Which female historical figures (not including the already infamous Theodora) took it up the ass...

The Hentai female before hentai was a thing.

Dicks in pussy, ass and mouth at the same time.

Friendly reminder that all the wild shit written about Theodora originated with a propagandist who wrote whatever he was paid to; in the same text with Theodora's whore proclivities are accusations that her husband is a demon who floated around carrying his head at night.

apparently pic related liked it doggy style

> Theodora, the next eldest, was dressed in a little sleeved tunic, such as a slave-girl would wear, and waited on her sister, carrying on her shoulders the stool in which she was wont to sit in public. Theodora was still too young to have intercourse with a man after the manner of women, but she satisfied the unnatural passions of certain wretches, even the vilest slaves, who followed their masters to the theatre and amused their leisure by this infamy. She remained for some time also in a brothel, where she practised this hateful form of vice.
> As soon, however, as she reached the age of puberty, as she was straightway became a simple harlot, as old-fashioned people called it; for she was neither a musician nor a dancer, but merely prostituted herself to everyone whom she met, giving up every part of her body to debauchery. She associated chiefly with the theatrical “pantomimes,” and took part in their performances, playing in comic scenes, for she was exceedingly witty and amusing; so that she soon became well known by her acting. She had no shame whatever, and no one ever saw her put out of countenance, but she lent herself to scandalous purposes without the least hesitation.

i really hope good old Horatio came all over that face with his cyclops' eye
[spoiler]get it because he had one eye[/spoiler]

> She excelled in raising a laugh by being slapped on her puffed-out cheeks, and used to uncover herself so far as to show the spectators everything before and behind which decency forbids to be shown to men. She stimulated her lovers by lascivious jests, and continually invented new postures of coition, by which means she completely won the hearts of all libertines; for she did not wait to be solicited by anyone whom she met, but herself, with joke and gestures, invited everyone whom she fell in with, especially beardless boys.

> She never succumbed to these transports; for she often went to a supper at which each one paid his share, with ten or more young men, in the full vigour of their age and practised in debauchery, and would pass the whole night with all of them. When they were all exhausted, she would go to their servants, thirty in number, it may be, and fornicate with each one of them; and yet not even so did she quench her lust. Once she went to the house of some great man, and while the guests were drinking pulled up her clothes on the edge of the couch and did not blush to exhibit her wantonness without reserve. Though she received the male in three orifices she nevertheless complained of Nature for not having made the passage of her breasts wider, that she might contrive a new form of coition in that part of her person also.

>no spoilers
>looking like this much of a retard
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> She frequently became pregnant, but as she employed all known remedies without delay, she promptly procured abortion. Often, even on the stage, she stripped before the eyes of all the people, and stood naked in their midst, wearing only a girdle about her private parts and groin; not because she had any modesty about showing that also to the people, but because no one was allowed to go on the stage without a girdle about those parts. In this attitude she would throw herself down on the floor, and lie on her back. Slaves, whose duty it was, would then pour grains of barley upon her girdle, which trained geese would then pick up with their beaks one by one and eat. She did not blush or rise up, but appeared to glory in this performance; for she was not only without shame, but especially fond of encouraging others to be shameless, and often would strip naked in the midst of the actors, and swing herself backwards and forwards, explaining to those who had already enjoyed her and those who had not, the peculiar excellences of that exercise.

> She proceeded to such extremities of abuse as to make her face become what most women’s private parts are: wherefore her lovers became known at once by their unnatural tastes, and any respectable man who met her in the public streets turned away, and made haste to avoid her, lest his clothes should be soiled by contact with such an abandoned creature, for she was a bird of ill-omen, especially for those who saw her early in the day. As for her fellow-actresses, she always abused them most savagely, for she was exceedingly jealous.

reminder that this is an orthodox saints

>tfw no puffed out empress butt cheeks to slap
>tfw no women exhibiting their wantonness without reserve

thanks for the info, whats the source?

amazon.com/Secret-History-Penguin-Classics/dp/0140455280

source?

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Who’se this angelic qt?

Emma Hamilton, the slut of Horatio Nelson

Source? I’ve read Massie’s biography of her but he says aside from knowing who her many lovers were, we don’t know any details about her sex life.

She looks too pure and beautiful to be called a slut.

she literally fucked her way into prominence.
>she looks to pure and beautiful to be called a slut
i wish user

I read it in a book about her, but I can't remember which. She also liked to bite her lovers lips and fingers
Emma Hamilton

All women are whores

That’s not true. I offered one of my classmates $10 if she’d blow me and she said no.

>She also liked to bite her lovers lips and fingers
sounds like my ex
fact

wasn't she well past her prime and overweight when she and Nelson became a thing?

they met in the early 1790s, she was younger than 30 at the time, so probably not. but still afaik all the portraits of her that make her look like a goddess were done when she was like 20 or even younger. so who knows (biographers do)

Okay nobody said all women were CHEAP whores
Everybody is a whore, men are just cheaper whores than women by and large.

Offer her $1000.

is Emma Hamilton a whore?

afaik, she only slept with one dude at a time and was apparently a pretty good waifu, until she cucked her husband with Nelson, but he was ok with it so

She had lots of cum rundown her chin

Don't worry user, it's ok to misuse spoilers if you do it ironically

>implying she doesn’t swallow every drop of it
How dare you slander her thusly.

Well, apparently 1,000 year old smut still works, diamonds mate.

>tfw no hyper degenerate loli empress

Fug

it's 1500 years old, just google it and download a plain text

She was byzantine noblewoman, so she probably took it in the ass and also pegged her hubby, but nothing as extreme as the slanderous writting would make you belive.

>literal fanfiction that was found in a catholic library
Yes,yes theodora was a whore! The pope would have never allowed her to be a saint!

Semi-related:

>At least 500 Moche ceramics have sexual themes. The most frequently depicted act is anal sex, with scenes of vaginal penetration being very rare. Most pairs are heterosexual, with carefully carved genitalia to show that the anus, rather than the vagina, is being penetrated. Often, an infant is depicted breastfeeding while the couple has sex. Fellatio is sometimes represented, but cunnilingus is absent. Some depict male skeletons masturbating, or being masturbated by living women.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moche_culture#Ceramics

>primitive cultures being primitive

What a surprise.

I wish I was Justinian. I would worship Theodoras feet.

>for she did not wait to be solicited by anyone whom she met, but herself, with joke and gestures, invited everyone whom she fell in with, especially beardless boys.
m-mummy

She would do it with all her men after a hard days cheerleading

If was written by a fucking disgruntled former employee. No one can seriously take that as true. In the paragraph concerning Justinian, he wrote that the Emperor's head was floating in the air and haunting the palace.

Slander. All of her men thought she was too pure to lewd or too much “one of the boys”. She probably masturbated a ton out of sheer frustration, though.

wait... that's not anne frank...

hahaha.... yes you would.

t. Procopius

I think she died a virgin
Anal is cool tho

wtf is going on in this picture

Why did he do it lads. why did he write an alternate history.

The height of Polish creativity