Where did Muhammad come from?

I am confused as to the origins of Muhammad. Did he come from space, or was it spontaneous generation that created him?

He came from Wakanda.

Isn't that picture actually Muslim Jesus?

Mecca

That's Ali, not even Mohammad.

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Some dude in the middle East. Pretty unspectacular prophet desu
>Communicates with God only through dreams
>Fights a couple of battles, even losing one
>Dies of a fever

Yeah, but I don't understand, how did he manage to get to the Arabian penninsula all the way from wakanda?

No, but where did he COME from

Yes, but how was he brought into the world?

You see, when a man is promised a 12 year old girl, he is given her when she has her first period, then his penis gets large and he puts it in her vagina, spouting what we call "Semen", the semen mixes with her eggs and a baby is formed and born.

Mecca

No, but Muhammad is holy, that wouldn't make sense

Like, how did he get to Mecca?

Fucking

>when a man is promised a 12 year old girl
Kekd, the muzzies have to be stopped though

No, but he is a man of God, how was he MADE?

Some hairy, smelly arab put his smegma caked dong into some hairy, smelly arab's yeasty pussi, which led to the conceiving of him(PB&J)

No, but how did good get him here?

Is it shitposting or stupidity? We may never know for sure.

Like, I'm just confused at how Muhammad got here, and nobody is giving me the good answer?