Dubs decides my persuasive speech topic

Gotta be relevant to college age audience.

Legislation regarding gun control and how it can be tied into or not undermine the 2nd ammendment

Why fucking traps isn't gay

Why Carthago delenda est

Argument from necessity

>Point 1 : Its a feminine penis
>Point 2 : Its not a dude, its a girl with a dick
>Point 3 : I'm not attracted to dudes, just traps

Why friendship is the only thing that matters

why pedophilia should be accepted like transgenderism

Why persuasive speeches are useless.

>1
People are already set in belief
>2
People are not rational thus using rational with other people are useless
>3
Waste of time and effort. Should instead invest time/effort in STEM research for good of humanity

Germans should be exterminated

Why we should abolish the wh*TEoids

BLACK TURKS

>people have never been persuaded to a different opinion

Whut

On the value of cuckoldry.

Africans built the pyramids

Why they should become muslim

Is-ought distinction.

Winners

Do a speech on how geography shapes destiny. Geopolitics is really neet desu and all the rage rn.

deserve to be combined
african muslims built the pyramids, the bible story is a (((lie)))

Don't listen to all these illiterate chumps trying to get you to write an informative speech.

Is the persuasive speech supposed to convince (change the audience's minds) or to motivate (change the audience's actions)?

Holy shit my sides. As some other posters said, combine the two.

Opening line: "we wuz kangs and shiet mayn i sweartahgawd"

>Egyptians built the pyramids
>Egypt is in Africa
>Egyptians are therefore African
>Africans built the pyramids

Of course