Bruh, look at this dood

Bruh, look at this dood

Wait till you see the f-

OH HO HO NO NO NO NO

GODS, GET ME A PLATE STRETCHER.

Still thinner than the average Amerimutt.

That nigga sure put a lot of skill points into strength as he leveled up

I don't get it

>a fatty manlet

No wonder King Francis managed to beat the crap out of him when he wanted to do a fistfight.

The one with the codpiece gets a laugh from all the tourists in the tower of london.

He was 6ft 2...

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

just like me 'ol dad

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

absolute unit

*blocks your path*

My codpiece is bigger

My codpiece is in need of some polish.

Had he actually lost a little weight between 40 and 44 or is that just the angle?

CAREFUL NOW CLEMENT VII CAREFUL

Last two are best. Rest are gainlets.

he's evolving to a superior being

gotta eat big to get big

Why's he got a skirt in the second from the left?

Kawaii

it was just a phase,okay? we try not to talk about it

He got fat as fuck from too much boozing and whoring.

>putting all your points on str

2nd has a gay skirt but his sword is cool

fpbp

The French changed the rules of the tournament. If I recall correctly they were originally going to fight on horseback but it was changed to be on foot with swords.

Few historians touch on Henry's time as a sissy twink knight.

What happened between 1527-1540?

>When you want utilise naval tactics on land

LARPing as Ornstein from Dark Souls

Nice skirt, faggot

Even at his fattest he was basically just a moderate overweight American.

Say that to his face. He could easily take on 10 fully grown men

This fucking thread, I'm crying in the office.

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You only say "your grace" to dukes.
For kings, it is "your majesty"

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>What happened between 1527-1540?
he received a crippling leg injury during a joust and was subsequently suffering from a reduced mobility, and constant low grade pain, this injury prevented him from engaging in his previous sporting pursuits, as a result he gained significant weight - feasting and partying to fill some of the time previously spent on other acivities didnt help.

the pain also helps explain some of the personality changes he displayed in that time

I wonder if he had a big cock seeing his armor

speaking of the leg injury, what about it made it so bad? wasn't it described as almost rotting?

lmao why didn't he just like have one wife hahaha what a weird fellow am I right guys

He may also have been suffering from a cocktail of venereal diseases at that point, severely suppressing his immune system.

'Grace' and 'highness' are actually correct for Henry VIII's reign. He was the first English monarch to use 'majesty'. Nowadays things are less fluid and your post is correct there.

the henry viii meme's that has popped up lately (Harry T ?) is the best thing that has happened to Veeky Forums
I love you guys

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MOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEE WIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you gain from lying? It was a wrestling match, not a fistfight

it's just bobbieposting but with our favorite english monarch

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reminder that tournament armor was built intentionally upsized to allow for thicker padding, or even a second set of armor in some instances, to be worn under it.

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All these comments comparing Henry VIII and Big Bobby B when he's actually a copy paste of Edward IV.

START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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1527 is A E S T H E T I C

Yes, but Henry is a thousand times better meme material

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Is that my nigga Lapp at the end?

He's a big boi

Bobby B's rise to power is based on Edward IV but his actual reign is very similar to Henry VIII.

>Lavish spender and known for his drinking and womanizing
>Extensively used his council to rule for him and achieve his agenda
>Known as a huge and powerful warrior until he fucked up his leg and then got fat as fuck
>Started off being a well-liked, charismatic, attractive king loved by all and died an egotistical, harsh, fat fuck with anger issues
>Succeeded by his son who was only a child and would himself die at the age of 15 (same age as Joffery) and whose reign also saw a rebellion from Scotland (also very similar to the North in ASOIAF)

There's a lot of similarities and GRRM has said Bobby B is based loosely on both.

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That metal dress looks very cute on you bro

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>implying you wouldn’t

t. Female heirs

>not Cromwell
Gas the paddies religious war now
We didn’t, it’s bobbyposting from got, it’s not original enough like Grugg which was Veeky Forums
‘s creation

>pain
He suffered brain damage at a joust
Then he goes proddy
>tfw Charles V never offered him another hapsburg wife

Yeah majesty was more imperial than monarchical
Whilst serene means independent
And sinister comes from the French for left, as bastards would have a bad going from left to right on their CoA to show it wasn’t a proper claim

How do you kill full plate knights like this

Funny, isn't it? An average fat person today would be a freak in the middle ages.

What went wrong?

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Having food surplus is wrong?

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>*saves Veeky Forums*

Corn syrup

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still got beaten by this guy

Almost all of that can apply to Edward too.

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Later on in life he decided Smough was a better option

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Edward was generally a more capable king, administrator, and businessman than either Henry VIII or Bobby B.

gods i was fat back then

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