Making it thread

Making it thread

>crypto portfolio moons, now multimillionaire
>rage quit work by arriving to the office and ejaculating on hot female coworkers
>t. chad, everyone at the office collectively laughs it off while cum drips off the womens' chins, some choke on it while laughing
>The hottest one says "Well come visit anytime user!" while wiping cum off her eyebrow, and sucking it off her finger
>Go over to manager's desks
>Nonchalantly push all computers, printers, etc. off the table
>Push managers out of their chairs, they tumble to the floor
>Start smoking a cigar and blow smoke in their faces
>Managers just laugh as they pick themselves up and order new monitors online, cough a bit on my smoke
>gf following me recording this whole time on video
>take gf home, fuck her good
>post video recording of entire incident on Veeky Forums
>keks had
>mods dont even ban even though blue board
>video goes viral
>no one bothers to interpret it as weird or terrible or abusive or in any negative light whatsoever, everyone's reaction is more or less "oh that's just chad, he's so funny!"
>live an awesome chad life without wagecucking

Sad story is that despite making money, you'll always stay an obese neckbeard. Thinking that money makes you awesome is a childhood fantasy

Larp. Buy LINK instead of larping.

>slutty tongue
>cross necklace

couldn't make it up

already all in brother

I'm actually a little underweight :(

>crypto portfolio moons, now multimillionaire
>too scared to cash out
>keep living in my parents basement
>accidentally buy more bags
>hodl

t. NEET who lives in their mom's basement

>finally finish cashing out
>$5,000,000 in bank account
>keep some for taxes like a good goy
>buy a comfy condo in Seattle with a great view of the city and ocean
>put the rest into index funds, bonds and other safe investments to live off of
>realize that I'll never have to wageslave again and cry tears of joy
>work out and continue to stay in shape
>get an entirely new wardrobe
>get an Aston Martin
>have a comfy entertainment center, including a huge tv where I can look out at the lights at night while enjoying video games and whatever else
>buy cool LEGOs and things I could never afford as a kid
>work on hobbies like screenwriting, painting, making card games, or whatever else I feel like doing
>develop projects and business ideas with the luxury of time and lack of worry I now have
>travel the world and have the condo as a home base
>tip wait staff insane amount occasionally
>never go over budget so I can maintain this comfy lifestyle

This is my dream. This is freedom.

>>buy cool LEGOs

t. NEET who lives in their mom's basement

Classic Veeky Forums fucktards, you forgot the second step needs to be SELL.

You faggots know you never sell at the top no matter how high your coin moons.