to google play using soundrop and similar
>listen to your own music on repeat
>profit

Surely this doesn't make more than pennies right?

>Literally zero consequences other than "ruining it for someone/everyone"
kek never change Veeky Forums

Shit, this is brilliant.